#statalus arc

[item-shoppe]

What's this, a divine calamity...? *sigh* I'm not going out like a coward, not again. *grabs a bow from behind the counter* Come what may, I'll find a way to stop this... *exits the shoppe, hangs a note on the door*

Notice

Please knock, I might be out. Sorry for the inconvenience.

[solidwater05]

Opinion on Status and subsequent versions?

- Status

Original Status is probably my favorite version. Like image someone going 'you're an evil asshole actually' and your reaction being 'took you long enough'

Statalus was inevitable, and that's exactly why he should have taken more fucking time to think about it!! C'mon he was gonna become god eventually, taking more time to plan ahead would have prevented everything that went wrong. Impatient bitch /lh

Status 2... they sure are something alright. Big fan of the airhorn mental image tho

[status-updates]

WELL DAMN, THAT WAS EASY. NOW WHAT?

[character-profiles]

Ok, ok, maiden said to lay here right? Something should- OH, they never rendered the floor under here-

Man that's a terrible polygon count

Oh by the devs, this better fucking work cmon-

[status-updates]

oh FUCK OFF, is my champion seriously asleep right now?

FINE! WHO NEEDS HIM ANYWAY!? HIS ONLY WINS WERE FORFEITS!

[character-profiles]

FUCK FUCK FUCK-

Oh.

Oh thank fuck.

It's over.

Dear god I don't ever want to do that again.

[solidwater05]

Everyone knew this was gonna happen eventually but damn the !cu has only existed for a few days!! Chill!

[the-nintendo-dsi]

Watching everyone wanting to murder Statalus because of Terro like