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i was speaking with a guy i work with and when leaving i said okay see you monday and he went oh no i wont be in monday. im going bald. and i said ?you're what? and he just repeated im going bald monday. wont be in

deadandphilgames

update: he didn’t show up on Monday and on Tuesday he was bald

asksloyxp

Maybe if I just work harder, this empty cup will pour again

wizard-council-bureaucrat

the king has abruptly fired 60% of his wizard staff, so he’s about to be abruptly surprised at who floated 100% of his formerly floating sky castle

hyper-lynx

I heard they're planning to maintain their levitation rites with autonomous constructs from now on, saying wizards are going to be totally obsolete within the season... so, ah, I'd invest in falling island insurance.

scilas

Preserving not-prev-but-someone-elses funny tags in this chain as well because I love both these additions actually,

catsbeaversandducks

killing-the-prophet

A woman dressed in a traditional Ukrainian embroidered shirt holds her cat as she take part in an embroidered shirt parade in central Kiev, Ukraine, on May 27, 2017. Gleb Garanich

alexxuun

What happens when Grace doesn’t sleep for 48 hours.

Based on this panel from Dungeon Meshi:

sailermoon

having unwashed hair will have you believing shit like i can’t be saved

birdsareblooming

everydaylouie

véritables préludes flasques (pour un chien)

filibusterfrog

babby for @kitquips

escuerzoresucitado

xalatath

Welcome.....to gay elf city.

tsukinoinaba

....isn't that every elf city?

xalatath

dorothylarouge

corvidcall

to anyone in the areas impacted by the wildfire smoke, my #1 biggest piece of advice as someone whos been dealing with wildfire smoke in the NW united states for years, is build yourself a Corsi-Rosenthal Cube

they perform as well as expensive HEPA air cleaners, and are comparatively VERY inexpensive. all you need is a box fan, 4 air filters, a piece of cardboard, and some duct tape!!!!

i think it took us maybe a half hour to put ours together, if that, and we replace the filters every 3 months. it's really made a HUGE difference, both when the air quality is bad, but also with our allergies