Group projects be like: three people actually doing their jobs, one gal is too focused on her other projects, one guy is trying to fight god, one guy just became a god, I think that other one low key IS a god, and the scary single dad has enough on her plate we can't really ask her to do more. THAT guy is too busy being rich and rubbing it in our face, that other guy's a short king and a family man, ig. Good for him? Oh shit, one gal just got publicly executed (she was one of the three people actually putting in the work DAMN IT), another guy just went into a coma - but that's okay, he wasn't really focused on the project anyway, he had this whole 'helping his dead friends' shit to work through - oh, and Childe is everywhere. Childe literally just shows up everywhere. Can't tell if he's the most productive member of this damn group project or just the most willing to show up...
Also, wait... didn't there used to be more of us? I think I'm forgetting someone. And why does that guy in the hat look familiar -










