I think I missed something big. Did you have a request sheet or something for kinktober? Is it still around? I know you can't see me, but I look very hopeful. 🤣
Either way, I look forward to what you do with Ye Olde Kinktober.
I did, but it’s already closed by now since yesterday 💔 I'm also really excited to start posting 😏 the kinks I chose are all so yummy 🥴
Weirdly specific asks may be my favorite ask game I've seen on here. So I will ask... drum roll please 🥁... what is your favorite form of potato?
ahhhh okay okay I love these asks too, everyone’s responses have been so interesting!! potatoes are my favourite vegetable and idk if anyone comes for me saying they’re not nutritious or unhealthy because they are so damn good and I would gladly consume them any day of the week 💁🏽♀️
As far as my favorite form of potato goes, I’m weak for a good fry!! Especially when they’re crispy on the outside from being double fried and soft and mushy on the inside. Also weirdly specific but I like those really browned, crispy tiny fries you find in the bottom of the McDonalds bag
My other favorite form is a desi dish, called aloo bhujia! It’s potatoes fried in oil with lots of spices, and it just brings back memories for me because my family and I eat it for breakfast every Eid along with cholay (chickpeas) and halwa puri (puffed bread and sweet semolina)
I saw that you reblogged the vid of Jin and Halsey and their hips. I love those two, they always seem to be having fun when they're together. Then again, they all seem to get along with her and have fun with her. 🌹
Hello!! Sorry for the late response, I’m so bad but this makes such a great point!! I really love BTS’ interaction with other celebrities, Korean or not. They’re just so generally wholesome and sweet and geared towards having fun together, and I think that speaks a lot to how well loved they are by other members of the industry 💜💜💜 they’re truly the best men 🥰
I have decided to do 2 of these because my cookie dough is defeating me! This is for Useless Magic Seokjin. What is the most romantic thing Y/N has ever sone for you using her magic? Being married to a witch has to have some amazing side benefits!
Jin: Uhm, a little bit after we became business partners, but before we started dating, I was packing up at the bakery. I put on my coat, and felt something heavy in my pocket. I reached in to find a really pretty, smooth blue stone. I thought nothing of it. But then the next day, a really beautiful feather showed up in my pocket. The day after that it was this glinting scale. And I started getting freaked out, wondering who was leaving things in my pocket. So I told YN about it.
YN: It was me. All the objects had protection charms on them because every night, Seokjin would leave the bakery and I’d get so scared. I knew I didn’t want anything to happen to him, but I didn’t know why at the time, so I just picked up any random object I could find in the forest and enchanted it to put in his coat pocket.
Jin (pressing a kiss to YN’s cheek): It worked though, didn’t it? I’m still here.
As I am trying and failing to make hamentaschen cookies for Purim today this question is for Test Kitchen Seokjin, what was the worst Test Kitchen disaster. The one that lives in infamy and that you maybe still chuckle about?
Jin: Oh this will be fun.
YN: Don’t you dare tell them about that one.
Jin (chuckles): so YN and I have actually been testing recipes since before she started on YouTube. It was a fun thing for us to do when we were dating. There was this one time early in our relationship where she invited me over for dinner and cooked this very fancy chicken dish. And that’s how we found out I was allergic to garlic.
YN: Imagine cooking your boyfriend this wonderful candelit meal, when suddenly, he drops to the floor with stomach pain and the worst hives I’ve ever seen. You looked like a tomato.
Jin: Hey! It went away as soon as we got to the hospital.
YN (shy): That was also the first time we ever said I love you to each other.
So something about October was driving me up a wall and that was that the amazing ending scene reminded me, mood-wise, of a movie. What movie you ask? Who knew and it was driving me CRAZY! Then, out of nowhere it hit me today, the ending scene of 1987's The Last Emperor. Which is the story of the last emperor of China, Pu Yi, a movie that everyone should see before they die. The movie's final scene ends on a note of perfect nostalgia, melancholy, hope and the truth that time moves inexorably forwards. It even has the perfect score. I reread the end of October whilst playing The Last Emperor's end scene score and the match up was PERFECT. If you haven't seen the movie, you should and if you have I wonder if you see the mood parallels, especially the mood at the end of both the movie and the fic. 🌹
OMG!! This ask, wow. Thank you for this <3 There's a lot to unpack here, but let me just first say that October was based on the Bollywood movie of the same name. It's an absolutely beautiful film, one that I highly recommend everyone watch. However, the ending scene was something that I threw in there myself bc it fit Yoongi and his personality so well.
But The Last Emperor! I remember watching scenes from it in my world history class in high school (which was so long ago wow). It was such a captivating film, but I think I was the only person in a room of bored high schoolers that went back and finished it on my own time. I agree with all the sentiments that it portrays about looking back while seeing the world move on around you. And in term's of Yoongi's character development in this story, that fit perfectly, because he was not only stuck in the past, but stuck with himself. And that final moment was him taking that step forward to move on, and it was super poignant. I'll have to listen to the score when I re-read the final scene, but in the meantime, if you ever do re-read, I recommend playing this song:
So for your special event, I'd like to request a drabble for one of my favorite floofy couples: KSJ and Y/N from Useless Magic. I was so torn between their wedding or their wedding night, both make me smile, but I am going for wedding night after a lovely and cute wedding. For zee smut scene may I formally request a fully non-submissive Y/N who rocks her new husband's world with new magical sexy times on their wedding night? I do love a soft, nurturing, floofy Seokjin who's just so in love with his new wife and is left spent by her (in a good way) in the end. This couple makes me want to pinch their cheeks! Thank you in advance if you choose to write it! 🌹
Ahhh thank you so much for sending this in!! I adore this couple so much, they have to be one of my favorite ones I’ve ever written. Esp this Jin… if OC hadn’t gotten his hand in marriage I would’ve. I hope you enjoy!
sparks
pairing: baker!Jin x witch!reader (the very same ones from Useless Magic)
warnings: nsfw, very soft romantic smut, cursing, needy Seokjin, oral (m. receiving), handjob, protected sex, lotsa fluff too bc it’s them
word count: 1125 (I got carried away bc I love them so much)
“Go! Go! Go!” Seokjin chuckles, your hand in his, pulling you down the hallway toward the elevators with him. The two of you had made a well-timed escape from the reception, seeing as a very drunk Yoongi had started giving everyone demon eyes, before being dragged out by Namjoon and his girlfriend.
The two of you pause, flushed and panting, Seokjin reaching over your enclosed hands (now complete with sparkling wedding rings), to press the button that would take you up to your suite for the night.
Stepping in together, your hand never leaves his as he leans down to rest his head in the crook of your shoulder. A content silence forms in between the two of you as you ride upwards, Seokjin extending your arm outwards so he can press soft kisses up its entire length, stopping when he gets to your ring finger.
“Tired?” he croaks out, pressing a kiss to your hair as the elevator comes to a stop. Looking up at him, his eyes sparkle down at you, and you feel your heart stop beating for a moment. Growing up in a world of magick, you were no stranger to the most peculiar and enchanting of things – you saw them every day out on your walks in the magical forest when you collected items to bring back for Magic Shop. Yet right here, right in this moment, the look in your new husband’s eyes was the most spellbinding thing you’d ever seen.
The door is barely pushed open before Seokjin’s lips descend on yours, arms wrapping around yours to pull you closer to him as he dips you down towards the floor. Smiling into the kiss, you realize he still tastes like the last bite of wedding cake you’d fed him - a plain chocolate raspberry truffle cake. He had insisted on baking it without magic for your special day, and while he’d been stressed out over the whole ordeal, trying to make it perfect, your heart flutters at the late nights you two had shared in the kitchen, covered in flour and eggs after trying to help him calm down.
Walking backwards, he falls with you onto the couch, breaking from your parted lips to bury himself into your neck, pressing kisses to your pulse point that have your breath catching in your throat. Feeling yourself begin to heat up at his ministrations, you nudge the back of his thigh with your foot, and he detaches from your neck. His irises are blown wide open, glimmering under the moonlight that seeps into the room.
“Baby,” you stroke his hair. “As much as I’d love to get right down to it, these wedding robes are making me sweat.”
Seokjin’s lips push together into a soft oh!, lifting himself off of you and turning away to give you privacy to change. You shake your head at how adorable and shy he is, despite the two of you being married now. In no less than five seconds, you’ve transfigured out of the heavy robes, tip toeing up behind Jin and tapping him on the shoulder, signaling you’re ready to continue.
“Shit,” he breathes out, looking at the lacy lingerie that now adorns your body. “I forgot you could do that.”
“Allow me to show you more of what I can do,” you giggle, pulling him back into the bedroom with you.
The two of you tumble back onto the bed, all soft sighs and breathy giggles. Your fingers work furiously to undo Seokjin’s buttons, wishing you could just use magic to make his shirt disappear, but you knew how attached he was to his crisp button ups. His lips continue to work their way down your body, nestling in the valley between your breasts, when all of a sudden, you give him a light tap. He pulls away, breathing heavily, and you take the opportunity to flip yourself over him, straddling his hips.
“Let me fuck you,” you whine, watching Seokjin’s eyes widen at your proposition as you feel him harden beneath you. “Let me take care of you.”
Pressing kisses down his chest, you lower yourself to the bulge in his pants, prompting him to push his hips up gently so you can slip them off, along with his boxers. You plant a kiss in between his thighs, and smile watching your husband’s ears redden. Feeling the way his skin heats up under your touch, you decide to put him out of his misery, your glossy lips coming to wrap around his cock.
Underneath you, Seokjin is all breathy moans, fists clenched and hips locked as he resists the urge to lose himself in the pleasure and begin bucking up into your mouth.
“Like it?” your lips come off with a “pop”, and all Seokjin can do is nod as your hand works up and down his length, sending shivers down his spine. A bead of sweat makes its way down his forehead, his skin feeling like it’s on fire, all the blood in his body rushing to the point where your hand meets his cock.
Before he can release, the sensation is gone, and he lets out a low whine, pouting at the loss of contact.
“Baby,” you moan, pulling your panties to the side. “Don’t you want to come around me instead?”
Sliding down slowly, you reach over to push the messy strands of hair off Seokjin’s face, a soft smile crossing his handsome features as he snatches your hand, fingers gripping it tightly as he rests it by your sides. You continue to grind your hips down on him, loving the way his low moans make you feel even better, the two of you approaching the brink at the same time.
Gasping, you feel the coil within you begin to snap, bouncing against him harder. A sharp exhale interrupts your orgasm, and you look to see Seokjin, eyes wide, gesturing to your enclosed hands.
Golden sparks erupt from the point of contact, his eyes widening at the strange display. Tears prick your eyelids - the sparks only showed when a witch or wizard met their true soulmate, something you thought you’d never experience after leaving magick school. Surging forward, you mold your lips to Seokjin’s as he stifles a groan underneath you, hands coming up to brush against your sides as he explodes, spilling into the condom.
“Thank you,” you whisper, pressing a kiss to his forehead as he comes down from his high. He looks at you, dazed, pretty lips parted in confusion at your reaction. Deciding not to question it, he lifts you off of him and presses you against his warm body, a content sleepiness washing over the two of you. Life would only get better with Seokjin by your side.