#stenbrough incorrect quotes

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[At a dive bar] 

Eddie: Look, I know you’re disappointed, but can we at least have one drink? 

Richie: *wearing flippers, a wetsuit and a snorkel* I’d like to leave please. 

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Stan: Roses are red, I walked up a hill

Stan: I hate everyone in this room except Bill. 

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Stan: Aw, Bill, you have something on your mouth...

Stan: *kisses* 

Bill: *giggles and blushing*

Richie:

Richie: Hey Eds-

Eddie: Don’t even fucking think about it.

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Ben: Would you date a girl who’s taller than you? 

Stan: No

Ben: Well, that’s kinda shallow-

Stan: i’M gAY bEn 

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Who’s the cutest in the group?

Stanley: Bill

Richie: Well, of course E- 

Stanley: Bill. 

Bev: I think- 

Stanley: BILL 

Mike: Actually- 

Stanley: BILL. 

Eddie: STAN- 

Stanley: BILL!!

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Teacher: Stan, what did you do over the weekend?

Stan: Bill.

Eddie: OH GOD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO HIM RICHIE??

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Bill: W-Wait... are you f-flirting with me?

Stan: Well, I have been for the year for the last year, but thanks for noticing.

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Stan: I hate Valentine’s Day, it’s just a consumerist holiday to make people spend money on pink heart-shaped chocolates and cards, and people make such a big deal out of it, like they need to prove they love their significant other in the most superficial way pos-

Bill: I wrote you a song

Stan: *already sobbing*