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Me waiting for my friends and dnd party to notice my tiny cowboy hat

The abyss is like an onion. Got layers.

"I don't like the implication that the bachelor is a show in saltmarsh if all it's contestants are in the nine hells"

Interesting play tonight- I misty stepped out of a grapple....of the maw of a giant crocodile.

"I'd like a new classification for gods. Okay okay. There are gods that are wet, and then there are gods who are not wet"

~me, shattering the breakdown of alignments for gods in dnd.

Me as rodney: I'd like to investigate the camp in the swamp to see where the fire started.

DM: yeah go ahead and roll investigation

Me: I have a +9 so I'm gonna hopefully see a lot

Whitacre: I'm gonna roll too. Ooh nat 20! That's a 22!

Rodney: nat 20... That's 29

DM: okay, CSI swamp crime over here

Ive told my dm that if rodney dies my backup character is the duolingo owl and would not elaborate

@manicpixiedust "Hello, and welcome to my vore based dnd campaign!"

Me: thanks! That ignited my fight or flight response!

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