Stranger Things characters as quotes my friends/classmates have said
Joyce: What did you have for lunch? Hopper: Nothing Mike: That's a first Hopper: You Bitch! Joyce: Hey! Dustin: That's fair
Eddie: Mike, what should me and Steve's safeword be?
Mr. Clarke: If I toss Mike in a fire..
Mr. Clarke: I call it Dustin Henderson's lecture series
Murray: If Jesus can walk on water, why can't I? Erica: 'cause your fat!
Steve: (to eddie) If I were a girl, I'd think you were so sexy
Mike: I'd peg Will if he was having a bad day. You're a bad friend if you wouldn't do that.
Robin: Do you guys think Bob Ross worked out?
Jane: What if I'm a lesbian?
Eddie: I'm gonna hit you with a dildo!
Lucas: I sucked off a smurf
Dustin: El Chapo is gonna get you
Will: I'm embracing the full bowlcut
Eddie: I wish I was being fucked.
Max: Connor Storrie looks like Ed Sheeran if he was on ozempics
Max: We don't sweat, we just excrete glitter
Lucas: Post Mortem ejaculated
Mike: (about Will) It's not even my birthday and look at all that CAKE
Eddie: Nikki Six laid his balls on Slashes face while he was sleeping and took a picture
Robin: You look like you belong in my pussy
Nancy: And yet they all say they’re straight
Jonathan: I like the cure because I hope the more i listen to it, the more cures I spiritually get
