#starbreaker

[grayvamp]

DO NOT try to eat yogurt in the barbarian classroom at 3am

(EDIT: fixed the shadows on Gilear plz rb this version lol)

[teabagtoaster]

unfortunately their ill-advised-casual-workplace-situationship-gone-wrong compels me

[atherea]

happy pride love loses <3

[hyskenek]

close enough, welcome back jace and porter

[incorrectbadkidz]

Porter: Fig won’t trace it back to me.

Jace: Are you being serious right now? Fig traces everything back to you. She traces things you haven’t even done back to you.

[pizzacastella]

oh wow ur coworker who u hav an ambiguous relationship with and uses a big hammer (and has an even bigger ego) tried to kill, resurrect and bring u back wrong too?

[emiko-matsui]

i love d20 fans that are upset that people are saying jace and porter are fucking in love because they're bad people who have manipulated children. like, you're gonna be upset people are shipping problematic old men together? here? on the shipping problematic old men site?

[a-salty-alto]

Ok the thing about "Jace is evil because he's fucking Porter" is that in most other fandoms that would be a fandom in-joke to simplify a more complex potential relationship because basically we know about them is they always show up together and Jace seems to be putting up with a lot re: The Rat Grinders

But the thing about Fantasy High is that Brennan said Porter's only evil because it was funny

And Jace is only with Porter all the time because they were like the two established teachers who weren't dead who COULD show up at the cafeteria in episode 3

So on a Meta level, Jace is only evil because Porter is evil, and since things can become canon because they're funny, "Jace is evil because he and Porter are fucking" is plausible in universe because it's basically why he's evil on a meta level