#stede would

[bizarrelittlemew]

modern au Stede who is an olive oil taste tester and has an extremely refined palette for it and the stuff at restaurants simply won't do so he carries around his own tiny bottle of his favorite kind. one day he and Ed get hot and heavy somewhere far away from lube of any kind and Ed goes fuck yes you brought oil but Stede is like Edward i'd rather you go in dry than use my fancy olive oil

[notthewriteryourelookingfor]

Our flag means death au where everything is the same except Stede has a soda stream in his cabin