THAT'S IT! I CAN'T TAKE ANYMORE!! MAKING MY OWN FASHION SUBCULTURE-!! I'M A FUCKING NOOB WITH POOR GRAMMER SO PREPARE FOR RANT!!!!
2024, December 17th and IT'S BORRNNNN!!!! BY MEEE, CANDYEYEUNICORNSKULLSSS!!
IT'S RAISED FROM THE DEAD ITSELF!!! "STEINIA" OR "STEINIA SLUGGER!" OR "SLUGGERSTEINIA!!"
The only RULE, is to be a zombie. And IT'S OKAY IF YOUR A HYBRID OF ALL TYPES! WE LIKE ALL MONSTERS AROUND HERE! THAT, IS IT. NOTHING MORE. But I'll explain...!
Steinia Slugger is about DRESSING UP LIKE A ZOMBIE! But if you have greasy hair, tangled, can't do make up, extremely poor hygiene and bed-rotting THAT'S OKAY, ITS A PART OF IT. EW–NO—I DON'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT...just trying to normalized depression and feeling crappy enough to do fashion but can't do anythin else jeez...not aesthetic, unless ya cope that hard rn. That's fine, idc we share one braincell here....what are we talking about again? Right, but also if your mentally doing well and want to join by completely self-sabotage yaself....DON'T DO THAT, OH MY GOD...YOUR STUPID? DON'T WORRY, I AM TOO. . .ANYBODY CAN JOIN!!!! THERE'S ONLY ONE RULE HERE REMEMBER? BE A ZOMBIEEEE!!! I ain't stupid tho, some people wanna do makeup and take care of themselves and try? Go ahead, I ain't stopping ya fun or recovering. forget it, let me highlight stuff...
-THE ONLY ONE RULE: Be a ZOMBIE + feel free mix it up with other subcultures! UNLESS YOU DON'T WANT TO–! I'm sorry, I'm curious to see a zombie gyaru mix with gurokawaii. Candy gore mix with Scene, please
-STEINIA SLUGGER is about normalized poor hygiene, being crappy, having poor social skills, bed rotting and etc. No, you don't have to do damage your well-being to join. Ya still welcome and have fun, but this is supposed to mainly focus on mental health issues and more like to embrace it. (Don't embrace it too hard, I don't actually want ya under a tombstone..plus ya already dead, why die again?)
-it's your OPTIONAL CHOICE, to do your own hair and makeup. There isn't supposed to be make up and shit, because I don't do a good job, of taking of myself. And if a other zombie askes for help for that, HELP THEM!
-Y'all lucky I love ALL DEM COLORS, there's no specific shade ya need to be! But it's supposed to mix with gurokawaii, but if ya don't like that. That's fine <3 but it's supposed to give you a small idea whats supposed to be. + THE FASHION, holes/tearing in fabrics, since it's winter..duh big comfortable clothing with a bunch of mismatched and odd styles! EMBRACE THE WEIRD!! DO IT NOWWWW!!!
-it's about being yourself and expressing what you love. THAT'S WHY I KEEP REMINDING YALL "YESSSSS!!! YES, YES! YOU GUYS CAN STILL DO ALL THAT STUFF! JUST BE A ZOMBIE!"
-IT KINDA OVERLAPS WITH FLESHCORE AND GUROKAWAII BUT BAH, I DON'T MIND! DO WHATEVER YA LOVE FREAKS
EMBRACE THE UNDEAD AS THE WORLD COMES TO THE END!!!! DON'T WORRY, THE WORLD ISN'T ACTUALLY ENDING. I'M BEING A DRAMATIC ON PURPOSE HERE—TARGET AT PARANOID PEOPLE...I'M ONE OF THEM—
One more thing, if you see a zombie or a human...being ableist, creepy, hurting others, racist or LGBQT+phobic...
BITE THEM, RIP THEM APART WITH YOU BARE TEETH, DOG PILE ONTO THEM UNTIL THEIR NOTHIN BUT PILES OF BLOOOODDD AND BONES, GAWNING ON IT!! MWAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA