*In the galley making a midnight snack dinner*
99: “Can you please open this spaghetti sauce?”
Alpha-17: “Yeah, sure.”
Alpha-17: *smashes jar on the side of the counter and cracks it open like an egg then pours it into saucepan*
99: “…this is why Jango doesn’t love you.”
Stec: “There’s glass in it…”
Alpha-17: *shrugs* “It adds flavor.”
Maze, begrudgingly stirring the sauce around picking out the glass: “And texture apparently.”
Fordo, eating a spoonful of it: “Mmmm, extra crunchy!”
Muzzle, slapping the spoon out of his hand: “For the last time, stop eating glass!”
Sull: *is secretly grabbing the glass shards Maze is picking out for his collection*
Spar: *Actually ended up eating a piece of glass accidentally while they were eating*
Trantos: *nearly choked to death on a large piece of diced tomato*
















