#stanleypineskin

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Please post on June 15 if possible!

Hey poindexter! Happy birthday, wherever you are. You know I love you and I miss you, but I'll say it anyway. I miss spending every birthday and every day together, and I wish we could spend today together. I hope whatever you're doing, wherever you are, you have a good day. You deserve it. Hopefully we'll see each other before the next birthday, right? :-)

Your favorite twin,

Stanley Pines

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Hey! I know I'm probably late, but: Dipper, Mabel, happy birthday! You kids were the best thing that could have happened to a crotchety old fart like me. Thanks for, y'know, everything. I'm sure if Ford was here he'd say the same thing. We love you, kids. - Grunkle Stanley Pines (To the Mods, please post this on August 31st, if possible!! If not, hey, that's on me.)

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hoping against all fuckin hope that i can find my kids again someday and still be a dad/uncle/employer to you all again. i miss cooking for you, ya little runts. rascals, really, the lot of yous.

i miss makin fucked up taxidermy with soos, i miss stealing shit and being petty with wendy, cracking stupid nerd jokes with candy and boxing with grenda, fishing with tate and pazzie, messing with rob and him n wendy's friends and letting them have pizza n parties at the Shack, just. alla them.

but most of all, i miss the twins. dipshit, fuckin scoundrel he is, dry wit like ford and wendy combined. little nerd. and my pumpkin, creative and bold, more than anybody i've ever heard of. tiny little kids with the biggest goddamn hearts, it's a wonder neither of them exploded from it. can't be explainin alla that to their parents, now can i. pfft.

ugh. i'm not old enough to be talking this sappy. i just love my goddamn kids. i hope i can meet 'em again, genuinely. even if they don't like who i am now, it'd be nice to find out how they're doing now. grunkle/uncle stan loves alla yous!

- stanley pines (gravity falls), (🌊)🥊

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ooo so we're sharing recipes now? well get ready for

GREEN BEANS AND BACON WITH STANLEY PINES!!

ingredients ( for two to four servings, this is my own recipe so im not entirely sure ): one can of green beans, three strips of bacon, one and a half spoonfuls of minced garlic, Italian seasoning blend, pepper, shredded mozzarella or parmesan cheese ( your choice )

tools: medium sized pot, medium sized pan, knife, something to stir with

1. open the can of green beans and drain the juices out. pour them into the pot and turn on your stove to medium. sir semi-regularly throughout the recipe

2. get your pan and grease it however you wish. fry the bacon in the pan, add pepper.

3. put the bacon on a plate with a paper towel on it. pat the bacon to remove excess grease. Then cut the bacon into small squares ( split the bacon down the middle horizontally for smaller bites ).

4. put the bacon as well as a select amount of the grease from the pan into the pot with the green beans. stir.

5. add the minced garlic and italian seasoning. dont feel afraid to over season it, this recipe is very forgiving and it WILL taste good. stir until thoroughly mixed.

6. sprinkle on your cheese, stir only a little bit.

YOU'RE DONE!!! enjoy!!

party note i love the enrgy here but please no more food recipes messages from anyone! thank you!

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Realizing that Shermie was too young to remember me before I was thrown out and that our parents never told him about me fucking sucks. He only knew about Ford. He thought he only had one older brother. What do I even say to that?

-Stanley Pines

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( Please post 8/31 if you can )

Happy birthday kiddos !! Ya didn't hear this from me but,, Sixer n' I miss you tons. Come back soon, y'hear me?

Love you, Dipper, Mabel

— Grunkle Stan

( Stanley Pines )

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(Please post 8/31 if you can, or as close to it as possible)

Happy birthday Dipper and Mabel!!!! Lights of my life, I love you kids so damn much and I hope you’re having the best day ever.

— Stanley Pines

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found out im stan pines!!

also my brother is ford!! so i dont need to miss him because hes right there!!!

(plus one time i joked we were twins in all but age- look how that turned out!!!)

- stanley pines (#🌕📃👽)

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