[sequestered-jester]

Hi there! You can call me jester or bunny!! ⊹ ˖ Ი𐑼

I do a little bit of everything around here I suppose! fic writing, edits, sometimes art— whatever silly thing crosses my mind!

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My fandoms/interests

• The predator franchise

• Planet of the apes

• Hellboy

• Vintage/retro cartoons

• Transformers

• MLP

• FNAF

• TMNT

•Marvel (GOTG, the MCU in general, X-men)

•The hobbit/LOTR

• Starwars (especially tcw, tbb, and anything prequel era)

• Rdr2

• TLOU

• Skyrim

• Mortal Kombat

• Dolls! And toys in general— (Monster high, Blythe, lalaloopsy, LPS, EAH)

• Perfumery

And the list goes on! But those are the ones I mainly post about

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My requests are open!! I take two kinds of requests, the first is fragrantica card requests! Basically, you give me a character (or up to four characters) and I use a lovely website called fragrantica to make a little card profiling what I think they smell like! For example:

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The other is fic requests! I write mostly headcanons and short little fics, and I also write a lot of plus sized/chubby reader too! I’ll write for pretty much any fandom listed above—- but I’m also happy to write more general fantasy x reader or headcanon stuff (ie: orc x reader, elf x reader, merfolk x reader etc) I’m also happy to do platonic x readers!! It might take me a little bit to write your request, but feel free to send one my way!! But, I warn you— I can’t promise it will come quickly— sorry ૮๑ˊᯅˋ๑ა

Do write:

•Cannon typical violence

•Angst

•Non human reader (ie: yautja reader, cybertronian reader, fairy reader etc)

•Plus sized/chubby reader

Suggestive content

Don’t write:

Any over the top gore

NSFW

Extreme age gap (unless it’s a fantasy age gap- like, obviously a transformer is gonna be way older than a human reader lol)

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Plus, my ask box is always open for anything else!! Tell me about your ocs, tell me about your favorite fruits, tell me your headcanons— I don’t care!! I wanna know!!

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Well folks- that’s all she wrote!! I hope you enjoy your time here on my blog, thanks for checking me out!

Lace divider by @suupersonic <3

[sequestered-jester]

Y’know… I’m not NOT attracted to Cornelius

I like that he’s principled, but still kinda a wet blanket dork nerd 🤷‍♀️

I’m also just obsessed with him and Zira like— do I kinda think Zira could do better?? A little—

But Roddy Mcdowall and Kim Hunter did SUCH a good job playing their roles and selling their chemistry that I just love them I dunno

[sequestered-jester]

Also I love it when my mutuals are in love with some guy (gender neutral) I don’t know anything about… like yes you go!! That guy I don’t know about is probably so cool and would be in love with you hell yeah sure

“Oh I’m so in love with Yoinker McSploinker from obscure 80s psychological horror art house film ‘the dancing strangler’” -oomfs

And good for you

[sequestered-jester]

I literally love having mutuals and posting online… every time I leave the internet for whatever reason, I always come crawling back.

Every time. It sustains me to share my art and thoughts and feelings and writing AND to see everyone else’s, especially if I can follow them and they follow me and I get to be like “LOOK HOW COOL YOU ARE YAYYY!!!!” Oh I love it

[tinybed]

[comealongphil]

dawn dimmadome? wife of doug dimmadome, owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome?

[punkrorschach]

actually she took the dimmadome in the dimmadivorce

[bannertanks]

[crittaslink]

"who said that" is a powerful spell that casts a defensive bubble around your most vulnerable thoughts

[agnesmontague]

ive invented (note: dubious claim) something i call the bear diet which is mostly fruits and vegetables with fish as the main protein source and something like once a month you eat a few hyperprocessed foods of your liking because that is when you, the bear, raid a dumpster in the suburbs

[c3rvida3]

I'm at the laundromat drinking an expired Mountain Dew from the vending machine, which is basically the me version of being a frog on a lily pad.

[greatcrestednewt]

Imagine being claustrophobic and you get reincarnated into ravioli filling that would fucking suck

[greatcrestednewt]

If you think about it the shape of a snail is so fucking funny like you’re a blob with like sticky outy eyes and a massive fuck off circle on your back. And sometimes that circle is pointy at the end

Literally peak

[vampireautism]

there is an IMAGE in my HEAD and i cannot DRAW IT. hatred and rage.

[flowerflamestars]

there is a CONVERSATION in my HEAD and I cannot WRITE IT. rage and hatred

[ocean-stuck]

there is a VIDEO in my HEAD And i cannot ANIMATE IT. hage and ratred

[y2kbugs-moved]

There is a GAME in my HEAD and I cannot CODE IT. Ratred and hage.

[unscharf-an-den-raendern]

there is a SONG in my HEAD and I cannot COMPOSE IT. haged and rate.

[gender-luster]

there is a MOVIE in my HEAD and i cannot FILM IT. raged and hate

[yahooo-official]

there is a CRAFT in my HEAD and i cannot BUILD IT. snage and snatred

[iamoutofideas]

fucking sick of my insolent subjects

[sequestered-jester]

I wanted to get a little more mileage out of these stupid monke drawings, ft @ever-animatezzz apesona Freckles (right)

[sequestered-jester]

“Let’s make the VIRAL DOT CAKE!!! It’s just SO CUTE and YUMMY!!! WOW!!! TREND ALERT OHH I’VE BEEN INFLUENCED!!!! 🤯🤯”

You put cake in a small container and covered it in sprinkles. That is all. I’m losing my mind.

[transhetanybodys]

THIS IS A JOKE THE 2001 PLANET OF THE APES WAS BAD but also I love her

[sequestered-jester]

I thrifted a storm trooper build a bear and whoever stuffed him did a GREAT job he is the PERFECT firmness to cuddle/use as a pillow

Plus, my friend cleaned him good (there were TWO of the starwars bears we we each got one and she gave them a spa day) so he smells like LAUNDRY detergent

Here he is in case you were wondering what the handsome devil looks like: