Kris cannot catch a fucking break can they 😂😂
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Kris cannot catch a fucking break can they 😂😂
how can anyone hate Flowery. he shows Aqua how to hold a knife safely. he teaches Seth how to be more confident. he's Orange's big brother and hypes her up. he's friends with Green, sparring partners with Yellow and dances with Blue.
and he's SO PROUD OF ALL OF THEM 😭💖
to give you an idea of how tremendously fucking stupid this update is, look at the real notes on Tumblr's announcement post on mobile (left) versus the updated one on desktop (right):
the left, original way of displaying notes shows exactly how many notes the post has from every single interaction: reblogs, likes and replies. but the right, post-update way only shows direct interactions on that version of the post. so every person who saw this post from Tumblr and reblogged it not from them, but someone else...or replied to it, or liked it...that doesn't show to the OP. it's counted as separate notes.
THIS 👏 IS 👏 SO 👏 STUPID 👏
[EDIT] we're doing a blackout to protest these changes on the 18th, 19th and 20th March. please consider logging out of Tumblr and/or not reblogging, liking, or otherwise engaging with the platform. thank you so much 💖
[SECOND EDIT] FANTASTIC NEWS: TUMBLR REVERSED THE UPDATE. WELL DONE EVERYONE 👏👏👏👏👏
say what you want about Flowery, but Ralsei needed that flower to be the most arrogant, belittling fuck ever seen in a Dark World. he needed someone to bully him out of polite servitude and really express what he was thinking!!! and he needed someone to challenge the idea that the Prophecy is fixed and unchanging. that's why we should be putting respect on this flower's name!!!!! 🫡🌻💖
OH MY GOD WAIT A SECOND!!!!!!!!
WE WERE SO WRONG. THE FLOWER MAN TRAPPED IN ASYLUM WAS NEVER JUST ABOUT ASGORE
IT WAS ALSO FLOWERY: A LITERAL FLOWER MAN TRAPPED IN AN ASYLUM (HIS GLASS CASE)!!!!! 😭😭😭🌻🌻🌻
wonderful news for everyone who hasn't seen Iron Lung yet!! Markiplier confirmed on his stream today that he is working on Iron Lung being available for folks at home, including a DVD/Blu-Ray release. so no matter what happens, you will be able to see it!!! 🩸🩻
the funniest thing Mark could do next is upload 'Warfstache Interviews the Convict'. imagine it: somehow, Simon's yanked out of the Iron Lung. he's exhausted, dehydrated, starving, bruised, bloody, and on the edge of madness. and now, sitting across from him is a pink-moustached madman with no pants on who keeps asking him questions like: "So what inspired you to dive into a blood ocean?" and it's just too much for poor Simon!! "How the fuck did you get me out?! I WAS WELDED IN!!!" 💀💀💀