Aug 9
Another thing that appeals to me about the idea of being a twi’lek is that I’d get two stomachs
That’s twice the snacks, do you KNOW how awesome that would be as someone who is always trying to have maximum snackage??????
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Another thing that appeals to me about the idea of being a twi’lek is that I’d get two stomachs
That’s twice the snacks, do you KNOW how awesome that would be as someone who is always trying to have maximum snackage??????
Even MORE MORE MORE super serious clone name ideas:
Kask
Trill
Needoh
Laurel
Knobjob
Philo
Tux
Oud
Coldsteel
Fleck
Matte
Cockwomble
Stripe
Velcro
Fluff
Sizzle
I know this is a weird thing to ponder but like-… how often do you think clones get time off duty only to go eat somewhere and end up doubled over with a stomach ache within the next few hours??
Because like— on Kamino and in the field, they’re fed a specialized diet— presumably fairly bland, low fiber nutrients in the rough shape of various foods
So IMAGINE you have the same, very simple food the majority of the time, and then you get kickass space takeout and it’s DELICIOUS BUT ough… stummy hurt…
IMAGINE FINDING OUT THE HARD WAY THAT YOU’RE SPACE LACTOSE INTOLERANT?? OR THAT YOU HAVE AN ALLERGY????
I mean, Kaminoans probably would’ve accounted for those things, so allergies would probably be uncommon in clones but it’s not something that can be 100% helped— plus we all know the Kaminoans were actually kinda sloppy…
Clone 1: “Yeah, airshrimp taste alright, but I don’t like the way they make your tongue tingle and your throat get all tight, dunno why people even bother to eat em, hardly worth it”
Clone 2: “…Excuse me?”
Clone 1: “…You’re excused?”
Clone 2: “That’s not supposed to happen, dipshit.”
I asked my brother what planet he would want to live on in starwars, and Kamino was an option… I was like literally NO YOU DON’T WANT TO LIVE THERE WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM 💀
Something something Anakin Skywalker something something all that I’m living for by evanescence something something
Pisses me off off that male twi’lek don’t have ear cones… because like… what?? What do you mean?? Hello?? Why— answer me George you sick freak.
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If I were a Jedi, and I was about to get into a fight with someone, I would act like I was doing some kind of force magic on them— like this:
And then, while they were distracted by my cunning, hypnotic trickery, I would kick them in their wiener