#incorrect sterek

[shieldofiron]

Derek who’s fangs keep lengthening when he gets close to Stiles and he’s having full blown panic attacks that he’s losing his control and is going to attack Stiles.

“Does your dick get hard too?” Peter asks when he finally confesses that something about Stiles is making him feral.

“Wha- how dare you even ask that?” Derek sputters, beet red.

“Yeah, I don’t think he’s making you lose control in the way you think.” Peter shrugs.

[celestialvoid-fanfiction]

Derek: Your existence is confusing.

Stiles: How?

Derek: Your presence is deeply annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to you upsets me.

[stilesonthehunt]

Stiles: I love murder mysteries!

Derek, trying to impress him: I've been a suspect in four murder cases.

[always-the-little-spoon]

Stiles: You know, sometimes I don't think you take me seriously.

Derek: There are times you think I do?

[ladiekatie]

Stiles (about Scott): I mean, ask anyone. We're close. Derek: Yes, Scott and my husband sometimes have sleepovers. Derek: In my bed. Derek: With me in it. Derek: 😐😐

[hiseyebrowsaregone]

Derek: Being a man sucks

Lydia: Being stiles’s man wouldn’t

Derek: *blushes*

Stiles: Are ya hitting on Derek, for me?

Lydia: Shut up, it’s working

Derek: It is.

[teencopandthesourwolf]

Stiles: You've heard of 'Carpe Diem' right?

Stiles: Well my motto is 'Carpe Mentula'

Derek: If 'Carpe Diem' means 'Seize The Day' what does 'Carpe Mentula' mean?

Stiles: 'Seize The Dick'

[wherethesunseeksthestars]

Stiles, bangs the door open: IT'S MISSING!

Derek: what's missing?

Stiles: t-t-the thing. U know, the thing.

Derek,turns around, holding their child: what thing sti?

Stiles: oh nvm. You have it.

Derek: what-

Derek: yOU MEAN OUR CHILD?!?