#staticmonitor

[scumbag-the-hedgehog]

@staticmonitor asked: ❝ Sometimes there aren’t good decisions. Sometimes…there’s just decisions.❞

Nikki was an unusual alternate. The gender stuff didn't phase Scourge in the slightest. It was the way she was pretty obviously hurt. That wasn't supposed to happen to one of them.

He'd arrived in this zone ready for another Sonic he wanted to tear down only to find someone who clearly didn't match his image of the hero on a pedestal. Despite the fact that she was obviously hiding it, she was too immediately vulnerable to be that smug, unassailable object of his hatred and envy. So instead he just... lingered and talked. Those words he'd once gloated about one bad day were stinging in the back of his head as he tossed around what this meant for both her and himself.

"...still, there's gotta be... better decisions, right? Or decisions you can make that can undo the old ones." He's coping, much more for his own comfort than trying to provide proper reassurance to his double. He can't abide by this idea that some aspects of the decisions he's made are... irreversible. There always has to be a way to correct your mistakes, right?

[archive-gaiaplanet]

@staticmonitor ━━ ✰ . ❝ if i wake up to find that every cabinet and door in the house is open, that probably means it’s haunted, right ? ❞ to erlen, from maxine!

Dual eyes stayed focused on his steady hands, slowly pouring some kind of liquid from one beaker to another. He doesn't even glance at her while responding-

❝ Why would ghosts wanna come in your house? Sounds more like you have a WEIRDO living in your attic at that point- ❞

The second beaker suddenly SHATTERED, liquid spilling on the floor and his hand. It began to bubble viscously, eating through the floor in a matter of seconds.

Erlen simply shook his head, watching as the liquid slowly soaked into his skin, as well as the glass. He shook the rest of it off, further destroying the floor.

❝ Ugh, that's the THIRD time this week. Stupid interns still can't fix their formulas before I work- Harvard grads don't automatically equal good workers... ❞

[madrcams]

“ Let the plumber wear his dresses. Meanwhile I’m wearing my skirts like I always did, yet the longer I keep it up the more inadequate I feel. Why though. ”

[onestepfcrward]

fun activities for the family to enjoy: reunite with your dead family members 50+ years later after witnessing them both get shot dead and having undergone several identity crisis’ because of the traumatic effect these past events had on you

[achancetobehappy]

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[workthatsuckertodeath]

@staticmonitor​ replied to your post:

[ sonic.exe ] you mean morpheus? like from the matrix?

   “Man, like, can y’not right now? I know you came from 2011, but you gotta stop livin’ under a rock. Watch some more movies when you’re not gettin’ your kill on.”

[ultimachaos]

“Instead of helping you, they ran off? What an asshole.” // from nikki!

There was a somewhat melancholy look, though only slightly as the hog sighed. "...Yeah - I wish they just cared for real instead of running from his responsibilities. 'Friendly, helpful' my ass..."

[aureumdraconeus]

❝ You look different. ❞ Nikki's eyes squint as she stares at the taller man, studying him carefully. She briefly waves a hand in front of him— as if the movement would warp his form somehow, but when his form didn't change, she grew more confused. ❝ ... Hey, are you real right now, Egghead? Or are you like— a ghost? Maybe a zombie? ❞

// to Eggman, from Nikki! Confused hedgehog who's Eggman died meets an alternate version of him...

"Do I look like a ghost you wretched pincushion?!"

The Doctor would very quickly bat the hedgehog away before starting to glower down at her from his Egg-Mobile. Something about this one seemed oddly familiar and yet different somehow, considering the different Sonics he had encountered this must simply be another one...

"Well now, I did not think that I would be seeing another variant of the rodent this soon. What's your story? The same as the hedgehogs but now with some girlish intuition?"