#staggeringlytony.

[apollxnius]

@staggeringlytony​ said: “I’m a cab driver and you’re late to a business meeting and you are literally the most demanding pretentious piece of shit i’ve ever had the displeasure of driving but i also kind of want to fuck you in that suit” au (from some oddly specific aus that no one asked for)

"You’ll get through it faster if you actually look ahead.” He said, meeting the cab driver’s eyes through the rearview mirror. He was late to court, yes, but he still noticed the driver looking at him a little too much. “Not that I’m in a rush or anything.” He said, adding a sarcastic smile. Immediately, he turned back to his phone, texting his assistant that he would probably be late.

[apollxnius]

@staggeringlytony

“If you never were happy to begin with, how come you never told me?! I would have listened, I would have helped —”

“Tony, calm down. It was just a bad dinner party, you don’t need to get like that.” Edward tried to calm him, as they stood on the curb, waiting for the Uber to come and pick them up. “Besides, they are your work friends. You can’t go and complain to them just because I was bored...”