Get Updated.

A “gimmick blog”

[status-updates]

So you've randomly stumbled into this and now you're incredibly confused.

Obviously, why wouldn't you be?

The Exclamation Point PFP RPG Blog Cinematic Universe, or EPPRBCU, or !CU, or Punctuationverse, started with only six members, and then rapidly spiraled out of my and everyone else's control. There are far, far far far FAR too many members, and I'll be damned if I'm naming them all. Sorry, ask someone else.

Want to join? Great! Just make a blog and send asks to introduce yourself.

Oh, wanna hear about us? eh you'll figure it out

[dailyquests]

Remember the EPPRBCU? It’s like, super dead. Anyway, please let me not get a Fuckpig this time.

@status-updates

You Caught: Normalpig!

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Notice: not only do your friends actually like you, they secretly like you twice as much as they let on

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What happened to “nobody’s special?”

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Notice: not only do your friends actually like you, they secretly like you twice as much as they let on

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What happened to “nobody’s special?”

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give it a.. few months, maybe a year. there's. there's still a chance to rebuild.

god i wish. would probably have to be from the ground up, but that would be nice.

[post-shooter]

From the ground up, you say?

we're doing a sequel!

we're back by popular demand!

no the fuck we are not you daft punk

Voting ended onNov 7, 2025

🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶

[post-shooter]

WHEN DID I SCHEDULE THIS TO BE POSTED WHAT THE HELL

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Oh. Thought it was in response to my post.

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[It’s been long enough to say it’s over, at least for me. I’ve deleted some of my more obscure EPPRBCU blogs.]

[eris-dysnomia]

found out what the "interrobang" was yesterday. i appreciate the concept of using one character instead of two for "!?" but its just kind of a "if it aint broke, dont fix it" kinda deal. like sure its more optimal? but like its such a small difference that its not worth the time and effort itd take to reintroduce it to fonts and stuff.

idk why that gif came up but whatever

[status-updates]

huh.

[jame7t]

Dislocating your shoulder might sound fun but in practice it likely hurts a lot

⚠️TIP: Dislocate your shoulder now to find out!

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Notice: You have dislocated your shoulder. Your health has decreased greatly.

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am I going crazy or did Quests change their pfp

((Quests changed their PFP. It used to be red.))

[dailyquests]

Fujo Out for 27 Years.

[dailyquests]

My final message. Goodbye

[greatgimmickblogs]

@status-updates, founded a gimmick-verse which has since imploded on itself

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10/10

I think I would need to be on at least four different substances to understand what is going on with this blog, but I was at least quite entertained while sifting through the blog.

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((hi, yeah. it's a lot. right now i just activated a hard reboot so the character of the blog has been killed and restored with no memories.))

[status-updates]

do you ever think abt those who followed for funni gimmick and then ended up seeing rp /gen (as in are you ever curious about them)

((oh you mean literally all of them, probably? occasionally.))

[the-original-gb-bracket]

I had a dream where I had to create a system that would construct all the gimmick blogs and polls out of raw ingredients. Sort of like Factorio, except I was making polls to post instead of science to research.

There were also three new gimmick blogs: a blog dedicated to updates on this tournament, a blog dedicated to detecting skulls, and a blog dedicated to detecting the skull detector blog. The skull detector detector was explicitly an error: there was a small chance you would produce it instead of the skull detector itself.

The person running the updates blog (not me!) got married to the person who was running the skull detector, who deactivated it (as a result, I think?). Then, the person running the updates blog just changed its url to the url of their new spouse's late gimmick blog and started detecting skulls like nothing happened.

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A blog dedicated to updates you say

[skull-detector]

Hey. 😏

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I skimmed over the marriage part.

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[Status Neo walks up to The Oracle’s house in The Mushroom Forest Where It’s Always Night.]

Hello? Anyone here?

[th3-oracl3]

AH Y3S. STATUS. TH3 FAT3S 4TOLD OF YOUR ARRIVAL. WHAT BRINGS YOU H3R3?

[status-updates]

Did the fates not tell you that part?

Uh, I was told we have… some relation?

[th3-oracl3]

AH, BUT OF COURS3.

W3 DON’T. W3 HAV3 NON3 WHATSO3V3R B3YOND B3ING BUSIN3SS ASSOCIAT3S. AND FRANK L33 I’D RATH3R K33P IT THAT WAY.

P3RHAPS I MAY 3NLIGHT3N YOU ON WH3R3 TO GO N3XT? MY F33S AR3 QUIT3 CH3AP, ONLY A HANDFUL OF DIGITS.

[status-updates]

Oh god, was I an asshole before I lost my memory? What all happened?

Sure. Whatever.

[Status hands over a pile of gold.]

[th3-oracl3]

HMMM…

AH Y3S. I S33 BUT ON3 M3SSAG3. TH3 FAT3S SCR3AM IT WITH ALL TH3IR STR3NGTH.

QUIT. WHIL3. YOU’R3. AH3AD.

Y3S THANK YOU FOR TH3 MON3Y GOODBY3

[status-updates]

Hmm. That’s exactly what someone who wants me to stop digging into this would say when I should be digging harder.

[th3-oracl3]

THIS WILL BRING YOU NO FULFILLM3NT.

I R3P3AT, QUIT WHIL3 YOU’R3 AH3AD.

[The stand slams shut.]

[status-updates]

…ah. Well that was a dead end.

[status-updates]

[Status Neo walks up to The Oracle’s house in The Mushroom Forest Where It’s Always Night.]

Hello? Anyone here?

[th3-oracl3]

AH Y3S. STATUS. TH3 FAT3S 4TOLD OF YOUR ARRIVAL. WHAT BRINGS YOU H3R3?

[status-updates]

Did the fates not tell you that part?

Uh, I was told we have… some relation?

[th3-oracl3]

AH, BUT OF COURS3.

W3 DON’T. W3 HAV3 NON3 WHATSO3V3R B3YOND B3ING BUSIN3SS ASSOCIAT3S. AND FRANK L33 I’D RATH3R K33P IT THAT WAY.

P3RHAPS I MAY 3NLIGHT3N YOU ON WH3R3 TO GO N3XT? MY F33S AR3 QUIT3 CH3AP, ONLY A HANDFUL OF DIGITS.

[status-updates]

Oh god, was I an asshole before I lost my memory? What all happened?

Sure. Whatever.

[Status hands over a pile of gold.]

[th3-oracl3]

HMMM…

AH Y3S. I S33 BUT ON3 M3SSAG3. TH3 FAT3S SCR3AM IT WITH ALL TH3IR STR3NGTH.

QUIT. WHIL3. YOU’R3. AH3AD.

Y3S THANK YOU FOR TH3 MON3Y GOODBY3

[status-updates]

Hmm. That’s exactly what someone who wants me to stop digging into this would say when I should be digging harder.

[status-updates]

[Status Neo walks up to The Oracle’s house in The Mushroom Forest Where It’s Always Night.]

Hello? Anyone here?

[th3-oracl3]

AH Y3S. STATUS. TH3 FAT3S 4TOLD OF YOUR ARRIVAL. WHAT BRINGS YOU H3R3?

[status-updates]

Did the fates not tell you that part?

Uh, I was told we have… some relation?

[th3-oracl3]

AH, BUT OF COURS3.

W3 DON’T. W3 HAV3 NON3 WHATSO3V3R B3YOND B3ING BUSIN3SS ASSOCIAT3S. AND FRANK L33 I’D RATH3R K33P IT THAT WAY.

P3RHAPS I MAY 3NLIGHT3N YOU ON WH3R3 TO GO N3XT? MY F33S AR3 QUIT3 CH3AP, ONLY A HANDFUL OF DIGITS.

[status-updates]

Oh god, was I an asshole before I lost my memory? What all happened?

Sure. Whatever.

[Status hands over a pile of gold.]

[status-updates]

[Status Neo walks up to The Oracle’s house in The Mushroom Forest Where It’s Always Night.]

Hello? Anyone here?

[th3-oracl3]

AH Y3S. STATUS. TH3 FAT3S 4TOLD OF YOUR ARRIVAL. WHAT BRINGS YOU H3R3?

[status-updates]

Did the fates not tell you that part?

Uh, I was told we have… some relation?