Jul 7, 2015
[text] I feel like you’re pretending I didn’t bail you out of jail last night for trying to staple a cushion to the top of their car so you had a “comfy place to sit”
[SMS ; my god-sent guardian angel ] yes i am ignoring it
[SMS ; my god-sent guardian angel ] i was hoping you wouldn’t bring it up
[SMS ; my god-sent guardian angel ] did i get a court date or anything or just a warning i can’t even remember being concious