[I.D. 1: As seen in Part 1, the encroaching pirate ship with black sails has sailed even closer now, the sun glinting off its ropes; the word "impending" written next to it in light gray is frantically going offscreen. The narration, in a slightly transparent black box (in the style of The Stanley Parable), cries, "No, no no no no no! NO! Stanley, our loot, our fucking game, our-" End I.D. 1]
[I.D. 2: There's a great explosion of light and smoke as, offscreen, a cannon from Stanley and the Narrator's ship fires a cannonball into the enemy ship. Written on the right is "stanley offscreen" with an arrow pointing towards the origin of the cannonball. Visible in the enemy ship's explosion is the word "cookie9", written in black and outlined in green as though it's the username of someone caught in the explosion. The Narrator says, "Stanley, holy fucking SHIT-" End I.D. 2]
[I.D. 3: The Narrator turns to watch the enemy ship, enormous and close now, sail around theirs close enough to reach out and touch. He says in the narration, "No, no, nonononono, I changed my mind, I don't want this to end, please don't- take- Stanley, we have to kill the ship! We have to kill the ship!!" End I.D. 3]
[I.D. 4: The enemy ship sails around Stanley and the Narrator's ship's starboard, its head visible. Meanwhile, the game's screen suddenly rings with a border of red, as though the player is taking damage and their vision is growing hazy. The Narrator continues, "Go on, GO- (Splintering wood, sound of screaming) Oh, fucking SHIT-" End I.D. 4]
[I.D. 5: The red having disappeared, the Narrator runs down to be on the deck with Stanley, whose model is now shrugging and smiling amiably at the Narrator and also standing next to a large metal cannon. His username has changed offscreen to say "Employee Pirate". The Narrator says, "Stanley, start breaking- oh FUCK-" End I.D. 5]
[I.D. 6: The Narrator and Stanley both turn to look at the enemy pirate ship, which is now completely alongside their own ship; Stanley, standing next to the cannon with his username now saying "burned_to_a_crisp", fires another cannonball into the enemy ship with another great explosion of light and smoke. The Narrator calls out, "Hey- hey, excuse me, folks! Helloooooo! Could you guys maybe consider chilling the fuck out? Thank you." End I.D. 6]
[I.D. 7: The Narrator runs back to the upper part of the deck so it can face the other ship's deck itself; it is now holding up a pistol. In front of them is a game prompt that says "Lower Anchor", which they are ignoring. They call out, "Oh, you're not going to? You're going to try and plunder this hapless ship with only two crew members, well, that's FINE. I've wanted a chance to learn how to shoot for a long time. Maybe this naval battle will finally defeat the emptiness encrouching upon your human souls, too." End I.D. 7]
[I.D. 8: The game enters naval combat; the screen is bordered by black with geometric teal patterns on its top, and on the bottom border, it says "Tri-Rock Isle". The enemy ship approaches head-on; there is a great white shark attached to its front. The Narrator, still holding the pistol, says, "Oh... oh god, you're really not going to stop, are you... Stanley- Stanley, I". End I.D. 8]
source: here! inspired by: here! (warning for loud for both) part one: here!
i didn't get to show it but you can guess who's on the enemy ship yelling at the narrator to shut the fuck up