#starry-nightflyer

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

Can you do “The BALLAD of JOHN”? It’s a dnd in joke involving a horny ogre.

i see 

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[fencecollapsed]

Hey, Ethan, what the fuck did Paul do to your emotions with his humming? Just a killswitch or what? You’re looking a little feral there, dude.

I was runnin' on empty, man. Paul just gave me an energy boost. Or, the Hive did, I guess. Paul kinda checked out for a minute, 'n' then I kinda checked out, it's not real clear. But lemme tell ya, it was a full fuckin' battery and it ruled. Drained a little quick, though, guess they can't do it all the time. They just... needed us to do what they said.

- Ethan 🎶

[silvernyxa]

Lex with 2a and Ethan with b2?

[ask-georgie-denbrough]

@starry-nightflyer

"Pennywise is my best friend! He's kinda grouchy but I still love him. He saved my boat!

"Billy and his friends don't think Pennywise is real, but they don't understand that he's just shy."

[blueboxesandtrafficcones]

Either 29 or 7, Ten x Rose if that's alright!

TenxRose is ALWAYS all right!  (You may have noticed, even when I try to write something else it still ends up coming back to them…) @starry-nightflyer

This ended up being TenToo, so I’m tagging @doctorroseprompts and @timepetalsprompts

#29 (hiking) for the Autumn fic meme (feel free to send me another!)

AO3

Dawning of A New Forever

She woke to the feel of soft kisses being pressed againsther neck, just behind her ear.

“Wha?”  She mumbled,rolling back slightly into the Doctor where he sat behind her.

“Rose, wake up.”  Hewhispered softly, brushing a stray hair from her face.

“Whasgoinon?”  Sheslurred, leaning into his touch while trying to burrow down into the blankets.

“Do you trust me?”  Heasked, and if she’d been more awake she’d have rolled her eyes.

“Mmhmm.”  She sighed,already drifting back to sleep.

“Then come on, get up. I want to show you something.”  Hetried to pry the covers away from her, but she held on tight.

“Now?  Cannit wait?”  She whined.

“Please?”  Hispuppy-dog, pleading eyes were generally more effective when her eyes were opento see them, but in this case there must have been something in his tone thatmade her comply.

“All right.”  Sheslowly crawled out of bed with a groan.  “ButI’m gonna need tea.”

With a quick kiss to her forehead, he bounced out of thebedroom towards the galley while she did the bare minimum to get ready.

Ten minutes later, slightly more awake, she met him in theconsole room where he was waiting with the requested tea.

Taking it with a murmur of gratitude, she quickly drainedthe mug while he fidgeted impatiently, glancing towards the doors every fewseconds.

“Ready?”  He asked themoment she placed the mug on the console, and her answering grin brought amatching one to his face, before he grabbed her hand and pulled her laughingout the door.

It was dark as anything out, and she could barely see,relying on their joined hands to guide her safely.  He hadn’t given any indication of where therewere or what they were doing, but the TARDIS had laid out jeans, hiking boots,and a parka that she was almost immediately grateful for.

He led her up a path, side by side, hands clutched tightlyas they chatted in the pre-dawn stillness.

They came up to a plateau, and just before the level groundwas in sight he pulled her to a stop.  Beforehe could even ask, she closed her eyes and held out her hands expectantly,entirely confident in his ability to lead her safely the rest of the way.

Touched by her obvious trust, he needed a moment to in hisemotions before taking her hands and leading her the rest of the way.

Relying on his remaining time senses, he waited until only aminute before his surprise to guide her hands away from her face.  When she opened her eyes, the first thing shesaw was him, standing in front of her, beaming that happy smile he got wheneverhe was about to show her something.

Somehow, that tease from their first trip (You think you’re so impressive.  I am so impressive!) had struck a nerve,and he always delighted in trying to amaze her, never realizing that he himselfwas thing to beat.

Her heart thudded painfully in her chest, and before shecould give into impulse to kiss him, he spun away to her side to give her alook at the view, still holding tight to her hand.

Her delighted gasp alone made the whole trip worthwhile forhim, let alone watching her face as she took in the scenery, the grand canyonsand natural rock sculptures far better than anything on earth.  Never mind the flying manta rays glidingthrough the sky.

Right on time, then, the sun started to creep into the sky,and she stared at it, transfixed.

Eventually, she turned her attention the animals in the sky,and he couldn’t wait any longer, afraid his chest would burst.

“How long are you going to stay with me?”

Her head turned slowly to face him, and she sent him aloving, gentle smile.

“Forever.”  Shepromised, remembering a similar moment. Then, they hadn’t had to hike to the spot, having landed on the shore;it had also been sunset.

Now, a new day was dawning, and they stood ready to face ittogether, hand in hand.

They were going to have a fantastic life.

Absolutely fantastic.

[laurelhach]

Okay, so I was wondering how exactly the whole 'Ten has a hand in a jar' thing would work in the dragonverse. Would it be a clawed hand or would the projection be stuck on, or something else entirely?

definitely a clawed hand

bubble bubble bubble

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

Can you do “if sharks don’t have bone in them, how come I have bone in ME?”

i thought they did? arent teeth bones? 

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[blueboxesandtrafficcones]

How about 61, 41, or 49?

Thanks, @starry-nightflyer!  I went with 41 and 61, and put them into one little story for you.

TenToo, Rose, and chaos.  @doctorroseprompts and @timepetalsprompts

Uh, given the prompt, warning for slight usage of language?  Though, the prompted line is really the only instance…

Prompts from this list:

41.  “Sorry isn’t going to help when I kick your ass!!!”

61.  “Welcome back. Now fucking help me.”

AO3

Coming Home

After a thirty-six hour zeppelin ride, all the Doctor wantedas he walked up to the door was to kiss his wife, hug his kids, and collapse onthe couch.  Although… he brieflyentertained a scenario in which Rose would open the door to him dressed in alittle outfit, and…

Before the little fantasy could go further in his mind, itstarted to come true.  Sort of.

Yes, Rose opened the door before he could even reach for thesonic, and he even got a passionate declaration of how much he had been missed,but her words weren’t quite what he had in mind.

“Welcome back.  Now fuckinghelp me.”

She spun on her heel, already yelling after the children asshe marched away.

He stared after her, before glancing hopefully behind him,but no dice.  The taxi was already wellon its way down the street, and his only possible path was to go forward.  Still, he hesitated, listening to the soundscoming from his house.

“Oops, sorry!”  Heheard one son call, and his daughter shriek in response, “Sorry isn’t going tohelp when I kick your arse!”

That got him moving, and he stepped inside, kicking the doorshut behind him and dropping his bags in the entryway before heading towardsthe commotion.

“Oi!  What’s going onhere?”

As the children all vied for his attention, talking overeach other, sharing their own stories when not refuting another’s, he looked upto see his wife on the stairs, holding a bottle of wine and giving him a bigthumbs up before continuing on, an extra sway to her hips.

Listening as the conversation around him, if you could callit that, devolved into insults and name calling, he wondered why he everthought the slow path would be boring.