#stab'ika

[rangerslayer-97]

Galaxy-38: If I Run and...

Loosely based on the source below.

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*21.7 BBY, Mess Hall, The Hunter*

The 332nd and the mechanics, including Intern Larte are sitting in the mess hall having lunch. They're all talking and laughing.

Katooni: *stares at Kaeden* 😏

Kaeden: Why are you looking at me like that, Katooni?

Slip: Uh oh... that normally means she has a stupid idea -_-'

Bomber: I love dumb ideas!!!

Jester: So I do!

Stab: You two are a hazard to society -_-*

Stab'ika: Meep!!!

Deadshot: <.<

Katooni: *glances at Ahsoka filling her travel mug with caff, then leans over to Kaeden* I'll pay you 50 Credits if you run to Tano while she's carrying her caff. I bet she'll drop it to catch you XD

Kaeden: I am not doing that!!! 😳

Katooni: 50 Credits Larte or I'll crash a fighter XD

Kaeden: ... ... ... 100 Credits.

Katooni: 50.

Kaeden: 100 Credits or it's no deal.

Katooni: Fine! 100 so! >:(

Akul Squadron: XD

Kaeden turns to see Ahsoka walking down to their bench to join them, with her hot caff in a travel mug.

Slip: This is going to be bad...

Stab: If they get scalded by the caff, I'm banning them from caff -_-*

Stab'ika: Meep!!!

Kaeden gets up from her seat, turning towards her 'secret' wife and sprints towards her yelling:

Kaeden: COMING IN!!!

Ahsoka: O_O KAEDEN NO!!! I'M HOLDING-

Kaeden leaps into Tano's arms, causing her got drop the travel mug, catches her 'secret' wife. A small crash follows of the mug breaking and spilling the caff.

Ahsoka: -_-

Kaeden: ^.^'

Katooni: So, Larte! Like holding onto those muscles of beskar!? XD

Jester: The General has a nice pair of "guns", huh? XD

Kaesoka: -_-*

Akul Squadron & 332nd: XD

Bomber: *whispers to his friends* Best friends my shebs. We're all getting a share of that bet <.<

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Galaxy-38: Kaeden Gets a Medical Test

Note: Set just before Kaeden officially begins her internship on The Hunter.

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*21.5 BBY, Medbay, Clone Barracks*

Kaeden: Hello? I'm looking for a Clone Medic named CT-24-3103?

CT-24-3103: *steps out* That's me. What do you want? You authorised to be here?

Kaeden: I was escorted by Captain Slip. I was told to do a medical test with you before I start my internship.

CT-24-3103: Ah! Now I remember! You got my holo-message. You must be Kaeden Larte, so. You can me Stab.

Kaeden: Stab? Why Stab?

Stab: Trust me, some things are better left unsaid >:)

Kaeden: O_O

Stab: Anyway, make yourself comfortable and we'll go through the routine medical check. Height, weight, BMI, blood test, urine/drug test, alcohol breathlyser test, audiometry and spirometry tests. Clear?

Kaeden: O_O

Stab: You'll be fine -_-'

Two and a half hours later.

Stab: Just need to do a physical now. Standard procedure. Strip down, just to your undergarments.

Kaeden takes off her clothes, to her undergarments to allow Stab do the physical assessment.

Stab: O_O

Kaeden: Is something wrong, Stab?

Stab: I... I... uh... are those... bruises?

Kaeden: I have a tendency to whack myself off things.

Stab: Do I see... are those bite marks!? 0_0

Kaeden: No <.<

Stab: Those look like Togruta bite marks. Have a thing for Togrutas, Larte? Dare I ask are you sexually active? I may have to a pregnancy test. 🤨

Kaeden: NO!!! I DON'T HAVE TIME TO DATE!!! NEVER MIND SEX!!! I'M DEFINITELY NOT PREGNANT!!! I'M GAY!!! 0_0

Stab: 0_0 ... ... ... Right. OK, you can put your clothes back on and go speak to Sparx to suit you up. You're all good to go.

Kaeden gets her clothes back on and leaves, saying goodbye to Stab and that she'll see him around.

Stab: *making sure Kaeden is out of earshot* OK, coast is clear *picks up his pet Ysalamir, Stab'ika* Oh kriffing Sith Hell!! What am I going to do!? Larte is in a relationship with the General! How else did she get in for a "mechanic internship" when none existed!!!

Stab'ika: Meep!

Stab: Tano certainly gave Larte the bite marks!!! Tano is the only person in the legion who's kriffing gayer than the rainbow itself!!! They better not be kriffing one another during this internship -_-

Stab'ika: Meep!

Stab: I don't get paid enough in caff! *facepalm*

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Galaxy-38: Why is Kitty Kat Avoiding Stripes?

Three days after "The Birds and Bees"

*21 BBY, Clone Barracks*

Ahsoka: Hey Stab! :D

Stab: If you say you did something stupid, I will hold no qualms putting you into the bacta tank! And drown you inside it! -_-'

Stab'ika: Meep meep!

Ahsoka: OK, Stabby. No need to go all murder my shebs *rolls eyes*

Stab: Do you want me to give you a list of my reasons why, General Di'kut? I have 13 reasons why and more to write! -_-*

Ahsoka: HEY! Anyways, something is up with Katooni. She keeps avoiding me, even Kae- *clears throat* Intern Larte.

Stab: *raises eyebrow* I wonder why? Maybe it's due to the Talk I gave her 3 days ago.

Ahsoka: ... ... ... STAB! KATOONI IS ONLY A BABY! THAT'S MY PADAWAN!!! O_O

Stab: She's 15, General. It was necessary. So I took it upon myself, when you were busy humping Larte like a possessed Akul! >:(

Ahsoka: *chokes on air and blushes* I have no idea what you're talking about!!! LarteandIaregoodfriends!!! O.O

Stab: Fast talking? Sure and good friends sleep with one another. I gave Katooni the Talk, you weren't and it was bound to happen! So don't complain!

Ahsoka: My Padawan is traumatised! O_O

Stab: I might have explained about your demonic heat cycles *shrugs*

Ahsoka: STAB!!! I'M NOT THAT BAD!!! O_O

Stab: You threw Slip into a wall once! You growled at everyone! You tried to bite my jugular vein before I sedated you! You're more of an asshole dickhead when in heat! >:(

Stab'ika: Meep!

Ahsoka: Not talking to you, Stab'ika! I didn't didn't ask for your opinion! I would mark you for being disrespectful, but you're not wrong -_-'

Stab: XD ... ... ... Give Katooni a few days, weeks, just give her space and it'll be fine. I only did what was right.

Ahsoka: I know, Stab. Sometimes I'm not a good role model for Katooni. Thanks for looking out for her. I appreciate it :)

Stab: She's our vod, my sister. Why wouldn't I? Now get out of my medbay! You're making me all teary eyed! I will KO you! XD

Ahsoka: I know you will. Thanks again, Stab. See you in the mess! *turns to leave*

Stab: One last thing! If you and Larte plan to fool around again, keep the noise down. The walls are thin after all XD

Stab'ika: Meep meep!

Ahsoka: STABWHATTHEKRIFF!? I'MNOTSLEEPINGWITHLARTE!!! O_O *runs and stumbles out the door*

Stab: *strokes Stab'ika's head* She's fast talking again. That poor, poor soul. She's still denying it and we all know XD

Stab'ika: Meep!