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sepezzz

"Gwen says you've eaten nothing but instant ramen for three days, idiot"

starryeyesxx

Reblog to let prev know their presence is wanted

becherdireinen

i think the coolest part of being human is experiencing music.

nosnexus

Get to the airship!!

my mom gave me two mp3 players from my grandparents that are so old i would need Windows 98 to even look at what songs are on them, BUT one of them runs on a AAA battery and has FM radio. i turned it into a keychain and i’m gonna get some working wired headphones to be able to listen to the local college radio station on it.

r3dbite

i need a new something to be obsessed with. i'm too listless and bored lately. like... what even is there to think about anymore that doesn't suck? i need a break from politics and my own anxiety.

juneiper-art

real talk i have become a problem recently. the hospital wanted my fingerprint and i said no. the receptionist was like: but its such a convenient way to check in! and i said ok i dont want you to have my biometric data. and she was so baffled. i said, can you not check me in using an id card?

well of course but dont you want to provide your biometric data for your convenience?

nope thanks!

juneiper-art

fuck this happened again i was buying some LPs and the clerk was like: can i have your email? and i was like no.

she full on stared at me. she was like: but i need to put you into the system.

and i was like: need to? you NEED to? i don't want to give my email

and she was like: but...how are you going to return items without an account?

and i was like, with a fucking receipt??? wtf is going on right now. if i can't return them i guess i'll die??whatever

the-haiku-bot

and i was like: need

to? you NEED to? i don’t want

to give my email

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

#the most insane thing in the world to me is that you have to give your driver's license number to make returns at Dollar Tree #i never force people to do it and just hope my managers don't notice that the customer wrote their phone number 'too big'#like why tf would a dollar store need someone dln for a return?#we let them simply trade shit off the shelves that's the same price but if they want money back they have to give us their dln?!#insane

katestewartt

"Try our new AI tool", "Use ChatGPT", "Our AI assistant can help"

pngblog

#my favorite bug

my orange cat is growing up to be addicted to screens. anytime he hears me go upstairs to where the TV is, he sprints after me and jumps up on the entertainment console to get as close as possible to it. he doesn't respond to a treat bag, but the second he hears the xbox startup chime he's scrambling as hard and fast as he can to get in position in front of it. his favorite show is Dimension 20 and his number one opp is the Dropout loading circle. i'm genuinely a little worried that he's going to knock the TV over by trying to attack the loading circle, and he seriously doesn't respond the same way to any other loading circle other than Dropout's.

#dropout #dropout tv #dimension 20 #he also likes sports and wildlife shows #but istg he genuinely watches dimension 20 in a way that he doesn't pay attention to any other programing #it's been a real bonding activity for us bc when i first got him in november i was worried i wasn't going to feel as much like a father to #him as i did my first cat but he really is my little orange menace that likes to stare at the magic picture box with me #my first cat likes to chill with us but doesn't actually watch it the way the orange one does

weirdest part about wearing a name tag is when customers call me by my name completely unprovoked.

my managers don’t know i read fanfiction when there’s no line at the register, but i do. i do all the time.

#they don’t actually give a shit what i do between customers #it’s a pretty chill job but they barely pay peanuts compared to my last one

i-believe-in-u

I do not give a flying rat fuck about the upcoming American Royal Wedding. Except that I am sincerely bothered that millions of Americans are losing our basic civil rights and we have to swallow endless media coverage of a billionaire’s wedding.

Let them eat wedding cake, I guess.

themoonontheirwings

Makeup by Mimi Choi

khmelisuneliart

apple trend but with merthur

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