entertaining myself too much with the idea that ford becomes a huge stan apologist after weirdmageddon. stan could set someone on fire and ford would be like "that's how he expresses himself also why are you attacking him also he's literally a hero????" and stan would absolutely notice and escalate his behavior & since ford only has the mental capacity to change once every 30 years he just doubles down
stan: (casually taking spoonfuls out of mabel's bowl of cereal)
dipper: so are we going to do something about this.
ford: idk, are you going to save the world?














