#staff logs

[buried-girlparts]

For once theres some relative peace and quiet in a test cycle, but that doesnt make this any easier to watch. Physical therapy is necessary in adapting to a gait with a tail that size and the subject is too damn preoccupied with herself to get up and walk half the time. She just zones out and... stumbles around with the thing between her legs... just rubbing on it...

The noises are fucking unbearable when she's got recreation time. God forbid you're eating and she just decides to stand there, knees knocking together and whimpering and making those awful wet noises like we grew her a third arm just to touch herself with. She just walked up to one of the interns the other day and just latched on to the poor girl's leg as she went to town on herself.

She just stood there and got this really fucked up expression as the kid splattered on her leg. I couldnt spot her without one of the other women leading her along by the hand for the rest of the day after that to god knows what secluded corners of the facility.

Im getting really fucking concerned about the caliber of interns we're letting into this program. Maybe I shouldnt be surprised given those rumors I keep hearing about the Head Doctor.

[radical-superstar-daycare]

Staff log #12

4/8

3:30pm

Everything's been fairly normal and as it should be. Fresh is still trying to loiter around wherever Sonnie happens to be, but it doesn't seem like he's as determined to invade her personal space anymore. Thank god, it's about time he started listening.

In other news, Sonnie still talks to Lunar throughout the day. She won't do it out loud when she's surrounded by kids, but when she gets a moment or two to herself, then she'll start speaking out loud. Upon checking her system and data, it does look like she communicates with Lunar more often than we realized, though. Spikes can be seen in the system's log, suggesting that he even responds back to her.

The only weird part of that is that Sonnie seems to also have an imaginary friend, now. I don't know why, hell, I didn't even know robots could make imaginary friends at all, but... It's a little unnerving sometimes. Good for her, I guess, but unnerving for the human staff.

The most recent incident is when Nick found a drawing in Sonnie's room, taped to the wall. One figure was obviously supposed to be Sonnie, but then there was a smaller one that we didn't recognize. I think it was supposed to be a girl with dark hair, but I'm not sure. Something about the stare the girl was drawn with makes me not want to step foot in Sonnie's room ever again. Maybe it's just her programming being weird, though. Who knows.

I know this place has it's fair share of skeletons in closets, but... None of that could have anything to do with this. Right?

[buried-girlparts]

Doc managed to convince R&D to move up the testing for the intelligence dampeners so we can get some actual work done. Unfortunately the subject must have gotten into the chief's computer again and found us out. She worked out how to pick the locks on the sharps containers and would just keep jabbing herself and swallowing shit until the med team had to intervene and rush her to surgery to get out of it. We got the wretched fucking thing under wraps by baiting another container with needles full of enough benzodiazepines to kill a horse and she still gave us a ten minute chase before her legs gave out underneath her. The thing about these drugs is they're not remotely intended for human use, they're for numbing fear and aggression in livestock. Now the little twerp just babbles nonsense all day and stares at the wall with these creepy milky little eyes. She's lost a significant amount of balance and motor control. As something of an intended but unforeseen side effect the drug is also meant to soften the muscle fibers of butcher stock to produce better meat. Somewhat disgustingly this relaxant effect has rendered the subject totally incontinent, requiring diapers 24/7. I swear, the more it starts behaving like an actual little girl the more that thing scares me shitless. It's imprinting instinct is completely unnatural. It went from nursing off of feral cats thinking it was one of their own to speaking and reading fluent English at a collegiate level in a matter of weeks. Mark my words she's up to something.

The nursing staff couldn't care less. She'll drool and blow spit bubbles and stare at nothing for hours and just cling on their pant legs and they'll just coo and pet her like she suddenly isn't a killing machine under that dead, doll-like face. I could've almost sworn I saw one of the women carrying her into the breast feeding room.

At least now that the subject has no problems cooperating we can knock out some of the more weaponized augmentations before her freakish auto-immune system purges the dampeners. She doesn't even screech when we do the electro-stimulus tests. She just makes this dull, delirious groan and starts panting and squirming and rubbing her legs together as the voltage ticks up. At least nobody has to clean the chair anymore. The Doctor couldn't be more pleased, really. She's even bothering to do the routine checkups herself again now that the brat can't take her stupid little eyes off the enrichment screens.

...Actually that last bit sort of scares me. Where's the tapes to the camera feed?

[radical-superstar-daycare]

Staff log #8

3/26

11:34am

I was able to convince Fresh to get into his charging station last night, and I almost felt a little bad about having to suddenly shut him down. He doesn't enjoy it, but... To be fair, none of them do.

Cody's here, and he's working on getting Fresh back into peak condition again. I've been having to call him so much lately that it's absurd. A robot shouldn't need so many repairs and diagnostic scans in such a short period of time.

Nick should be arriving soon too, since I called and asked if he could take a look at Sonnie's twitch. I just wanted to make sure that it's not the same issue that Fresh is having, and hey. Better safe than sorry.

[radical-superstar-daycare]

Staff log #17

5/16

6:14pm

Man, it's been a while since anyone's updated these, huh? Not sure how or why, but I guess we all kinda got sidetracked with things.

Anyway though, we're not sure how or why, but Cosette and Hue have found their way back. Cosette was locked in a box for ages and she's been powered off and charging for a while. Sonnie's been adamant about keeping her in Lunar's room until she's completely charged and ready to go again, and Lunar's been exhibiting more aggression than before. All of it seems to be directed at Fresh, and from what we understand, it's because he doesn't want Fresh anywhere near Cosette.

Fresh has been released from parts and service and we found his starfish in Wynter's Wall Climbing, tucked into a cubby full of climbing gear. We have no idea what it was doing there, but it's in parts and service, getting checked out as we speak. Fresh refuses to work without it, so he's been loitering in parts and service as well, eagerly waiting for Ibis to finish working on it.

Hue's back now, too. We don't know how, but he turned up in parts and service as well, probably in the worst shape he's ever been in. He happened to catch the tiniest glimpse of Fresh and immediately went into some sort of panic mode. His eyes were huge and flashing through different color and shape combinations, his chest was heaving despite not actually needing to breath, and he nearly fell off the bench he'd been placed on, because he tried to drag himself away from where Fresh was. Fresh didn't see him, thankfully, but we'll have to have Ibis repair his voice box and see if he remembers why he's suddenly so freaked out by Fresh.

Management isn't sure what to do about this sudden surge of daycare animatronics yet, though. Sonnie and Lunar will obviously stay in the daycare, as will Cosette. Fresh may end up primarily working more in music hall than in the daycare, but they're not sure about that yet. Given the extent of the damage that Hue's taken, it'll be a while before they're forced to make any decisions regarding him. Hopefully they keep him around instead of scrapping him. He's a sweetheart, the kids loved him almost as much as they love Sonnie, and he's funny. Would honestly hate to see anything else happen to the poor guy.

[radical-superstar-daycare]

Staff log #1

3/20

4:47pm

Had a decent number of guests come in today, despite this place being really new still. Everyone seems enamored by the daycare attendant animatronics, but I can't say that I blame them. Fresh, Sonnie, and Lunar are pretty impressive, after all. It's a shame that they probably won't get the chance to meet Lunar, though. Not after the incident at our last location.

But oh well. It's what's best. As long as he's still allowed to come out and do his nighttime job as a security bot, I'm sure he doesn't care either way.

Sonnie and Fresh are proving to be excellent caretakers, despite Fresh being just as wild as any child and Sonnie displaying signs of what looks like anxiety. Who programs anxiety into a robot? Isn't that kind of cruel??

[radical-superstar-daycare]

Staff log #???

4/5

12:17am

She is afraid a' me. She is afraid a' me, I know. I know she's afraid a' me. Why is she afraid a' me. They're all afraid a' me. They shouldn't be afraid a' me. They should be afraid a' me. She's afraid a' me, I think I know why.

[radical-superstar-daycare]

Staff log update

3/30

8:43pm

I spoke to Fresh and asked him to give Sonnie some space. It was clear that he understood what I was trying to get at, but I don't think it really registered completely, because he went right back to invading her space again. I had him start cleaning the ball pit once our doors closed for the night and used the opportunity to speak to Sonnie privately about the issue.

She told me everything was fine, and insisted that nothing was wrong. Despite that, she's begun cleaning around the arts and crafts table, staring at me the entire time. Every time Fresh left her side, she would start tapping on the table. Then when he came back, she'd stop. I'm watching her right now, and I'm not sure what to think of it. Maybe it's a nervous habit of some kind?... With her anxiety, it'd make sense if that's what it was, but at the same time, it seems like it's in a very specific pattern.

As soon as I can get Fresh to leave her be, I'll have to ask her about it. Hopefully it's nothing serious.