"Gwen says you've eaten nothing but instant ramen for three days, idiot"

Origami Around
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Cosmic Funnies

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Show & Tell
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Love Begins

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Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
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"Gwen says you've eaten nothing but instant ramen for three days, idiot"
i think the coolest part of being human is experiencing music.
Get to the airship!!
my mom gave me two mp3 players from my grandparents that are so old i would need Windows 98 to even look at what songs are on them, BUT one of them runs on a AAA battery and has FM radio. i turned it into a keychain and i’m gonna get some working wired headphones to be able to listen to the local college radio station on it.
i need a new something to be obsessed with. i'm too listless and bored lately. like... what even is there to think about anymore that doesn't suck? i need a break from politics and my own anxiety.
real talk i have become a problem recently. the hospital wanted my fingerprint and i said no. the receptionist was like: but its such a convenient way to check in! and i said ok i dont want you to have my biometric data. and she was so baffled. i said, can you not check me in using an id card?
well of course but dont you want to provide your biometric data for your convenience?
nope thanks!
fuck this happened again i was buying some LPs and the clerk was like: can i have your email? and i was like no.
she full on stared at me. she was like: but i need to put you into the system.
and i was like: need to? you NEED to? i don't want to give my email
and she was like: but...how are you going to return items without an account?
and i was like, with a fucking receipt??? wtf is going on right now. if i can't return them i guess i'll die??whatever
and i was like: need
to? you NEED to? i don’t want
to give my email
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
"Try our new AI tool", "Use ChatGPT", "Our AI assistant can help"
my orange cat is growing up to be addicted to screens. anytime he hears me go upstairs to where the TV is, he sprints after me and jumps up on the entertainment console to get as close as possible to it. he doesn't respond to a treat bag, but the second he hears the xbox startup chime he's scrambling as hard and fast as he can to get in position in front of it. his favorite show is Dimension 20 and his number one opp is the Dropout loading circle. i'm genuinely a little worried that he's going to knock the TV over by trying to attack the loading circle, and he seriously doesn't respond the same way to any other loading circle other than Dropout's.
weirdest part about wearing a name tag is when customers call me by my name completely unprovoked.
my managers don’t know i read fanfiction when there’s no line at the register, but i do. i do all the time.
I do not give a flying rat fuck about the upcoming American Royal Wedding. Except that I am sincerely bothered that millions of Americans are losing our basic civil rights and we have to swallow endless media coverage of a billionaire’s wedding.
Let them eat wedding cake, I guess.
Makeup by Mimi Choi
apple trend but with merthur