Hatchetfield Theorizer

They/Them, creator of the Hatchetfield relationship map, AuDHD currently hyperfocused on Hatchetverse

[abarryswiftexit]

[ballpitwizard]

the milk fandom is dying 🥛😔✊🏻 reblog if you're a real milker🥛🐄🦴💪🏻

[unfit-and-drunk]

Arvak, absolutely the best horse in Skyrim

[elderscrollsconceptart]

Ageless Vampire

Art for The Elder Scrolls: Legends

*Artist Unknown* If anyone knows the artist comment below

[legionattack13]

Mermer for The_Kluph 🐙

[booigi-boi]

Dracula Wiggly and Pierrot Tinky for Halloween! 💚💛

(+ bat sniggle)

[clairenatural]

posts that make you take off your glasses and gently set them down on your desk so you can more fully cover your face with your hands 

[heartandsol-0]

halloween cosplays part 2!!

me when evil gay man in all denim……

i serve Capitalism God and therefore you will die 😌

[heartandsol-0]

halloween cosplays, part 1!!

a sol pokotho halloween cosplay?? it’s more likely than you think……

woahg….. no way…… it’s an eldritch god…. no. worse…. it’s a THEATRE KID!!!! 😱😱

OH MY GOD IT’S BOTH???? WE’RE DOOMED!!!!!

*explodes into blue goo*

[desertbuddie]

[rpfofficial]

so embarrassing that that man reduces me to a giggling blushing teenager by just being an image on my screen. I might as well just die

[femslashfortnight]

Welcome to the first day of Hatchetfield Femslash Fortnight!

With the start of HFFF, we've decided to draw the curtain back a bit to formally introduce ourselves. Sure, we have our blogs linked from here, but what's a little more flair with a drawn image and a proper post? From left to right:

@tapestryoftrauma - he/she/they, genderfluid lesbian

@oswaldpettyeye - he/they, transmasc pansexual

@wigglys-dikrats - key/kyr, nonbinary queer

@abarryswiftexit - they/them, nonbinary demipansexual

@samscorch - he/they, nonbinary sapphic

@eggingtontoast - they/them, nonbinary queer

[paloma-ascends-into-hellfire]

happy pride month to the little gay people in my phone

[wigglys-dikrats]

@samscorch @eggingtontoast @tapestryoftrauma @oswaldpettyeye @abarryswiftexit @witchstormm

[nabwastaken]

cast your mutuals in a play/musical!

Presenting: Moot Friday!

Tom Houston: @kairithemang0 this is about your post from the other day but you also give me serious Tom vibes tbh

Becky Barnes: @snarky-wallflower I just think you'd kill it

Lex Foster: no words @tapestryoftrauma

Hannah Foster: @un-deserts-your-bluffs your name in brp is literally 'the real hannah foster'

Linda Monroe: @wigglys-dikrats mother <3

Barry Swift: @abarryswiftexit I've just realised we're not moots but oh well take it anyway

Gary Goldstein Attorney at Law: @pangothepangolin you just give me those silly vibes

Wilbur Cross: @midnightnautilus easiest casting in my LIFE

General John MacNamara: @oswaldpettyeye you'd kill it but also its really fucking funny to cast you as Mr. America

[abarryswiftexit]

In all honesty I would be best as Sherman 😔

[nabwastaken]

cast your mutuals in a play/musical!

Presenting: Moot Friday!

Tom Houston: @kairithemang0 this is about your post from the other day but you also give me serious Tom vibes tbh

Becky Barnes: @snarky-wallflower I just think you'd kill it

Lex Foster: no words @tapestryoftrauma

Hannah Foster: @un-deserts-your-bluffs your name in brp is literally 'the real hannah foster'

Linda Monroe: @wigglys-dikrats mother <3

Barry Swift: @abarryswiftexit I've just realised we're not moots but oh well take it anyway

Gary Goldstein Attorney at Law: @pangothepangolin you just give me those silly vibes

Wilbur Cross: @midnightnautilus easiest casting in my LIFE

General John MacNamara: @oswaldpettyeye you'd kill it but also its really fucking funny to cast you as Mr. America

[abarryswiftexit]

We are now

[profiad]

You ever get so desperate to stop your high school bully's murder spree you summon The Demonic Wiggles?

[femslashfortnight]

hiii im just wondering what starkid au means :D like another starkid musical with these characters?

Hi! The idea of the Starkid AU prompt is to place a sapphic ship from Hatchetfield into another Starkid show!

So for example: taking Deb and Alice as a ship, and placing them into a Starship inspired AU.