#starkid lore

[lettingtimepass]

I'm still losing it over high schooler Nick Lang making the active choice to not learn how to type and just resigning to typing with two fingers for the rest of his life 😭

[miss-holloday]

Too long, didn’t watch for

A Pit Stop In Hatchetfield

NOW HERES A LIST OF EVERY LORE DROP I NOTICED THAT ISNT CONFINED TO ONE OF THE NEW STORIES SPECIFICALLY :

* The problematic puppy at the Hatchetfield kennel, which Dan and Donna reported on, was a dog who was gonna be put to sleep because he bit Mayor Solomon Lauter

* Charles Coven is the full name of the man who owned the Hatchetfield Rollerama in Yellow Jacket. He also happens to be the same Coven who owns and operated Coven Communication Research & Power (CCRP, where TGWDLM begins). Charles used to work for the government and eventually moved to Hatchetfield, MI to start his current company in the private sector, where he uses other worldly knowledge to get ahead in the cut-throat world of business.

* Charles also has control over Howard Goodman, the president of the United States of America.

* Brenda, the cheerleader played by Bryce Charles in NPMD works at Miss Retro’s (Miss Holloway’s diner) now that high school is over. She is also dating a f-boy named Tucker.

* Tom Houston is the coach of the Hatchetfield Football Team

* Ted, being a terrible worker, knows the CCRP office inside and out. He often goons around.

* Miss Holloway dresses up as a witch on Halloween!!

* Pastor Todd is a Methodist Pastor in Hatchetfield, implying that he is probably Charlotte’s pastor (thanks @starkidenjoyer)

* There is a Cider Mill Haunted House in Hatchetfield

* Miss Holloway can projectile vomit on command

* Sylvia, the girl we see dating Bill (I believe in Killer Track) is also Charles Coven’s Secretary.

ALSO NOT LORE BUT-

THEY WANT TO DO NMT3, but if they do, it will not be on zoom anymore. It will be filmed in a more full-fledged manner, similar to Workin’ Boys.

[abarryswiftexit]

Fuck it, I’m bringing out my diagrams, visual aids, and string and thumbtacks and I’m going to collect the names of every named and mentioned character in the hatchetfield series. I’m going to make CHARTS. I’m going to rewatch the series and as many livestreams as I can find. I got the digital recordings and bonus bits!