#stardewsonas

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Andy: sleeping

Fizzy: standing over her bed

Andy: Wh-

Fizzy: Come See My Kid

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This is how the game ended today. Important context: Fiz was in Andy’s house

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You’re the owner of the farm having breakfast with your husband and you look out the window to see your two farmmates screaming

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Oh Mother, Oh My

Andy had gotten used to being a ghost. It was hard at first and she found herself crying over everything she could no longer do since becoming non-corporeal. Being a human in a town with a majority population of monsters was hard but okay, being a human ghost on the other hand in a town with a majority population of monsters was even harder. It was a struggle to leave the farmland, to farm, and to do anything but float around and go through walls. She’s grown used to feeling helpless in the situation and grown to accept it, especially after Shane passed as well. Thankfully he wasn’t haunting the farmhouse alongside, but his own house he moved back into. That happened a while ago, and now the human population had dwindled down to none- most humans nowadays stayed within the cities. It came as a surprise to her at least, when a witch and a human showed up on the overgrown farmland she’d come to accept as the remains of her home.

“So you’re looking for a ghost?” The green haired boy asked, crossing his arms. “Like any in particular or just one specific one?”

“Well one that has significant energy to them, y’know? I just get a vibe from here so I think we’re close.” The purple haired witch grinned, “this is exciting, right?”

“A bit.” He chuckled, shaking his head. “Like those lame youtube series, the ones with the really bad effects.”

Perhaps the boy was a medium, Andy mused to herself. That would explain why a human would be ghost hunting, though the witch said she was the one that felt the energy so it seemed that wasn’t the case at all. 

“Yeah, but this is real!” She grinned, stepping over sticks and rocks as the boy stumbled along behind her.

“Of course it’s real, we don’t have a video camera.” He rolled his eyes, glancing around the property as Andy darted behind a tree.

She recalled Shane not being able to see her once she died, so it wasn’t like she needed to in order to go undetected by the human. She found herself doing it anyways, it was second nature by now to try to avoid people poking around the property until they start disturbing shit.

“Yeah, well it’s better to live in the moment, y’know? Plus, we don’t wanna go accidentally trapping any ghost if it’d just piss them off further.” 

“Yeah, yeah.” He agreed with a nod, “how are you so good at walking through this? I thought you grew up exclusively in the city.”

“I have my secrets.” She winked back, approaching the run-down greenhouse. “Think there’s any ghosts here?”

“You’re the one that can feel them!” He sighed, stumbling over the uneven ground faster as if that would help anything. “Let’s have a look-see.”

Andy stayed behind as the two entered the greenhouse. Their talking got muffled slightly by the walls. She took this time to collect herself and piece together everything. They seemed nice enough, really. They said it themselves that they didn’t want to accidentally inconvenience a ghost.

Lost in her thoughts, Andy neglected to notice the passage of time as the two walked out of the greenhouse with her in plain sight.

“Hi miss ghost!” The girl startled Andy from the thoughts. “Do you live here?”

“Uh-”

“I mean I think that parts obvious.” The boy mumbled, “ghosts don’t tend to wander too much Fizz…”

She nodded slowly, “right, right. My mistake. How do you know so much about ghosts?”

“I get bored sometimes.” He sighed. “Uh, miss ghost, do you have a name you go by?”

“...Andy.” Andy replied hesitantly, giving the two a curious look, “and you?”

“Fizz, nice to meet you!”

“Dave, it’s a pleasure!”

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It’s that time of year again folks

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Someone found the hat shop