#steam conversations

[fist-oh]

Master Pancakes: pyre Master Pancakes: PYRE Master Pancakes: PYREEEEEEEEEEEEE Master Pancakes: well rip Mrs. Pyre ❤: wha Master Pancakes: Just randomly thinking of the staff members were characters from Undertale, you would be Master Pancakes: Undyne Mrs. Pyre ❤: Wouldn't that be Jilly tho lmao Master Pancakes: no Master Pancakes: based off personality Mrs. Pyre ❤: Tbh I'm actually flattered lolol

[theycallmebread]

MLG Illuminati: the fuck is a spaghetti wrap

Spaghetti Wap: Brendan is dat u

MLG Illuminati: yes its me

MLG Illuminati: but what the fuck is a spaghetti wrap

MLG Illuminati: do you just

MLG Illuminati: put spaghetti in a fucking burrito?

MLG Illuminati: that's fucked up man

Spaghetti Wap: what the fuck do you think it is you illiterate fuck

Spaghetti Wap: kurwa

Spaghetti Wap: I DO WHAT I WANT

Spaghetti Wap: DONT JUDGE ME

MLG Illuminati: you're fucked up man

Spaghetti Wap: MAYBE I LIKE SPAGHOOTI

MLG Illuminati: mistreating spaghetti like that

MLG Illuminati: the italian inside me is offened

[theoneandonlyduskstrike]

Duskstrike: i'm gonna get Duskstrike: a giant fucking computer Duskstrike: with six monitors Duskstrike: and then like Duskstrike: people will come to my house Duskstrike: and i'll just turn my chair to face them, doing my best evil villian impression Duskstrike: and this will play https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvERHiTfx9w Jay: Dusk...Are you feeling alright? Duskstrike: No. Duskstrike: I am the eggman Jay: ...Are you drunk right now? Duskstrike: YOSH

[askduskumbreon-blog]

Jessie: can I be honessstt? Duskstrike: yeah go ahead Jessie: I can see dusk just... like Jessie: being REALLY sassy while ranting Jessie: and at the end just floofing up Jessie: ... like a angry bird. Duskstrike: can i be honest? Jessie: yup Duskstrike: i feel like that should be canon Jessie: :P Jessie: just like Jessie: Paw on hip Duskstrike: that's it Jessie: other paw waving around Duskstrike: nope Duskstrike: it's fucking canon now Jessie: Pfffffft ... Duskstrike: this is a gem Jessie: XD Jessie: It's kinda how I view it Jessie: like Jessie: just Jessie: paw on hip waving around Jessie: "Oh no you didn't Jessie: kinda sassy Duskstrike: oh my god Duskstrike: fucking Duskstrike: yes Duskstrike: i'm 300% Duskstrike: fuck this i'm going to bed Jessie: XD Jessie: Even how you're typing Jessie: just look attt itt Jessie: picture dat sassy bre Duskstrike: oh my god Duskstrike: lord woman Duskstrike: what am i gonna do with you

steam convos with gf

[artyrosea]

((Actual conversation between me an CatagoricalClick))

Her: forever a-birb

Me: You are?

Her: chirp

Her: tweet

Her: caw

Her: eh

Her: bird noises

Me: CAW CAW MOTHERFUCKERS~

Her: yes "eh" is an official bird noise

Her: half the time my birds will chirp at me

Her: but sometimes they just go "EH"

Me: Is 'Ledlelelee' a birb noise?

Her: i

Her: ..

Her: go to your room

[stabethadeathwhisper]

I'll kick your ass! I'll kick your dog's ass! I'll kick my own ass!

Corvo probably

[beanbearrito]

friendship

4:53 PM - [!?] TheGameFreak: im getting a call

4:53 PM - [!?] TheGameFreak: and caller id says

4:53 PM - [!?] TheGameFreak: alert

4:53 PM - gggghost: ok

4:53 PM - [!?] TheGameFreak: im gonna die

4:54 PM - gggghost: good

[extantdread]

Busillis: you know Busillis: its pretty weird to think about Busillis: like Busillis: xray vision Busillis: in comics Extantdread: how so Busillis: you can see Busillis: like Busillis: through clothes and stuff Busillis: but Busillis: id be dark Extantdread: oh Extantdread: yeah Busillis: even if you could see through clothes Busillis: the light wouldnt bounce off Busillis: you still wouldnt see it Busillis: no light Busillis: they would just look all dark Extantdread: it's not like it's any more unrealistic than any other super power Busillis: well Busillis: i mean Busillis: like Busillis: you think the inside of your arm Busillis: the flesh Busillis: is red Busillis: its not Extantdread: gosh man why you gotta discriminate against the x rays dudeee Busillis: its black Busillis: its not got a color Busillis: no light inside of your bones Busillis: no light can get in Busillis: iunno Busillis: im an xray hater like my daddy and his before him Busillis: i hate them xrays Extantdread: that ain't gnarly, bro Busillis: dude what Extantdread: i think i've realized i don't know what hippies sounded like Busillis: that sounds like some people i know Busillis: kaleb Busillis: everything is "kosher" Busillis: doesnt know what it actually means Extantdread: lol Busillis: he wants to be vegitarian Busillis: i told him Extantdread: man Extantdread: why Busillis: how they kill their animals Extantdread: why would you be a vegitarian Extantdread: the animals you're trying to save eat other animals, gosh dang ti Busillis: plants have morals Extantdread: or if they eat plants there are other animals that'll eat them anyway Busillis: dont eat plants Busillis: its killing Extantdread: yeah Extantdread: seriously Busillis: dont eat atall Extantdread: like Busillis: photosythesize Extantdread: yes Extantdread: but Extantdread: what if the sun has feelings Busillis: :O Busillis: what if Extantdread: what if it doesn't appreciate you eating it's photons Busillis: you are stealing its rays Extantdread: man Busillis: you should just kill yourself Busillis: but wait Extantdread: those plants are murders Busillis: that would be taking a life Busillis: you cant do that Busillis: you cant be born Busillis: nothing should exist Extantdread: we should just give the plants expensive chemical injections Busillis: hahaha Busillis: oh man Busillis: top notch Extantdread: that was good Busillis: 10/10