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Kris cannot catch a fucking break can they 😂😂

#the Dreemurr household hates to see a Tumblr Sexyman coming #deltarune chapter 5 spoilers #deltarune spoilers #deltarune chapter 5 #deltarune chapter 1 #deltarune #utdr #sans #sans deltarune #flowery #flowery deltarune #kris dreemurr #kris deltarune #toriel #toriel dreemurr #asgore #asgore dreemurr #toriel deltarune #asgore deltarune #susie deltarune #ralsei #ralsei deltarune #starleskatalks #naughty tag #suggestive

how can anyone hate Flowery. he shows Aqua how to hold a knife safely. he teaches Seth how to be more confident. he's Orange's big brother and hypes her up. he's friends with Green, sparring partners with Yellow and dances with Blue.

and he's SO PROUD OF ALL OF THEM 😭💖

to give you an idea of how tremendously fucking stupid this update is, look at the real notes on Tumblr's announcement post on mobile (left) versus the updated one on desktop (right):

the left, original way of displaying notes shows exactly how many notes the post has from every single interaction: reblogs, likes and replies. but the right, post-update way only shows direct interactions on that version of the post. so every person who saw this post from Tumblr and reblogged it not from them, but someone else...or replied to it, or liked it...that doesn't show to the OP. it's counted as separate notes.

THIS 👏 IS 👏 SO 👏 STUPID 👏

[EDIT] we're doing a blackout to protest these changes on the 18th, 19th and 20th March. please consider logging out of Tumblr and/or not reblogging, liking, or otherwise engaging with the platform. thank you so much 💖

[SECOND EDIT] FANTASTIC NEWS: TUMBLR REVERSED THE UPDATE. WELL DONE EVERYONE 👏👏👏👏👏

#i'm actually astonished!!!!! will the enshittification ever CEASE #oh forgive me Tumblr staff!! were we not being good little paypigs for you? were we not engaging enough? are you sad we're not Twitter?#you ought to be GRATEFUL to have such a strong community identity and unique social culture on here #but you slap us in the face every goddamn time #tumblr #tumblr update #reblog-gate #starleskatalks

say what you want about Flowery, but Ralsei needed that flower to be the most arrogant, belittling fuck ever seen in a Dark World. he needed someone to bully him out of polite servitude and really express what he was thinking!!! and he needed someone to challenge the idea that the Prophecy is fixed and unchanging. that's why we should be putting respect on this flower's name!!!!! 🫡🌻💖

#he's like that FOR A REASON GUYS #absolutely not asking anyone to stop hating him because it's really funny. but he is at least an asshole for a narrative purpose 🤭🤭#deltarune chapter 5 spoilers #deltarune spoilers #deltarune chapter 5 #deltarune #flowery #flowery deltarune #ralsei #ralsei deltarune #utdr #starleskatalks

OH MY GOD WAIT A SECOND!!!!!!!!

WE WERE SO WRONG. THE FLOWER MAN TRAPPED IN ASYLUM WAS NEVER JUST ABOUT ASGORE

IT WAS ALSO FLOWERY: A LITERAL FLOWER MAN TRAPPED IN AN ASYLUM (HIS GLASS CASE)!!!!! 😭😭😭🌻🌻🌻

#HE'S EVEN THERE IN THE PROPHECY AS THE FLOWER!!!!!! TRICKY TONY WHEN I GET YOUUUUUU #deltarune chapter 5 spoilers #deltarune spoilers #deltarune chapter 5 #deltarune #asgore #asgore dreemurr #asgore deltarune #flowery #flowery deltarune #utdr #starleskatalks

wonderful news for everyone who hasn't seen Iron Lung yet!! Markiplier confirmed on his stream today that he is working on Iron Lung being available for folks at home, including a DVD/Blu-Ray release. so no matter what happens, you will be able to see it!!! 🩸🩻

#he also confirmed that they are working on sorting out translations and it is being made available in other countries too #the benefits of it being entirely distributed by his company 🫡 hold on folks!! you'll get it soon!!!#iron lung #markiplier #mark fischbach #david szymanski #starleskatalks

the funniest thing Mark could do next is upload 'Warfstache Interviews the Convict'. imagine it: somehow, Simon's yanked out of the Iron Lung. he's exhausted, dehydrated, starving, bruised, bloody, and on the edge of madness. and now, sitting across from him is a pink-moustached madman with no pants on who keeps asking him questions like: "So what inspired you to dive into a blood ocean?" and it's just too much for poor Simon!! "How the fuck did you get me out?! I WAS WELDED IN!!!" 💀💀💀

#please please please it would be so funny. make Wilford SOMEHOW cognizant of the events of Iron Lung 😂😂#and the thing is? it would be the perfect way to segue into future stories if he wants to explore Wilford's fourth wall-breaking abilities #i have no idea if Simon counts as an Ego but oh it would be hilarious to see them interact #iron lung spoilers #iron lung #wilford warfstache #wilford motherloving warfstache #simon #the convict #simon iron lung #the convict iron lung #markiplier #mark fischbach #markiplier cinematic universe #markcu #markiplier egos #david szymanski #starleskatalks

#i have many thoughts about Mr. Clark Backrooms and the myriad of things wrong with him 🫠🫠💖💖#fascinating response to a situation which would have most people screaming and running in the opposite direction #clark #clark backrooms #chiwetel ejiofor #backrooms spoilers #backrooms 2026 #backrooms #kane parsons #kane pixels #starleskatalks #long post

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