#static lore

[static-x3]

Why don’t you like using the numbers? ,:3

You don’t have to answer, of course ,:]

"i... I just- it doesn't.. I haven't used it in years, and I'd rather keep it that way"

[stormbreaker-290]

Oug, powering static down and giving his case a full clean cause of how harmful water can be to electronics that are on

Well actually, due to past happenings they prefer to do that themselves- hes very antsy about someone messing with her while shes powered down, even if their well trusted. Shed likely prefer to either do it themselves or bear through someone cleaning them while he's still on

[impossiblenightmarenerp]

Can you tell more abt static i like them...

OFC!!!!!! Here is a very long post about their lore lol.

So here's their "in universe" lore:

Static is basically a weird eldritch cryptid thing, that can mimic other things, how well they do so is based on how long they've been interacting with whatever they're mimicking.

Their story starts after episode 2 of SPTO, when Matthew acquires Gideon's company. He's been working and comes to the conclusion that he needs a bodyguard because using his mystic powers to summon the hipster demon chicks every time he needs a bodyguard is tiring. So he sends out an ad for a bodyguard, and specifies in it that he wants a human.

Cue Static, vibing in wherever they've decided to hide out for the day, when they come across the flyer. They read it and decide, "Human, huh? Yeah I can do that." And mimic the first three humans they see, before combining their appearances into an amalgamation that is inherently their own. Thus: Boom! That's why they look the way they do. However, there are some aspects of their mimicry that aren't, like, right? Where they look off. An uncanny valley type experience for people who look at them.

(I'm adding a keep reading thing because I wrote so much :o)

Anyway, they end up going to the secret lair for the job, and Matthew asks if they are going to fill out an application there or if they already had one. Not knowing what that is, they end up filling one out there, and Matthew ends up writing everything down to do a two for one interview session. So their application ends up looking like this:

[Transcript for those who don't want to/can't decipher my handwriting:

Bodyguard Application

Name: (scribbled out mess); Age: 20 something (anything after the 2 is scribbled out); Do you have fighting experience? Y is checked off; Can you demonstrate that experience? Y is checked off again; When are you available? 24/7; How much do you want to be paid? None

[end transcript]

Afterwards, everyone who filled in their application is put into a tournament style fighting test, so that Matthew can gauge who is best at fighting and therefore the best at being his bodyguard. Static wins...of course.

Their job starts immediately afterwards, and they're taken to get a standard bodyguard suit n such.

From there they just stay by Matthew 24/7 because that's their job. Sometime before episode 5, them and Matthew end up dating due to a comedic falling mishap in which they fall into each other, accidentally kiss, and BOOM, Sparks!!!

They have their job until Matthew isn't CEO anymore, so they end up getting a job at a library, because when they had days off they'd end up going to the library to read. (They have read every single book there.)

That's all I have lore wise, but here are some fun facts too!

They love the rain, and they'll stand outside in it until it stops.

They blink the wrong way, and because of this they don't blink around other people

Their eyes are really sensitive to the blue light from screens so they have stronger than normal blue light glasses to mitigate this

At first they have next to no emoting ability. Their resting face is a smile, and they can move their eyebrows, but that's about it. The more time they spend with humans the more they can emote, because the easier it is to mimic them.

They love just saying fun facts they learned from all the books they read. However, if they are reading a fact from their phone around Ramona, she will pull up a picture of the nerd emoji and say it looks like them. They hate this.

Their height varies from 6 feet to, "a little too tall"

There is only one person who can't say their name, and she just calls them Static, everyone else just says it and thinks it's normal.

Bonus of the two times Ramona compared Static to the nerd emoji:

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And here is where I talk about their creation in general:

So they actually started off as a Mandela Catalogue OC, and they still technically are, there're just two different versions of them.

Anyway, around the time I was getting into Mandela Catalogue, my friends were talking about their SPTO ocs, and even tho the only context I had for the Scott Pilgrim media was the movie, I was like "Hey that sounds cool I wanna join" and my friends were like, "DO IT." so I ended up thinking about what I wanted to do. Anyway, then I made the Mandela Catalogue oc, and I was like "What if I used this design for my Scott Pilgrim OC?"

Their first design was then a human that just had a really wide smile and slightly too small pupils, BUT THEY WERE STILL HUMAN.

Then I started talking to my friends about them, and they started asking questions like, "Does he ever blink?" And to be funny, I said, "No." And it spiraled from there.

Their Mandela Catalogue design, vs first Scot Pilgrim design vs how I draw them now:

And that's everything for now! Maybe I'll upload some of the little comics I've drawn at some point.

[stormbreaker-290]

Do you think you could hear the small noise of the coolant moving around when maleare moves if your listening close?

(I'm assuming you meant static but the Mal brainrot demon got you- /silly /lh)

Actually!! Since she has partially human parts, they have a pump to circulate the coolant (and 'blood') that is a essentially a heart, so it'd sound like a heartbeat! :]c

[stormbreaker-290]

Do statics little antennas do things? They are adorable

Yup!! They twitch around a bit when processing files and such, giving/receiving messages, when they power on, when they plug in, when their system needs to focus on anything, really :]c

[stormbreaker-290]

Wait, does static have cords that extend? Can he plug into things and control them? Can I plug into him and install thing on him?

Her trusting you enough to let you install updates

The only cord static has is their charging cable, which is also his tail for funzies- XD but that other robot OC based on my PC I made a little bit ago can plug into any compatible screens and communicate through em

[static-horrors]

a headcanon for you would be you like stars. But specifically the ones from studio ghibli

idk why :]

i do! i love stars. especially the dancing ones from Howl's Moving Castle. if I was going to get a Ghibli tattoo it would probably be at least one of those if not a ring of them going my leg or arm or something.

[static-horrors]

Headcanon: You drink herbal tea with honey even when you feel well. On rainy days, you sit by the window and hum. You like to wear fuzzy socks but they never match. You have a favorite spoon (it is small).

I do drink a lot of tea, but i usually don't sweeten it (i know, i'm a disgrace to the south). However, when i do, it is with honey and milk. On rainy days i do sit by the window and hum while i read and/or write. I do love fuzzy socks, but they always match. And i do have a favorite spoon (and it is small).