#statistics jokes

[infiniterectangles]

Why you gotta be so mean?

[shiftythrifting]

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[deus3xmachinablog]

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[aubstacle-of-course]

Me @ gamma in regression models: γ must you ruin my life ;-;

Gamma1: at least I'm constant

Gamma2: jk, it's exponentially downhill from here

Me @ gamma2: well damn, γr negative

[corgibatch]

If u a Ho I'll fail to reject you anyday 😘😏

[thefandomsareattacking]

Joke by my stat teach: Your moms a null hypothesis

[hotsinceflipphones]

z*(σ/√n)

[geekhyena]

riddlerose answered your question:Anyone here know about the poisson distribution? ...

…i know a lot about fisheries, but i don’t think those are the poissons you were looking for…

No, but it does remind me of this joke:

Several statisticians meet at a conference in southern France. One of the french statisticians hosting the conference offers to take several of his new found colleagues fishing the next day. That night many of the visiting statisticians go online in their hotel rooms to try to find out what the statistically optimal fishing spot would be. When they meet up in the morning they find that they all have come to a different conclusion and begin arguing about who found the best spot. The french statistician hosting them says “You idiots! Any spot will be as good as any other. The fish follow a Poisson distribution!”