YOU CANNOT STOP ME. I AM AN ETERNAL FLAME, BABY.
EVERYONE IN THE MANSION IS PARTICIPATING IN SOME STUPID SHIT NAMED “STAND WEEK” OR SOME OTHER SHIT. I CAN ONLY ASSUME IT WAS MADE BY SOME SADISTIC FUCK WHO SPITES THE UNDERPRIVILEGED MAJORITY BECAUSE I, A SIMPLE AND HUMBLE VAMPIRE HAVE NO STAND TO “SWAP” WITH!! THIS IS FUCKING *UNACCEPTABLE*, AND I WILL SHOW YOU ALL MY WRATH FOR LEAVING ME OUT OF SUCH A FUCKING USELESS AND STUPID ACTIVITY AS THIS ONE. I FEEL SUCH A RAGE BURNING INSIDE ME!! IT’S ALMOST LIKE... WHAT IS THIS??? AHAHAHA, THAT’S RIGHT, YOU MOTHERFUCKERS. *NUKESAKU WINS AGAIN*. I HAVE BECOME THE MAN I WAS *DESTINED TO BE.* THAT IS TO SAY,
*A MOTHERFUCKING STAND USER.*
YES!!! HAHA. I CAN SEE YOU’VE JUST PISSED YOUR PANTS! YOU’VE NEVER SEEN A STAND THIS COOL, HAVE YOU? THAT’S BECAUSE YOU ARE FUCKING STUPID. JUST WHEN YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD GET RID OF OLD HONEST NUKESAKU YOU GET YOUR ASS HANDED TO YOU LIKE A WAITRESS AT A FANCY RESTAURANT PICKING UP A FORK YOU DROPPED AND STABBING IT INTO YOUR EYE!!! YOU STUPID, STUPID IDIOT!! HAHAHA! I AM PRACTICALLY *BRIMMING WITH POWER*! HIS NAME IS *RADFUCKER MCGOGO* AND HIS ABILITY IS PUNCHING REALLY HARD AND REALLY FAST. GENIUS, ISN’T IT? THAT IS PROBABLY *THE* BEST STAND ABILITY *EVER*. WHICH IS FITTING, BECAUSE I AM *THE BEST CHARACTER* EVER!!!
SO THAT’S RIGHT. I WILL BE LETTING MY *STAND* TAKE OVER ANSWERS FOR ME FOR A LITTLE BIT!!! WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THAT?? NOT TO FUCKING SHABBY, *HUH*??
I BET THIS WILL MAKE ALL OF YOU REGRET MAKING FUN OF OLD NUKESAKU WON’T IT????
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*LOOK HOW FAST I CAN SWING MY FISTS*