#sterek incorrect quotes

[imlilmisscomplicated]

• incorrect teen wolf quotes •

Eli: Dad, can I ask you something?

Derek: Of course.

Eli: Why does Uncle Stiles have a key to our house?

Derek: …

Stiles: Because I’m emotionally attached to your refrigerator.

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Derek: *flirting* Damn babe, you gotta stop walking around looking like that, or I won’t be able to control myself.

Stiles: *three-day-unshaven scuff covered in Cheeto dust, dark bags under his eyes from not sleeping, hair is a mess, sticky note stuck to his cheek, empty coffee mug in hand, wearing his dad’s old BHPD shirt, baggy track pants, and socks with holes in them* Huh?

[celestialvoid-fanfiction]

Stiles: “Derek and I are dating now.”

Erica: “Now? What the hell do you call what you two have been doing before now?”

[celestialvoid-fanfiction]

Stiles: You know, in all these years I’ve known Derek, I’ve never won an argument with him.

Lydia: Never?

Stiles: Not once. Every time we start to fight, he starts to undress and I get distracted and forget what I was saying.

Lydia: And you don’t think those two things are related?

Stiles: No, why would they be related?

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Stiles: *released from police custody* Derek: I was wondering when I was going to see you again. Stiles: Aw, did you miss me? Derek: I don't get the chance to miss you. You're never gone long enough for that.

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Derek: I'd follow him to hell and back. I just wish he'd stop going there.

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Stiles: Do you or do you not still have me saved in your phone as “Scott’s weird friend”?

Derek: …

Stiles: Answer the question.

[celestialvoid-fanfiction]

Derek: I like you.

Stiles: I know, that’s why we’re in a relationship.

Derek: I know, I just have to remind myself out loud sometimes because you’re so annoying.

Stiles: Love you too, sourwolf.