#statefarmmemes

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Green, blue c:

Green: I think you’re cute.Blue: You are my tumblr crush

Thanks :D

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a very scantily clad babe/dude/person (you three forms) who lures superheroes to their demise with your charm. also flying and superstrength. you dislike superheroes because a lot of them are sellouts. also wreaking havoc is fun as hell. why save a school bus full of children when you can rob a bank?! but you dont kill people. you may be a villain, but even villains have to have some kind of moral code. otherwise theyd all be animals.

I like it! superheroes are all sellouts can be my catchphrase 

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You know that thing you did that made your parents so disappointed and you try so hard not to care and sometimes you believe you don't but it actually tears you up inside whenever something reminds you of it? Everyone has a thing. What's yours?

Everyone has one?? Nah son I don't, my parents have never caught me doing anything bad enough that I was like torn up about it. I've made sure taht when I do shit I don't get caught

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Have you ever ate something so hot that when you shat it out the next day your asshole began to burn?

Thats called mexican food son, and I dont think Ive really had this issue before

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Kanaya uwu

Where my chainsaw at

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I just got back from backpacking and I'm really tired, so I'd just settle for playing Super Smash Bros. or some shit

Yo that works for me