Is it just me who fell in love with stapleface?
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Is it just me who fell in love with stapleface?
Can I just say that rhys is becoming like jack but not in the way of wreckless violence and stuff, he's becoming jack in little ways like that capitalism coin he made or something...and the way he talks and holds himself is just like jack, he is slowly but surely becoming handsome jack 2.0. (Also he wasn't wrong for firing anu she deserved it like where did she think the jabbers would go you all were on a spaceship😐)
Stapleface relationship headcanons because I am in love with her:
She would be very protective,not in a yandere way but in a caring way cause face it your basically surrounded by bandits and psychos.
you tried to learn "psycho language" and tried to say "i love you," she found it very sweet and tried to help you learn it a little
She would make you a custom weapon that went along with your style there would be alot of tape but to you it's the thought that mattered
Anytime you 2 went out she would be on guard but didn't want to seem like she was you know?
When cuddling with stapleface I have a feeling she would hug you then fall asleep in your arms..but she would be the big spoon.
If u were also a psycho, you two would go out and kill other threating clans/cults together and laugh about it
If you weren't a bandit and you were like anu/promethian citizen you two would bond over weapon designs or whatever you are into she would try to learn with u.
9/10 kisser she would be very passionate and playful
In bed 8.5/10 like I said she is very passionate and playful especially when it comes to pleasuring you
Her complete rate as a partner ♾️/10 because ❤️❤️
Also the type of nicknames she would call you are hero girl,angel,goddess, my precious, and my love❤️
@zealouscollectivementality feast my child🤲
It sucks when you fall in love with a character but there's literally no fanfics of them or no content of them.😭