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[patatamissa]

Llorando por el novio

[cloudy-wonders]

I think about TFP Starscream x TFP Ultra Magnus a lot. This is really funny because I can give you a list of a hundred reasons why they would not work and maybe one why they could, but also imagine the look on the Autobot’s faces. Think about how funny it would be.

Even better if they’re really healthy somehow. Like they’re so different that they balance out. In my opinion most crackships are infinitely funnier if they somehow work out.

Ultra Magnus: "Soldiers. I have entered a romantic relationship, and I find it to be important enough information to share with the rest of you"

Arcee: "I didn’t know you had it in you, sir. Who’s the lucky bot?"

Ultra Magnus: “….”

Bumblebee: "…Ultra Magnus?"

Ultra Magnus: "Well, you see..."

Starscream, bursting through the door: "ITS ME! You really thought you got rid of me, didn't you? Well, you didn't! I, Starscream, HAVE STOLEN YOUR SECOND IN COMMAND-!”

Cue a long, dramatic monologue that gets mostly overshadowed by the cacophony of every Autobot in the base Freaking The Frag Out (tm) and trying to shoot Starscream. Ultra Magnus goes on an equally long tangent about renewal and growth that sounds like it’s being read straight out of a self help book.

When Ratchet finds out, he makes the most flabbergasted, stunned face ever. Like, optics bugging, jaw dropped. Smokescreen snaps a picture and uses it as a reaction image in comms.

Every time Starscream and Ultra Magnus do anything even mildly romantic, there is someone gagging in the background. I want to see a bunch of cartoon villain level antics from Starscream as well. Everyone keeps assume he’s scheming because, yknow, he’s Starscream. Arcee and Smokescreen go on a whole detective style investigation only to find out Starscream was sleuthing around to get Ultra Magnus a gift for his sparkday or something.

I’m sorry to anyone who ships this but. It’s really funny. Please tell me you guys see how funny it would be. Do I think it would ever be possible and still in character? Mmmmmaybe. Maybe. Do I think it would be healthy? Probably not. But wouldn’t it be hilarious if they were?

[transingthoseformers]

I'm actually separating out the AGITM Cybertron plot to it's own story, now it's a series called A Little Glitched.

I'm developing Megatron's plltline but so far it includes:

MiniMegaStar Romance

Medical Training Megatron, including a possible paintjob update because pretty colors

Megatron being deeply offended at being taken captive like a damsel at one point because he was staying up so late studying for exams he forgot to fuel and fell asleep in an inappropriate place and was carried off. He is horirbly embarrassed and trying to breakout and escape before Starscream and Minimus hear because he will never hear rhe end of it.

More serious note with vague thoughts on the Return of Trepan

Him bonding with baby Velocity as his first mentee under Ratchet's orders when her study abroad program is instead on Cybertron

Oooo ok ok!

Pretty colors

The best justification

yESS OH MEGGSIE, oh Meggsie

He would totally do that

Oh fuck Trepan

awww yessss velocity and Megs!!

[bitegore]

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: The Transformers (IDW Generation One) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Relationships: Minimus Ambus/Starscream (Transformers), Starscream/Ultra Magnus (Transformers) Characters: Starscream (Transformers), Ultra Magnus (Transformers) Additional Tags: Attempted Seduction, Politics, Bittersweet Ending, POV Multiple, slowburn but make it under 4k words Summary:

Starscream desperately needs to clean up his image if he wants to keep his post as Cybertron's supreme leader in the face of increasing political turmoil. But he thinks he has a solution: seduce the highly-respected Ultra Magnus into giving him a declaration of political support to help rehabilitate his image.

Minimus Ambus is well aware Starscream is untrustworthy, underhanded, scheming, and dangerous. But he's also smart, clever, funny, and surprisingly sweet.

Will he fall for it? Will Starscream mess it up? Will the game get away from both of them and turn into something real? Read and find out!

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Fic written for the excellent @sauntervaguelydown :D This was a ton of fun to work on!

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Bonitas skins

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Todos alaben a Starscream...

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Cuando nadie los está viendo

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