alright so we got some logicality,,
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“I don’t know why everyone keeps saying we’re dating! We’re not!” Patton whined childishly while laying over Virgil’s stomach.
Virgil looked up briefly and sighed.
“I wonder why.”
“It’s just like-- so what if we have dinner dates and sometimes he kisses my cheeks. We’re not dating.”
“Mhm.” He hummed.
“He pulls out chairs for everyone.”
“He literally kicked Roman’s chair down when Roman asked if he could pull it out.”
“He’s just really nice and gentlemanly and smart and really cute ...did you see his face when I gave him his sweater? It was so adorable...”
“Yeah, okay, Pat. Totally not dating. Got it.”
Patton sighed and threw an arm slapping Virgil’s Nintendo switch out of hand.
“We’re dating?”
“Oh yeah, definitely.”
“Darn it.”
“Can you like, pick up my switch before you leave?”