[nhbcnbx]

your lips

my lips

Apacolypse

[cantgetworsethanthistbh]

hot take that the fighting zombies isnt stans hottest scene. ot was in stanchurian candidate where he rips the sleeves off his arms and just climbs a mountain like a beast to save the kids while punching eagles and jumping around.

headcanon too that ford, having the house to himself finally was watching the election on the tv, saw all of THIS

and watched the last shred of his denial about how much he doesnt want to fuck his brother anymore literally evaporate. like he was already lying to himself BIG time with all his "oh stanleys so out of shape now" comments but this pissed him off BAD because stan's a bear AND a total badass with sexy arms, hed be furious

[paintedcrows]

Every day is harder, sanity seems farther

[theorderofthetriad]

had a terrible idea and i had to make it. terribly.

[jellynut]

“What seems to be the problem, officer?”

[meaniezucchini]

chilly morning

the sudden ressuresction of the gf fandom really helps to crawl out of my art-block

[p1ss-uwuuwu]

I want his mystery sack

[inoghmia]

They’re so silly

[stanowarb2]

BRASS KNUCKLE GRUNKLE

Art by @toastybumblebee for @stanowarb2; Day 42 of STANCESTIVAL

[stanhole]

this damn stancest au has a wife and child now

[orphancest]

childhood crush!

[stephreynaart]

Lushes

[wormspoodle]

idk has someone done this yet

[paozinhoscave]

[whorrorbxby]

i should be bouncing on some nerds dick right now not whatever this is

[apollosdimples]

or him on mine...either way works

[skipppppy]

No nuance. No “both” option. Subjective opinion only. Time for war. Who is the superior Stan

Stanley Pines

Stanford Pines

Voting ended onSep 18, 2024

Reblog for sample size and also tell me why in the tags. I want violence. I want discourse. I want bloodshed

[skipppppy]

fascinating responses from the community so far

[skipppppy]

CONGRATULATIONS STANLEY PINES ON WINNING THE SUPERIOR STAN AWARD!!!

Thank you everyone for voting and also thank you to Ford Pines. You lost this poll so hard that I actually think I prefer you now. If it’s any consolation you will always be the more attractive one in my opinion.

[mroddmod]

the queen of the disco or whatever