May 25
Stiles: “Derek and I are dating now.”
Erica: “Now? What the hell do you call what you two have been doing before now?”
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Stiles: “Derek and I are dating now.”
Erica: “Now? What the hell do you call what you two have been doing before now?”
Derek: What the hell are you doing?
Stiles *standing on a chair*: nothing. admiring the chandelier. and anyway, this is my home and I can do whatever I want.
Derek *sigh*: where is the spider?
Stiles: UNDER THE CHAIR, PLEASE GET IT OUT OF HERE
• incorrect teen wolf quotes •
Eli: Dad, can I ask you something?
Derek: Of course.
Eli: Why does Uncle Stiles have a key to our house?
Derek: …
Stiles: Because I’m emotionally attached to your refrigerator.
Late night phone call.
Stiles: Hey, Derek. What do you and the gas price have in common?
Derek *exhausted from a full day of fighting and saving Peter's ass again*: (sighs) What?
Stiles: Both of you haven't gone down in a while.
Derek: ...Stiles, I've been in Mexico for literally one day.
Peter *in the background*: (dying)
these are literally so fun to make lol <3
Just a silly thing, in my head it was hilarious, I swear
Stiles: I love murder mysteries!
Derek, trying to impress him: I've been a suspect in four murder cases.
Pack Movie Night
Stiles: Why me? Derek never listens to anyone.
Lydia: Just trust me.
Stiles: Ugh fine.
*later*
Stiles, to Derek: Can we watch the Emperor's New Groove?
Derek, blushing: Yeah, fine.