And I love you for that! It does count, yes. I mean, no one really wants to go through the entire winter with skin peeling from their lips. At least not me! Honestly? I can totally see myself putting one in the freezer. I do keep my jade roller in here, so why not chap stick? Unless it messes up the properties or whatever. Wait, have you ever have them do the thing where they flip it upside down? Because it’s supposed to stay in the cup? I’ve witnessed it before and the entire thing fell out, which was really funny. But not really because the little girl started crying because her blizzard was ruined. Definitely less dangerous! Unless you give yourself a mega brain-freeze or something. Exactly! Hopefully more snow! I haven’t checked The Times this week, though, so I’m not too sure. I hope there’s at least some more for the sleepover. Hairnets can look really funky. I had to wear one once when someone in school caught lice, and I looked awful. Listen, if I was bald, I would wear one to just to keep up with morale. And I wouldn’t want to feel like I was the odd one out. Exactly, plus I’d feel really bad if I wasted a whole meal just because of one measly hair. God, that’d be like on America’s Funniest Home Videos or something! What’s a little public humiliation if it’s in good fun? Did it traumatize you as a kid? I feel like if I watched it when I was younger, I would never look at the parade the same way I do now. Definitely something to think about, for sure! They’re pretty kind for the most part, but like any animal they can get annoyed with humans. I think my favorite part is feeding them.
