Greetings from- well, I haven't quite decided on what I'd like to call my dimension. I get to name it, correct? I was technically the one who discovered it.. or would that be my muse? I suppose I could name it after him! Enough of my ramblings.
I, Stanford Filbrick Pines, hope to build a device capable of opening up my dimension to others! Recently, my research has hit a rather slow point.. I attempted to reach out to a trusted friend, but it seems he's too busy caring for an infant and his business. He'll come to regret his decision once I show off my portal technology and post my findings relating to Gravity Falls!
Against my muses wishes, I decided to reach out to you! Well, not exactly you, but anyone who ends up finding this signal (This radio is rather impressive! I scavenged the parts from an alien ship)! If you have any advice on inter-dimensional travel or even information on how to build a better communication system (mine is not the most reliable), please respond! I can provide moth facts in return for any information or even just a delightful chat!
Out of character below the cut