A big thanks to Sterek Campaign for a really great Sterek Week. It was the first time I participated and I really enjoyed it a lot; so many talented fan artists out there and so many great Sterek works that were on my dash. It also helped to get out of my lurking slump and revive my blog a little, since I haven't touched it since 2013.
Below is a list of the things I made for Sterek Week.
They swapped places at the panel so Hobrien wouldn't be seated together
The new trailer has scenes of Stiles w Malia and Lydia. Derek hooks up w Braden and dies. No Sterek. Obviously.
Sterek Campaign wins the award for the best fandom and POSEY (who hates Sterek) takes the award, they doesn't event say the word "Sterek" once, and then Posey gives the award to a random guy?!
Very much elated and happy since yesterday because the great Meeya/ candypinkcocks (oh god, it feels so good to type that) finished writing a fic for me! I won her from the sterekcampaign charity auction. :"> SAVIN WOLVES GETTING THE BAES THAT'S WHAT *cough* anyway...
From the prompt that I gave her and with her sorcery with words, you can check out the fic: "a latte problems can be caused when you cannot espresso yourself"
Hey guys! If you've been following along you've seen the sterekcampaign fic club. It's a list of fics that y'all sent in based on a certain trope.
This week's tropes are (27) Kid Fics and (22) Office AU's
This is the last fic list for the Sterek Fic Club! Thanks to everyone at the Sterek Campaign for putting this together, and thanks to you guys for following along each Tuesday!
KID FIC (27)
Alcohol May Be a Man's Worst Enemy (But the Bible Says Love Your Enemy)
E | 24/24 Chapters | 79389 Words | by refuse_to_sink
Stiles Stilinski is a modern day Mister Rogers with his very own children’s show. He also happens to be an alcoholic who refuses to accept the truth, that he needs help.
Surprisingly enough Derek Hale is the one with his shit sorted out, caring for himself and his daughter Maisie.
Cause I Built a Home (For You, For Me)
E | 16/16 Chapters | 60153 Words | by noneedforhystereks
Mechanic!Derek and Daddy!Stiles
Derek Hale is a mechanic in the sleepy town of Beacon Hills, where he has lived all of his life. He spends his day in a simple routine: wake up, fix cars, go home, sleep. It's what he's good at, and it keeps things simple and uncomplicated. Derek doesn't let people in and remains emotionally distant from everyone except his sister, Laura, and her daughter. This all changes when Boyd tows in an old blue Jeep that needs a lot of work and Derek meets the owner of said Jeep.
Because once Derek meets Stiles and his kids, he can't stop himself from caring. And he doesn't want to stop.
Coming Home
M | 10/10 Chapters | 22597 Words | by herlovewasajoke
An AU in which Derek works for the sheriff's department, Stiles is a single father, and Laura lives to drive her brother up the wall.
Daddy Do's
G | 1/1 Chapters | 8065 words | by apocryphal
“Hi Mr. Stilinski!” Lydia said pertly. “My name’s Lydia, and this is my daddy. His name is Derek Andrew Hale and he watches all of your videos on YouTube a lot, but he still can’t braid.”
[Stiles is a celebrity YouTube hairstylist. Derek may or may not have a crush. Lydia just wants a French braid for school picture day.]
DILF
E | 1/1 Chapters | 30871 Words | by twentysomething
"Today is Scott's first day of kindergarten and Derek is terrified."
Find It In Our Hearts
T | 17/17 Chapters | 103833 Words | by Regann
Kate Argent had a lot of secrets, some of which she took to the grave. When one of them shows up on Chris Argent's doorstep in the form of Kate's five-year-old daughter, it's not long before more to come to light -- namely, that Kate's crimes against Derek Hale didn't begin and end with the murder of his family. It's no surprise that as soon as Derek learns about his daughter's existence, he decides that nothing will keep him from claiming the only family he still has in the world. Stiles finds himself firmly in the middle of the Hale-Argent family drama, slowly growing more certain of his feelings for Derek and ever more sure of the inevitable heartbreak they'll bring.
From the Waters and the Wild
G | 1/1 Chapters | 5062 Words | by otter
The child is dirty and huge-eyed and streaked with mysterious blood. It's wearing something filthy that could be generously described as a dress but looks more like a sheet, and it's all so Dickensian, it's almost over the top. It's obviously not even remotely human. Of course Stiles wants to take it home.
Good Touch/Bad Touch
E | 1/1 Chapters | 19942 Words | by Grimm
Stiles is a bartender and Derek is a former UFC fighter with three kids and enough emotional baggage to supply a year's worth of drama on General Hospital.
Here's The Scoop
T | 1/1 Chapters | 5211 Words | by illea
“Derek, if you value anything, you will do this for me,” Laura threatened.
“Fine,” he replied, “but only because I know that you would send her here no matter what. I may be an asshole, but I’m not heartless enough to kick an unsuspecting child out onto the streets of New York.”
Or the one in which Derek is charged with looking after the daughter of Laura's new co-worker.
Intermediate Braiding Skills
G | 1/1 Chapters | 10428 words | by apocryphal
In which Lydia assembles her Halloween costume, learns to make friends, and shamelessly exploits her father's crush on Stiles Stilinski.
It Takes A Village
M | 35/35 Chapters | 49227 words | by Hypocorismm
Stiles's used to yogurt handprints on his shirts from where he picked her up, and he's used to snot on his shoulders and neck from where she cried after a bad dream. He's used to her legendary tantrums when she doesn't get her way, her eyes glowing ferocious gold. He's used to being the village it takes to raise her, and the pack she longs for.
Except, he needs the pack's help, and Derek's protection when a particularly power-hungry pack wants his cub. And he isn't used to sharing.
Kings of the Moonlight
E | 25/25 Chapters | 149174 Words | by thelogicoftaste
Derek is the newly single father to his only son, Isaac Argent Hale, and he finds himself having to move back to his home town of Beacon Hills to escape the insanity of his ex. It's in the middle of all this upheaval, the crazy mess that his life has become that he meets Stiles.
Crazy, beautiful Stiles.
Lord knows it would be the first time
E | 1/1 Chapters | 12287 Words | by uraneia
Stiles is home from Berkeley for the summer, but only because he promised the pack. He'd rather not see Derek, because whatever the thing was that they were doing, they're not doing it anymore, and it sucks.
Unfortunately, he doesn't have a choice. The betas tried a magical remedy for Derek's melancholy, and now Stiles has a three-year-old who looks like Derek. Stiles doesn't know how to deal with that, and he definitely doesn't know how to tell the betas he and Derek were secret fuck buddies for a year and a half.
Maggie May
M | 1/1 Chapters | 24997 words | by Spikedluv
When Laura Hale died, she left behind a daughter, Maggie. Stiles (and his dad) have been caring for Maggie since the night Laura disappeared. Unbeknownst to Stiles, however, Maggie’s a werewolf, and she’s bonded with Stiles. Which means he feels extra protective when Peter Hale appears on the scene. (He may have also developed a little crush on Maggie’s uncle, the silent and brooding Derek Hale. Who said Stiles’ life was boring?)
Morning Light
T | 1/1 Chapters | 27272 Words | by heartsdesire456
After two years as a deputy for the Beacon Hills Sheriff’s Department, not to mention a lifetime of being the kid of an officer of the law, Stiles had seen some things in his time. Some weird shit happened in Beacon Hills, really. However, no amount of animals mauled in the woods, people going missing, psychotic teenagers going on killing sprees with their trained pet mountain lions (or so the official report stated; Stiles didn’t trust his dad’s account of that night back when he was in high school) could prepare Stiles for the sheer ‘what the hell?!’-ness of waking up at six in the morning for his shift, pouring himself a cup of coffee, and then noticing that outside the back window there was a little girl playing in his flower beds.
Most Important Things
E | 1/1 Chapters | 21180 Words | by sarcasticfishes
At first Derek didn’t know what to do with Romy. She was this tiny, squirming, pink thing that he had no idea how to read. But she was also his niece, and the only thing he had left in the world. He thought about giving her up and going back to California, but the thought of being so close to the place where his family had once been so alive hurt him, and so did the thought of letting her go. And so, in Chicago he stayed, and the Hills were forgotten. He didn’t want to go back. And no one came looking for him anyway.
Normal Rules Don't Apply
Not Rated | 1/1 Chapters | 3007 Words | by siriuslymcfly
Normally, Derek would know better than to disturb a teenager before 10 on a saturday, he lived with one after all and it wasn't that long ago he was one himself, but this was not a normal situation, and therefore normal rules didn't apply.
our lives are changing lanes
E | 1/1 Chapters | 47537 Words | by grimm
There's a lot of screaming going on inside the first house Stiles visits. He isn't really worried, because it sounds like kids, but then the door opens and hi, says his dick, because the dude in front of him is gorgeous, built like a god with a face like thunder. Stiles wants to lick that solid jaw line. Hold the fuck on, says his cop brain, because the dude's got kids hanging all over him; one's on his back, skinny legs looped around his waist, and another two hanging off one arm, toes barely brushing the ground. There's a tubby toddler clinging to his leg like a koala, and he's got a baby tucked into the crook of the one arm that doesn’t have kids hanging off it. Stiles' mouth drops open.
"How many of those kids did you kidnap?" he asks before he can wrangle his brain into submission.
The man gives him a look that says what the fuck is wrong with you and snaps, "You think I'd subject myself to this on purpose?"
"Oooh," says one of the kids hanging off his arm. "I'm telling Mom."
Permanent Fixture
E | 4/4 Chapters | 80777 Words | by linksofmemories
Derek is Scott's older brother. Stiles is Scott's best friend. Derek is falling in love with Stiles. This is a bit of a problem.
Prince Among Wolves
E | 20/20 Chapters | 101000 Words | by tylerfucklin (zimothy)
Looking for full day/evening sitter. 2 twin boys age 4. Must have exp. w/werewolves. Must be human. No pedophiles. No teenage girls. Pay negotiable.
Secret Santa
T | 1/1 Chapters | 7543 Words | by rainbowninja167
Derek is already thoroughly sick of Christmas by the time Erica bullies him into dressing up as Santa for a holiday charity. It was only supposed to take a couple hours. Until some kid starts accosting him all over Beacon Hills, insisting that Derek is the real Santa.
Stiles' Story Time
E | 16/16 Chapters | 125430 Words | by trilliath
Where Stiles is a librarian who is in charge of the kids' reading hour and such. And Derek is 6-year-old Scott's adoptive dad. And Stiles has his own take on Stories and Scott loves wolves and Derek tries not to admit that he likes the way Stiles's face looks in those glasses.
Or something like that.
Trust In This (Even If You're Scared Stiff)
T | 3/3 Chapters | 10472 Words | by otter
Stiles' kid has a tendency to get into fights and possibly has bad taste in friends. Or enemies. Stiles isn't sure yet, but he's pretty sure the other kid's dad is too hot to be human.
What to expect when you aren't expecting
T | 1/1 Chapters | 16892 Words | by MemeKon
The baby's wailing is piercing, Stiles doesn't know how Derek can stand it. He tries shushing her and cooing at her and bouncing her a little, but the crying only gets louder, and in addition to hurting his ears, it's hurting his soul.
“Stiles,” Derek interrupts him mid-croon, eyebrows meeting over the bridge of his nose, “have you fed her since you found her?”
Stiles gapes and looks down at the baby's distressed face as she bawls.
What's Best For Everyone, Isn't What's Easy
M | 37/37 Chapters | 140153 Words | by gatergirl79
Derek is gone and Stiles is left holding the baby...well, a cheery three year old named Leah actually. While Derek searches for her mom, Stiles plays daddy. When the sour-alpha wolf returns with his ex in toe, things get strained between Stiles and Derek. Especially now that's they've realized just what they mean to each other.
When You Wish Upon a Dragon
T | 1/1 Chapters | 13739 Words | by lupinus
Stiles is at the Hale house, lounging on the front stoop watching Isaac, Erica, and Boyd wrestle, when the baby comes running out of the woods.
Derek becomes instant father to a magically appearing baby and falls in love. Stiles can’t take the cute and worries Derek’s heart will break if he loses the kid.
You're Makin' Me Feel The Monsters Are Real
E | 10/10 Chapters | 26224 words | by wirewrappedlily
When Stiles was four years old, he kind of accidentally ran off into the woods near the playground. It was a good thing, too, or he never would have found the tiny ball of fur with a broken leg whimpering in the long grass. The wolf pup was storm-cloud grey with bright blue eyes, and Stiles couldn't do anything but kneel in the grass next to him, reaching a careful hand out to soothe over the little guy's heaving back, tears running down its muzzle. "'S okay now. I'm here. I'll take care of you."
OFFICE AU (22)
12 Days of Hale Publishing
G | 2/2 Chapters | 7533 Words | by relenafanel
Something must have poked his Christmas Spirit. It might be the way Hale was watching the proceedings with a scowl on his face, unable to hide what was clear derision. Earlier, his eyes had lifted when Stiles entered the work pen with the presents, and Stiles had been under the impression he had been vaguely pleased. The only thing Stiles could think of that would make someone such a gloomy grump was not getting a gift.
“What?” Hale asked, staring at him through the glass wall that made up the part of his office facing the work area.
“I’ve got something for you!” Stiles said, waving the small rectangular present as he walked in.
“That’s not mine,” Mr. Hale said, staring at the box like it offended him. Then he stared at Stiles like he was offending him more. “You’ve made a mistake.”
“No mistake, sir. It’s a special delivery from magical Hale Holiday Elves.” Stiles gestured to his head. “See the hat. A man wearing this hat makes no mistakes.”
Answer (at the end of the line)
M | 1/1 Chapters | 6771 Words | by ChrysX
Derek , for the sake of his own sanity, was trying really hard to look at things with a hopeful perspective. Maybe this day would be different from the cloudy haze that were the rest. Maybe today something would happen and he would finally start living.
Surprisingly..for once in his life… Derek was right. Something did happen.
or
The one where Derek is trapped in an unhappy marriage with Kate Argent and then Stiles happens.
Derek Hale--Even in the Wind His Hair Is Perfect
T | 1/1 Chapters | 2690 Words | by literaryoblivion
It’s not the greatest job in the world, but someone’s gotta do it. And Stiles makes the most of it, okay?
Writing captions for the live broadcasts as well as helping run and write the copy for the online news stories can get rather tedious and boring, but Stiles tries his best to keep himself entertained. Slipping in a movie or comic book reference inside a human interest story just to see if someone comments about it, putting up a funny headline to see if someone catches it and puts it up on reddit, you know harmless things that to the casual viewer and reader will go unnoticed but to those that actually pay attention, they might get a kick out of it.
Recently though, he maybe has been… abusing his power.
discord and rhyme
G | 1/1 Chapters | 4517 Words | by Orestes
Derek doesn’t tell Stiles he’s proud of him. He doesn’t say that sales have gone up lately, and it’s probably this Twitter account’s doing. Instead, he settles his hand on the small of Stiles’s back and tentatively rests it there. “Not bad,” he says. “For a rookie.”
Double Negatives
E | 1/1 Chapters | 31020 Words | by i_am_girlfriday
Derek is a high powered lawyer, and a born and bred Upper East Sider. Stiles is a broke actor who’s grateful to land a full time job as Derek’s newest assistant. Their working relationship is one hundred percent professional...except for when it's not.
Friends of Early Theory
E | 1/1 Chapters | 23934 Words | by Nanoochka
In which Derek is a gruff, struggling executive for his family's sprawling, wealthy company in New York, and Stiles is his quirky, offbeat intern who brings him cold coffee each morning and wears stupid T-shirts to work and generally succeeds at being a thousand times more charming than Derek could ever hope to be. To the outside observer, their relationship is combative but fond, although in private Stiles and Derek have a great deal more secrets, anger, and painful history between them than Derek is prepared to acknowledge or reveal. In retrospect, that might be half of the problem.
Head Cases and Questionable Characters
T | 1/1 Chapters | 18330 Words | by howl-to-the-wind
Working for Argent & Hale, one of the most prestigious legal firms in the country, was always eventful to say the least. It was a big headache a lot of the times, sure, and a pain in the ass in most, but for Stiles Stilinski, it was a dream come true. He adored his colleagues, was paid a boatload of money, and everybody knew that he was damn good at his job.
...Or one where Teen Wolf and Boston Legal collides, everybody is a lawyer (except for Scott), Stiles and Lydia are BAMFs, Laura wants Derek to get laid, and Peter is (as always) creepy as hell. And Chris just wants to do his job but all his attorneys insist on being inappropriate and ridiculous.
Hello, Heartbreaker
E | 1/1 Chapters | 18472 Words | by astoryaboutwar
It’s a popular joke among Alphas: fuck an Omega, get heartbreak on your hands. Omegas are fragile little emotional things, needy and whiny. Stiles refuses to become that, or to believe that he’s anything like that.
Stiles and Derek have been fuckbuddies for a while when Derek loses his memories of the past three years - and them - in an accident. (Also - everyone's a werewolf, and everyone's alive.)
Historically Inaccurate
E | 1/1 Chapters | 20368 Words | by asocialfauxpas
Stiles is surprisingly okay with all the weird shit that goes on at Beacon City Historic Ghost Town - ghost lights, howling, pianos playing on their own. Having to work closely with the surly blacksmith is another matter.
Howl Creek Ranch
T | 1/1 Chapters | 27424 Words | by alorarose, snarkasaurus
Welcome to Howl Creek Ranch, where the four legged inhabitants out number the two legged ones by at least six to one--and that ratio changes without much notice. Derek Hale and Stiles Stilinski run a puppy ranch, where dogs are given a chance to shine. They not only work with shelters to take in those dogs that are unwanted or unadoptable for whatever reason, but they train all the dogs they get to be service dogs. Hearing dogs, seizure dogs, companion animals, even some that are given to the sheriff's department for police work. These two men, and their farm hands, Isaac and Scott, work every day to take care of those that don't have a voice, and match them up with those that need a friend.
Only, Derek has a past that he can't seem to get away from, and Stiles never did get over his nerves. They may be friends and partners, but when Derek finally admits that he loves Stiles, Stiles runs. Enter a dog named Shadow, abused to the point where he won't even eat. Can they help Shadow before it's too late? Can this abused dog help get them on the right path and find love?
i wish i had a river
T | 1/1 Chapters | 15588 Words | by thepsychicclam
Derek is the editor of a successful publishing firm, and is horrible to all his employees, including Stiles. On Christmas Eve night, he gets visited by three spirits and has to take a look at his life.
aka A Sterek Christmas Carol
like I try, like I’m trying too hard
T | 1/1 Chapters | 3739 Words | by Meeya8587
Office AU in which Derek and Stiles work in the same office.
After Derek has found out about the bet Lydia and Stiles made after Derek first started working in the office, he refuses to talk to Stiles. It’s a good thing he has Erica to threaten him into fixing the mess he made.
Missed Deadlines
E | 1/1 Chapters | 16879 Words | by aerowyn
Stiles never imagined he’d be 21 and have a three book deal with a decently respected science fiction publisher. He's been trying to find a way to balance writing the second book in the series with finishing his junior year of college. He was doing pretty well, if he did say so himself.
Enter Derek Hale, new junior agent at the Hale and Argent Agency. He’s the brooding, grumpy, extremely sexy literary agent who has been given Stiles’ option because he’s been late on a few deadlines.
Ok, maybe more than just a few...
Not Like Bond & Moneypenny
M | 1/1 Chapters | 29869 Words | by WhoNatural
(AKA, the Ugly Betty AU where Stiles is totally Betty)
Stiles thinks he’s finally getting a break when a job at the sleek, sophisticated, Alpha Magazine opens up - but soon realises he’s not going to be writing anything and instead is playing tutor-slash-babysitter to their new Editor-in-Chief. Derek’s spoiled, grumpy, in way over his head...and so painfully attractive it makes Stiles want to lick his face. So there’s very little choice in the matter.
“Totally not like that,” he maintains, “It’s not like we’re Bond and Moneypenny.”
Scott gives him an excited grin, chuckling. “Dude, you’re totally his Miss Moneypenny!” he says, eyes wide like the world just finally started to make sense. “You’re the only one who won’t sleep with him even though you’re dying to.”
Out of the Frying Pan, Into the Fire
M | 1/1 Chapters | 25846 Words | by blue_fjords
Derek is the host of the popular Argent-run Dinner with Derek cooking show. Stiles is the one doing all the cooking. Derek would love to leave him to it and just go live with his sister and their goats on their tiny farm. That is not what happens.
Featuring hippie communes, goats, a couple kids, Kate Argent Warning for angst & past relationship, and new pack bonds. Plus food. Mmmmm... food...
Out of Stock
T | 1/1 Chapters | 16032 Words | by alisaj
In which Stiles and Derek pine for each other across the dairy aisle.
Sideways and Slantways and Longways and Backways
T | 1/1 Chapters | 7799 Words | by hologramophone
“I called you a slave-driver!” Stiles cried hysterically. “I called you an ogre! I stole all the blue paperclips!”
Derek raised an eyebrow at him.
“That’s company property!” he shouted, waving his arms madly in distress.
Derek ran a hand over his face. “It’s not theft if the vice president of the company gives you permission.”
(Otherwise known as the Elevator AU)
Stay, Maybe.
E | 1/1 Chapters | 15656 Words | by toraten
Stiles meets Derek Hale on a business trip and immediately gets attached to the man's surly, overworked attitude. Luckily - surprisingly - the attraction is mutual. Once they get back home Stiles figures that it's at least worth a shot, right? So he asks Derek out.
In which their relationship has a deadline, and Stiles gets more and more anxious the closer that deadline comes.
total system failure
M | 1/1 Chapters | 3401 Words | by HalfFizzbin
In which Stiles is the world's most inappropriate entrepreneur, Erica is a menace, and Derek is terrible at his job no matter how hard he tries.
(Or, the Harrowing Saga of the Gay Porn Doppelgänger.)
Up and Coming
E | 1/1 Chapters | 20710 Words | by Fanhag102
Stiles and Derek work in the same building and every day ride up in the elevator together.
That is pretty much the extent of their relationship—until one day the elevator breaks down, trapping the two of them inside and maybe forcing them to admit to each other that the attraction is mutual.
Or, the one where Stiles and Derek have sex in an elevator.
Versus
E | 15/15 Chapters | 94521 Words | by secondstar
At age nineteen, Stiles Stilinski was the next big thing, according to The Guardian. It was surreal, not being able to turn on Sky Sports without hearing his name mentioned along with the names of players he grew up idolizing. Stiles couldn’t believe that this was his life.
Wolf Talk With Stiles
Not Rated | 1/1 Chapters | 3973 Words | by alphagottadonk
At age nineteen, Stiles Stilinski was the next big thing, according to The Guardian. It was surreal, not being able to turn on Sky Sports without hearing his name mentioned along with the names of players he grew up idolizing. Stiles couldn’t believe that this was his life.
Hey guys! If you’ve been hanging around here for the last few weeks, you’ve heard about the Sterek Campaign’s Hiatus Project, their Fic Club, and have seen the posts in the blog's fic club tag. It’s basically a list of all the fics you guys love and sent in for the tropes they asked for.
This week will be seeing College and Fake Relationship.
The Sterek Campaign will be announcing two new tropes on their blog, so you should go check it out.
This will be the last list I'll be posting for Fic Club, but you can head over to sterekhobrienfics next week for theirs! Thanks a lot to everyone who participated and to the Sterek Campaign!
Now, here are the 99 fics (57 College & 42 Fake Relantionship)
COLLEGE (57)
5 Times Stiles & Derek's Classmates Noticed They Were in a Committed Relationship and 1 Time Stiles Noticed
T | 1/1 Chapters | 2825 words | by Survivah
In which Derek and Stiles are college roommates, and everyone saw this coming before they did.
“How do you even get up there?” Scott asks skeptically. Loft beds are tricky enough on their own, he doesn’t know what possessed Derek and Stiles to push theirs together. Why would anybody try to create a king-sized loft bed in a teensy tiny dorm room?
A Broken Heart Is Blind
M | 1/1 Chapters | 5327 Words | by halona
College AU - When Lydia dumps Stiles to get back with Jackson, Stiles rebounds with Derek, his former TA. It was just supposed to be a one night stand, but they're both a little confused about what the rules for those are.
An Awkward Love
G | 11/11 Chapters | 16069 Words | by divenire
Derek is an awkward first year student, his best friend Erica works in the library part time and Jackson is by far the worst roommate ever. And then there’s this boy - Stiles - who won’t leave Derek alone.
Baking My Way Into Your Heart
M | 22/22 Chapters | 178630 Words | by theSilence
Derek is an uptight college student, all work and no play. His carefully scheduled life is thrown kilter when his regular barista is replaced with someone new.
Broken Bottles Shine Just Like Stars (Make A Wish Anyway)
Not Rated | 7/7 Chapters | 13544 Words | by myheartsinks
"...Why is that one jar over there filled with twenty dollar bills?"
"That's the douchebag jar. And Jackson was over last weekend."
In which Cora and Stiles are roommates.
Call Me, Maybe (but not in the library)
E | 12/12 Chapters | 23840 Words | by bibliosexual
There’s a long pause, and then: “You’re not Erica.”
Stiles can’t help it. He snorts. “Yeah, no, dude, that’d be pretty difficult since I’m a guy.”
AU where Stiles is an undergrad at UCLA and Derek works in the university library.
Circle Yes or No
E | 1/1 Chapters | 23191 Words | by blacktofade
Stiles is a TA for Professor Morrell's class, where Derek happens to be a mature student.
College: A Slippery (and Cuddly) Slope
M | 1/1 Chapters | 15566 Words | by keskasi
“You were wrapped around that body pillow like a shipwrecked mermaid. Wait, no. Like a koala. Or something!”
Being away from home sucks; Stiles just wants to make it suck a little bit less for himself and his roommate Derek. He maybe gets in a little over his head, but saying no to Derek is hard, okay?
Cupboard Love
G | 2/2 Chapters | 32682 Words | by mklutz
He’s carefully balancing the sandwiches and the two biggest tupperware containers he could find that both had functioning lids when the front door opens and he almost drops everything right there in front of the stupid fountain.
If that’s Derek Hale, he’s definitely not a mountain man.
Darts of Pleasure
E | 1/1 Chapters | 6672 Words | by wearing_tearing
Stiles is naked.
He’s naked in a room that’s not his and in a bed that’s not his and there’s a hand lying flat against his lower stomach that’s most definitely one hundred percent absolutely not his.
Desperate But Not Serious
E | 1/1 Chapters | 13257 Words | by sofonisba_found
Stiles is one of the more memorable students in the undergrad Psych class that Derek is assigned to as a TA, and he's not sure if that's a good or a bad thing. But when Derek finds Stiles starring on a certain website, his feelings become much more clear.
even a bad cup of coffee (is better than no coffee at all)
E | 1/1 Chapters | 13428 Words | by vlieger
AU where Derek and Laura stay in New York and open a coffee shop after the fire, and Stiles meets them when he moves there for college.
Fireman Derek's Crazy Pie [Cheeseburger Baby]
T | 1/1 Chapters | 17698 Words | by owlpostagain
“He can't blame me for the fact that I live in a building full of people united in the singular effort to ogle Hot Fireman as often as humanly possible."
Laura laughs, loud and echoing in the empty restaurant.
"Hot firemen can make a girl do crazy things," she agrees, nodding towards her brother's name on the menu. "Derek won't let me date anyone from his company, but that doesn't mean I can't appreciate the eye candy."
"Send them my way," Stiles suggests, finally loading up a forkful of pie. "Apparently I'm incompetent enough that I need to be babysat at all times, because it would be cheaper than dispatching a truck every time I try to use a kitchen appliance."
Floor Meetings
T | 1/1 Chapters | 1991 Words | by flitterflutterfly
Because college is where you learn who you’re going to be, who you’re really going to be. Where Stiles has an obsession with lycanthropy, Jackson confesses the secret he’s been keeping hidden for so long, Scott crushes hard, Danny sighs, Lydia goes to frat parties, Allison joins the archery team, and Derek is the super hot, super moody RA who might just bring together the whole floor.
Fools Rush In
M | 1/1 Chapters | 3320 Words | by grangerbutstranger
Stiles drags Scott to rush week. Things go downhill from there.
Golden Ratio
M | 1/1 Chapters | 5207 Words | by umabralillium
Derek gets distracted by a professor holding class on the lawn. Then an art bomb drops on him and Things Happen.
Green Means Go (and Sex)
E | 1/1 Chapters | 5319 Words | by literaryoblivion
Stiles is more than a little disappointed to see a sea of red and yellow when he enters the party. He is already halfway through his second semester of college, and he has yet to have anything remotely resembling a hookup, not even a steamy make-out session with some over the pants groping. He thinks maybe he shouldn't have come expecting anything else at a stoplight party on Valentine's Day.
Only… he saw a certain someone named Derek Hale post on Facebook that he was coming to this party, and Stiles kind of wanted to see what color he was wearing and fantasize about possibly having a chance with him.
Hands Too Shaky to Hold
M | 1/1 Chapters | 14415 Words | by dedougal
When Derek shows up late to his art class, the last person he expects to see modeling is Stiles.
He Gets Me High
E | 1/1 Chapters | 11562 Words | by talktowater
Stiles and Derek act like a couple. But they're not. Seriously! Derek has a boyfriend and Stiles has a girlfriend. They're just friends, overly-attached and possessive friends, but that's it. Right?
Hot for Teacher('s Aide)
T | 1/1 Chapters | 8050 Words | by linksofmemories
“He invited you to his apartment.”
“To do a lesson plan.”
“Yeah and to probably lesson your plan while you’re there,” Scott said, waggling his eyebrows.
“That made no sense, but you still managed to make it sound dirty,” Stiles said. “I’m impressed.”
I Hope By the Morning
M | 5/5 Chapters | 21463 Words | by andnowforyaya
From the bathroom came sounds of the guy brushing his teeth. Stiles rubbed the fifty dollar bill between his fingers and felt cheap. "Dude, I'm not taking your money."
The guy spat and turned the faucet on. "Take the money. You said you lived in Queens last night? Who the hell lives in Queens."
The fifty seemed gritty in his fingers, but he put it in the back pocket of his ridiculously tight jeans, anyway. That was, like, a five-hour shift at the coffee shop where he worked, Common Grounds, with tips. "And don't call me 'dude,'" the guy continued, turning off the faucet. "I'm not your college bro. It's Derek."
i want to say all those things that would be better unsaid
E | 1/1 Chapters | 24552 Words | by aeneapsych
Derek is a lonely professor who decides to call a phone sex line.
Stiles is a poor grad student who needs to make a living somehow.
"One night stands were never this good. Hell, his previous relationships were never this good. Derek was so screwed, but right now he didn't care."
ice ice baby
E | 1/1 Chapters | 9468 Words | by chupachups
Boyd’s eyebrows shoot upwards, like he was really not expecting that answer. “And that would be why?”
“Um,” Derek hums and decides he can at least try lying, if nothing. “Well, you see, I thought there might be some useful stuff for us, they’re skaters after all too, right, but with different techniques and all so I was – “
“There’s someone in the class you’re interested in?”
“There’s someone in the class I’m interested in.”
I’ll Make The Time
Gen | 1/1 Chapters | 2498 Words | by sarcasticfishes
Stiles had a schedule; he had a strict schedule that he adhered to without exception because he didn’t have time to do it any other way. In fact, sitting down at a rickety wooden table to watch his spin cycle and sip his coffee was arguable the only definite downtime he got during the week.
Intro To Art for NonMajors
NR | 1/1 Chapters | 13489 Words | by otatop
Derek has one more class to pass before he can finish his degree but he can't bring himself to give a shit about art. He can, however, give a shit about his professor.
It's Called a Heart Boner
M | 1/1 Chapters | 26784 Words | by RemainNameless
In which everyone and everything ever in the history of the world is trying to ruin Derek's life before he can finish his master's, especially his evil twin sister, his weird ability to start relationships on accident, his best friend's obsession with his sex life, people with dimples, his subsequent inability to end relationships, manipulative sorority queens, and oh yeah, that stupid drunk ass freshman he keeps running into.
OR
The five times Derek saves a very drunk Stiles and the one time Stiles saves him back.
Life on the Hill
E | 2/2 Chapters | 40613 Words | by disseria
Stiles is a first-year at St. Anselm's School of Religion. Fourth-year Derek Hale is a recluse who wants nothing to do with him, or anyone else, for that matter. Stiles has no problem keeping his distance, until one night, when no one else is around, Derek asks if they can study together.
Stiles' life will never be the same.
"I always say you need to follow your heart."
- Dr. Melissa Ponzio
'Linski's Late Night Antidote To Lame
T | 1/1 Chapters | 13865 Words | by WhoNatural
Where Stiles has his own college radio show, and the mysterious, faceless Derek is his number one fan.
Also there's this really hot guy he keeps meeting in the library who totally hates his guts.
Losers
M | 1/1 Chapters | 34234 Words | by stilinskisparkles
Where Derek is new to college, eager to spend his time learning, and Stiles is everything he didn't want in a room mate. He's loud, he's into sports, and he keeps trying to make Derek do things.
Or, the one where Derek falls for a jock, Erica will cut you if you disturb her studying, and Jackson is a closeted romantic who pretends to hate everything.
Love Comes in Spurts
E | 5/5 Chapters | 26238 Words | by talktowater
Stiles has always had sort of a hero worship thing going on with Scott's step-brother Derek so moving into a house with him freshman year was basically fulfilling a childhood fantasy. Discovering how Derek was putting himself through college, well that was a whole other fantasy that Stiles didn't even know he had.
Mate of the Literary Soul
G | 1/1 Chapters | 4269 Words | by thewolfthatwrites
What kind of idiot would put their phone number out there in the world for any stranger to call?
Miles Away
M | 1/1 Chapters | 12509 Words | by sori
Maybe it should have felt like a bad thing, realizing that his pack wasn’t actually his anymore. He didn’t really want to admit that the day he looked around and saw Scott taking care of everyone, Derek breathed easily for the first time since he’d met Kate Argent.
(Story contains general season 3 spoilers, but doesn't follow strict season 3 canon.)
No Homo
E | 11/11 Chapters | 84064 Words | by RemainNameless
Stiles' sophomore year starts something like this:
3 FourLokos
+ 1 peer-pressuring cat
- 1 best bro to end all best bros
= 1 Craigslist ad headline that reads "str8 dude - m4m - strictly platonic".
Derek is the fool who replies.
Quaking Aspen
M | 1/1 Chapters | 4667 Words | by popfly
College!AU where Stiles is a fine arts major who decides to take a sculpture class because the instructor, Professor Hale, is hot. He spends a lot of time sketching Derek instead of paying attention to the lecture parts of the class, but he still aces his final project.
Reach Out
E | 1/1 Chapters | 20246 Words | by weathervaanes
Or, In Which Stiles Falls in Love Twice...With the Same Person
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Stiles sees the flyer on his very last day at Beacon Hills High School. It’s hanging, unassuming, in the hall near the front entrance along with bulletins and other flyers, advertisements, posters for free student concerts, but the fact that the word “sex” is written in a font two times larger than the rest of the page catches his attention.
It’s an advice hotline for a whole range of things, from teenage angst to how to deal with your parents telling you you’re adopted and a whole mess in the middle. Stiles thinks it’s funny, though, that they offer advice on sexuality and sex education. It makes sense on the one hand, since high school sex ed does jack shit for actual learning, but anyone who really wants to know stuff has an infinite source of knowledge right on their phone—the internet.
So it starts off as a joke.
Reese’s Are Made For Two
Gen | 1/1 Chapters | 2206 Words | by amazingpages
Stiles has a crush on the local convenience store cashier. Stiles also makes a fool out of himself with his increasingly embarrassing purchases.
Rhythm in the Beat of Your Drums
T | 1/1 Chapters | 7754 Words | by fiarra
Second year graduate student Derek Hale just wants to pass his qualifying exam and avoid undergrads. He wasn't expecting his new neighbors' cover band, or Stiles. He definitely wasn't expecting Stiles.
Simple Math
G | 1/1 Chapters | 6677 Words | by lizzstomania
"It's just math, Derek. It's me and you; it’s not rocket science and it's not Shakespeare. It's basic arithmetic and you, for some ungodly reason, never bothered to learn to add."
Sparks
E | 1/1 Chapters | 17190 Words | by thepsychicclam
Derek is a librarian at one of the few supernatural universities in the country, and his student worker turns out to be none other than grad student Stiles. And it doesn't take long before they start dating. Stiles is a gifted spark, but he keeps hanging out with people who are into dark magic, and Derek's worried.
Special Collections
E | 1/1 Chapters | 16423 Words | by hannah_baker
Stiles Stilinski is a senior in college working on his thesis. Derek Hale is the grumpy (though inhumanely attractive) special collections librarian. All they needed was a common interest to spark a friendship that becomes more than either of the bargained for.
that’ll be the day
T | 1/1 Chapters | 2214 Words | by castielsvein
In which Scott and Stiles eat at a hella expensive restaurant, Derek's their waiter, and the macaroons cost three bucks a pop.
The Chemistry Between Us
E | 1/1 Chapters | 26041 Words | by coffeeinallcaps
Meeting Derek Hale wasn’t special, or frightening, or any of the other things everyone had made it out to be. It was, actually, pretty much the opposite. Stiles didn’t even realize the guy was Derek Hale until the moment had passed. Derek: the most infamous student at Beacon Hills University. Stiles: the freshman who falls for him anyway. Awkward encounters, concerned friends, and lots of not-so-casual sex ensue. (A ‘fuckbuddies to lovers’ college AU.)
The Company I Keep
E | 19/19 Chapters | 67551 Words |by secondstar
Stiles has a favorite table at the library. Then some asshole comes along and steals it from him.
The Future's Open Wide
T | 1/1 Chapters | 4147 Words | by cheesewithmy
AU. Stiles snaps his fingers, rocking forward on the chair and grinning, “Oh, oh man, Derek’s the Magneto of werewolf rights! You’ve been invited the join the Brotherhood of Evil Werewolves.”
The Hazards (and Benefits) of Channel-Surfing on Friday Nights
M | 1/1 Chapters | 12175 Words | by herbeautifullie
He's watching TV over the edge of his laptop when Scott brings up the fact that he's still a lonely loser in his third year of college without a boyfriend which, while being completely true, is really fucking unappreciated. It sparks a desperate need to save what little manhood Stiles has and, before he knows it, he's blurting, "I totally have a boyfriend, dude. Shows how much you know."
How was he supposed to know Scott would doubt him? It's not Stiles' fault that someone named Derek Hale really exists. It's also not his fault when his lie grows legs and runs so far he can't find it until it's too late – too late and standing right in front of him, gorgeous and annoyed and not at all the person Stiles made him up to be.
Yeah, this could get bad.
The Pope Would Brag
T | 1/1 Chapters | 1195 Words | by Hatteress
The thing is, Derek’s really, really hot. Like, insane levels of attraction. What with the leather and the cheekbones and the stubble and the ass — oh god, that ass — Stiles can’t really be blamed, at all for freaking bragging.
Now if only his college friends actually believed Derek existed.
The Right Number
T | 8/8 Chapters | 30377 Words | by kyaticlikestea
When Stiles Stilinski's phone gets switched at the gym, he really just wants it back. The last thing he's expecting is to fall hopelessly in lust with the guy who's got his phone.
So, of course, that's exactly what happens.
There is a Brotherhood
E | 3/3 Chapters | 21004 Words | by minusoneday
So far, college has taught Stiles three things:
1) Eight am classes are cruel and unusual and should be avoided at all costs, even if it means having to enroll in something truly hideous instead, like Econ 101.
2) Dorm security is just as tight as Stiles’ orientation leader had promised it would be, and the dude guarding Scott’s dorm in particular does not respond well to bribes.
3) Mrs. McCall clearly had no clue what she was talking about when she’d insisted that Scott and Stiles needed to branch out and room with strangers, so it’s all her fault that Scott ended up with a total dick of a roommate and Stiles got stuck all the way across campus with some guy who has a girlfriend two towns over and is thus never around.
Or, the one where pledge brothers Stiles and Scott start a prank war with Derek Hale's fraternity.
Triple Shot Pumpkin Spice Latte
E | 1/1 Chapters | 20468 Words | by coffeeinallcaps
"For two years, Stiles had very much enjoyed his position as Guidance Counselor at his old college. The pay was all right, the students who came to see him were interesting, and his work was challenging and diverse. …Or so it used to be, before some guy named Professor Hale joined the staff."
AU in which guidance counselor Stiles has to deal with all the students crushing on the elusive and infuriating Professor Hale. This was meant to be a light-hearted winter fic, but some emotional angst slipped in here and there.
This Isn't Control
E | 1/1 Chapters | 12850 Words | by secondstar
Stiles ends up taking a 'Sex, Sexuality, and Society' class with one of his favorite teachers and discovers that his thesis for his term paper means more to him than just the grade.
Underneath
M | 1/1 Chapters | 1770 Words | by hazelandgasz
Prompt for Sterek! Human college AU where Derek is socially awkward and has scars from the fire that he's self conscious about.
We started as strangers
M | 1/1 Chapters | 5225 Words | by Kru
Five times Stiles visits Derek and that one time he manages to stay there for the night.
When Beds Break
M | 1/1 Chapters | 1083 Words | by stileskolpath
"Yup, it’s definitely broken." Stiles rubbed the back of his neck and set down the little tool that had come pre-packaged with the cheap, swedish bed frame he had bought earlier that day.
"Only you could break it before you even put it together." Derek barely looked up from his book as he mocked his roommate’s lack of technical prowess. Stiles glared at him angrily.
"Can I maybe, just…?" Stiles gestured at the expanse of unused comfy-looking mattress-space open next to his roommate on the only functional bed in the apartment.
Derek glared at him over the top of his book. “Nope.”
When I Said I Wanted Love To Knock Me Off My Feet, I Didn’t Mean That Literally
T | 1/1 Chapters | 1919 Words | by Meeya8587
Stiles would like to file an official complaint about the day in general even though it’s barely past 11am because today sucks. He’d turned his alarm off instead of putting it on snooze, making him late by a good 20 minutes! The coffee shop had been out of his favorite banana muffins and had screwed up his order. Which had wound up all over his best white shirt when the hottest guy Stiles had ever seen crashed into him, grumbled "Watch where you’re going" and stomped away without a backwards glance!
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Stiles is having a bad day but then he meets the new english lit. professor and his day gets better!
You and Your Stupid, Perfect Smile
M | 1/1 Chapters | 8881 Words | by Omni
The last thing Stiles expected to see that morning was the guy he'd been crushing hard on for months standing there dripping wet and practically naked.
The last thing he wanted was to have to buddy up to the guy for the sake of his roommate, Erica, who had evidently started dating him.
The last thing he'd ever intended was to come between them.
you know how much i hate waiting around
T | 2/2 Chapters | 7496 Words | by calculus
The Hale's bakery is a fairly popular breakfast spot for New York's finest and grumpiest students, due to both Derek's incredibly delicious pastries and their ever-popular Muffin Mondays.
Stiles, though, comes in Tuesdays.
Your Lifelong Membership is Free
E | 3/3 Chapters | 28544 Words | by minusoneday
Uncle Peter’s spent years regaling Derek with tales of his time as President of the Alphas. Derek’s paid close attention, because Peter’s stint as President is a pretty comprehensive guide on ‘How to Successfully Run a Fraternity into the Ground,’ so Derek plans to do the opposite of what Peter did.
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A Derek POV to There is a Brotherhood. In which Derek's life is hard.
FAKE RELATIONSHIP (42)
A deliberate fake boyfriend trope
M | 6/6 Chapters | 19278 Words | by lheadley
“What?” Scott was defensive. “You agreed Stiles was the best choice to chair BHIP-Co. You wanted someone impartial to make the pack cooperation work.”
Derek rolled his eyes at the abbreviation. “You were the idiot that bought him the gavel.”
A Strong Heart and a Nerve of Steel
E | 1/1 Chapters | 21285 Words | by lupinus, uraneia
Stiles and Derek wake up married in Vegas. Well, they would have if it was legal.
In which Stiles is the president's son, Derek is his bodyguard, and Papa President orders them to pretend to be in love for the sake of gay rights.
Or in which uraniea and lupinus combine meeting the Hales, President Papa, waking up married, fake/pretend relationship, First Boy Stiles, and bodyguard Derek into one fic.
A Story To Tell The Grandcubs
E | 2/2 Chapters | 3625 Words | by mass_hipgnosis
Stiles asks the stranger standing next to him at the bar for help avoiding his creepy ex boyfriend. Written for a prompt at teenwolfkink.
According to Plans
E | 6/6 Chapters | 72744 Words | by eldee
Five times Stiles and Derek pretend to be boyfriends, and the one time they didn't have to pretend at all. (Or: in which Stiles' plan for senior year is completely ruined by a supernatural creature stalking him.)
All I Want is The Taste That Your Lips Allow
E | 1/1 Chapters | 28125 Words | by ionsquare
It wasn’t supposed to go this far. Derek never thought in pretending to be in a relationship with Stiles Stilinski that he’d actually fall in love with him. In the beginning it was so simple, all the pretending, but slowly, things began to unravel.
All Questions Put To Rest
E | 1/1 Chapters | 8317 Words | by dedougal
Their office was the best kind of office. Then a guy walked past the open door and the bottom dropped out of Stiles’s life.
And I May Be Foolish To Fall As I Do
E | 8/8 Chapters | 77682 Words | by refuse_to_sink
Derek Hale is a SMEA (Supernatural and Mythical Enforcement Agency) agent and a string of unusual murders in NYC are found connected to those popping up in LA. With Scott and Stiles in tow from New York... Well they become the number one murder suspects and Derek has to go undercover and pretend to date Stiles to make a break in the case.
A Wolf and I
Not Rated | 1/1 Chapters | 5903 Words | by Pyjamagurl
When the Sheriff assumes that Derek and Stiles are dating, he invites them on the Stilinski annual camping trip. The problem? Derek and Stiles aren’t actually dating… yet.
Barking Up the Right Tree
E | 3/3 Chapters | 26166 Words | by spookywoods
Stiles is planning to survive parading around Beacon Hills as his best friend's fiance for the sake of her career and family. He can be straight for Laura, he owes her this. He can be terribly charming when he wants to be. That is until he spends a heated night with a handsome stranger from his flight, who isn't at all who he seemed to be.
Be True To Who You Are
E | 1/1 Chapters | 3096 Words | by dedougal
Five times Derek and Stiles were pretend boyfriends and one time they were less pretend.
Best Laid Plans of Wolves and Men
T | 1/1 Chapters | 2026 Words | by Jerakeen
Maybe murder seems better to Derek than being Stiles Stilinski's pretend boyfriend.
Brilliant & Ridiculous
M | 1/1 Chapters | 10475 words | by maderr
All Derek wanted was for the woman to leave him alone and ring up his groceries. How that led to her thinking Stiles is his boyfriend is something he blames on Stiles and his inability to stay out of trouble for five minutes.
can't be hateful, gotta be grateful
T | 1/1 Chapters | 6260 Words | by HalfFizzbin
"Be cool, Dad, we've decided to con Grandma."
(Or, the one where the Stilinski men drag Derek to Thanksgiving dinner at Grandma's and she gets the right wrong idea.)
Deck the Hales with Mistletoe and Holly
M | 10/10 Chapters | 32827 Words | by tryslora
Stiles recognizes that there are a number of reasons why this is a bad idea.
or
The one where Stiles manages to somehow imply that he might be dating his exceedingly hot TA for freshman lit, and ends up inviting him home for the holidays (along with his two crazy sisters) and really hopes that Lydia doesn't find out he was lying and kill him before maybe he can make it so he's not lying after all…
Don We Now Our Gay Fake Boyfriends
T | 1/1 Chapters | 14575 words | by relenafanel
“What happened to your sweet Camaro?” Stiles asked.
“His sister borrowed it,” Erica said cheerfully. “Drove to Lake Tahoe for the holidays and left him here without transportation and fending for himself.”
This was... perfect, actually. Stiles needed a fake date and Derek needed a drive. “I’ll tell you what, I’ll drive you to and from the party and in return I get to tell Mrs. Gordon you’re my date.”
“Fine.” Derek nodded.
Yes! Stiles had a fake date to the Holiday Party!
Don’t Worry Baby
E | 1/1 Chapters | 20276 Words | by kalpurna
"You know you're allowed to ask for vanilla sex, right?" he says, afterwards. "We can do whatever you want. That's kind of the point."
Derek doesn't respond.
Easy Alpha
T | 1/1 Chapters | 4602 Words | by interropunct
Easy A/Teen Wolf AU. Wherein, Derek Hale is the high school slut, Jackson and Scott really need to learn to use their inside voices. And, contrary to pouplar belief, everyone is still a virgin.
Electricity In the Contact
E | 6/6 Chapters | 27067 Words | by ladyblahblah
In which Derek has been invited to the Greater Pacific Northwest Alpha Symposium (that's not what it's called, Stiles, stop saying that), and showing up unattached would mean an arranged marriage. When the rest of the pack objects, he agrees to let Stiles come along to pose as his mate. Derek is reasonably sure that he's not going to make it out of this weekend alive.
Fake It (till you make a mess of it)
T | 1/1 Chapters | 932 Words | by Jerakeen
Oh, I will fake relationship the crap out of you, Stiles had said when Scott asked them to do this and Derek had rolled his eyes, thinking of all the over-the-top lovey-dovey crap that was undoubtedly coming his way.
He’d had no frickin’ clue.
Father Knows Best
T | 1/1 Chapters | 5984 Words | by Pookaseraph
Sheriff Stilinski has finally figured out the cause of the rift between them: his son's gay, and he's effectively cut that line of communication. Being the good father that he is, he tries to make sure Stiles knows that he can tell him anything, especially about Derek Hale. Their wires seem to have gotten crossed somewhere.
For Love is Not Ours to Command
E | 1/1 Chapters | 18536 Words | by weathervaanes
Where Derek's skills at thinking on his feet mean that he and Stiles have to act. For the sake of Stiles' dad, of course, for the sake of the pack. No personal interest interference at all, whatsoever. Right.
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“Why does my dad say that you and your boyfriend are a bad influence on me?”
“What?”
“Yeah, what boyfriend? Dude, you are not allowed to not tell me crap like this. You didn't think I'd like be a douchebag or something. Right?”
“No, wait, what? I have no boyfriend.”
“He says you were with him at the police station.”
Stiles blinks. “Uhm. Oh shit.”
Gravity's Got Nothing on You
E | 11/11 Chapters | 83980 Words | by zosofi
“Three weeks,” Derek says.
“Still don’t want to,” Stiles says.
“I’ll pay you,” Derek says, and that… that has Stiles interested. Alf’s Antique’s may be a great job, but it’s not a high-paying job, and half of Stiles’s tuition is coming from financial aid, so…
“How much,” Stiles asks, “are we talking here? Because I know your family, dude. And it’ll be kind of awkward after.“
“My family thinks you’re some sort of fucking gift to the world,” Derek seethes, like he’s jealous, “they’ll probably be pissed at me when we break it off, so don’t worry about that. Five hundred bucks.”
“A thousand,” Stiles says, because screw ethics. Also, the Hale family is loaded. Derek can deal.
He’s Not Mine
E | 19/19 Chapters | 68534 Words | by Sunnee
Derek comes home to find an abandoned werebaby on his front porch and Stiles volunteers to help him out. Surprisingly, that is just the beginning of his problems.
History, Like Gravity
E | 1/1 Chapters | 26691 Words | by cutloosemcgoose
If Derek’s life were a romantic comedy—which it’s really, really not, what with all the murder, mayhem, and supernatural elements—it would inevitably feature the moment when Erica brings Stiles home and he and sees, for the first time ever, not a gawky, uncoordinated teenager with a penchant for graphic tees and plaid, but a young man, taller than Derek now, with broad shoulders and large, capable hands that finally match the rest of him. Stiles would be walking down a staircase in slow-motion and Derek would feel the world tilt on its axis while his entire perspective on life underwent a paradigm shift. Stiles would be looking at something or someone else, and he’d laugh before his gaze shifted back to Derek and when their eyes met, it would feel like being struck by lightning. Like getting hit by the thunderbolt.
last night's dress (tiptoe out of this mess)
M | 1/1 Chapters | 16730 Words | by hito
Written for a prompt on the kinkmeme.
TFLN: My dad just asked me if my booty call guy that comes over at 3am and leaves at 6 would like to stay for Sunday brunch next week. You in?
Liar Liar
M | 4/4 Chapters | 26172 Words | by Scruffy_Wolf
Derek didn't even like Stiles Stilinski, but with Laura paying him a surprise visit he needed a pretend partner and he needed onefast. Stiles just happened to be in the right place at the right time.
Completely coincidentally of course; it didn't have anything to do with the crush Derek had on Stiles for months. That was purely physical anyway.
Life Could Be Simple (But You Never Fail To Complicate It Every Single Time)
T | 1/1 Chapters | 1048 Words | by Swing Set in December (swing_set13)
This fake relationship escalated quite quickly.
Mistletoe Never Lies
E | 8/8 Chapters | 19220 Words | by CarolineLahey
Derek Hale loves his family, he really does. He just wishes they weren't so determined to set him up. When he finally blurts out that he has a boyfriend, and quickly gives his mother the name of the barista at his local coffee shop as his "boyfriend", he figures that buys him a little peace.
He probably should have been paying attention to the part of the conversation where he agreed to bring Stiles home for Christmas to meet the family.
Nobody Does It Better
T | 1/1 Chapters | 2019 Words | by HalfFizzbin
“Blue Wolf, come in, Blue Wolf. You should really thank me for suggesting the pink tie, as it’s clearly bringing all the ladies to the yard.”
Not Your Disney Romance
M | 5/5 Chapters | 42065 Words | tylerfucklin (zimothy)
After a long-forgotten agreement of an arranged marriage between Derek and the daughter of another pack's alpha resurfaces, Stiles takes it upon himself to become the most amazing fake fiancé that a clueless, desperate alpha werewolf could wish for.
pretty in tents
M | 1/1 Chapters | 7657 Words | by kellifer_fic
Even though he’s making fun of it, Stiles thinks the whole thing sounds awesome and, like most stuff these days, the experience is going to be totally wasted on Scott.
Private Eyes (They're Watching You)
G | 1/1 Chapters | 1741 Words | by prettyasadiagram
She wonders idly if Stiles is in the know about werewolves now, or if sometime when she wasn’t paying attention, Stiles suddenly got game.
(Probably the former, she thinks, but the boy has always had potential.)
Quick, Give Me Something Profound
T | 1/1 Chapters | 2908 Words | by NineteenTwentyone
Stiles had always thought he would deal with this situation with a bit more dignity, should it ever arise. To be honest he had been hoping it wouldn't, but now that it has Stiles realises what a long shot assuming he could get out of this without embarrassing himself was. After all, when you run into your cheating scumbag of an ex for the first time since you broke up it's unlikely the meeting is going to go anything less than terrible for you...
Or, the Fake Boyfriends AU
Relationship Status: It's complicated
M | 1/1 Chapters | 4010 Words | by kellifer_fic
Okay, I know this is a huge stretch for you, but can you please pretend you're like, into me?
Sparkle Motion Speaking
M | 1/1 Chapters | 6818 Words | by coffeeinallcaps
Stiles. For the last time, we’re in witness protection, not part of some FBI undercover operation. There’s no code names involved. Capiche? In which Derek and Stiles pretend to be married for the sake of everyone’s wolvelihood.
“We – you and I – are going on an official date this Friday.”
“We went on an official date last weekend.”
“We went grocery shopping, Derek,” Stiles says. “We went grocery shopping and you managed to hold my hand for an incredibly unimpressive total of two seconds before freaking out and spending the rest of the trip bitchfacing at everyone. If I remember correctly you actually made the checkout girl cry.”
“Did not,” Derek says, scowling.
The Newlywed Game
M | 1/1 Chapters | 19569 Words | by Captain_Loki
Stiles is (still) single when the pack's getaway to the Caribbean comes by (oh misplaced optimism); lucky for him Derek is committed to being uncommitted and even after all these years is still powerless against Stiles' unique forms of persuasion.
Cue a romantic getaway for two: sun, sand, and sarcasm abound...and the two roped into competing in the Resort's version of the Newlywed game. Only it's completely obvious it's going to end in disaster. Probably homicide.
Most probably homicide.
Plot twist: It doesn't.
The Road to Self-Actualization Is Littered with F-Bombs
M | 1/1 Chapters | 24811 Words | by blue_fjords
It's Stiles’s final Spring Break of his college career, and he's got plans to do a whole lot of nothing. But Derek has other plans for him, and before he knows it, Stiles is joining Derek to go undercover at a couples' retreat in a bid to catch a ring of thieves. It's the world's most perfect plan! Nothing could possibly go wrong!
we are drifting on a vast dark sea
M | 1/1 Chapters | 18899 Words | by grimm
A threat to the pack forces Stiles and Derek into pretending to be mates, and it's all fun and games until the line between pretend and reality blurs.
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Written for one of my AO3 auction winners, Susanne, who had no specific plot, but offered instead a list of possible plot devices. I chose "fake boyfriends" and "accidental soul bond."
We Knew Every Line
T | 1/1 Chapters | 7288 Words | by magneticwave
What happens at the North American Lycanthropy and Leadership Symposium stays at the North American Lycanthropy and Leadership Symposium. // Or, Stiles is totally going to be the best fake boyfriend ever. According to Allison and Lydia, he and Scott rate 17/20 in believability and 19/20 in cuteness. They’ve got this shit locked down.
While You Were Sleeping
T | 1/1 Chapters | 19441 Words | by thecheekydragon
Stiles’ life takes a turn when he is mistaken for the fiancé of the woman whose life he saves. Things start to get really complicated, though, when Stiles starts to fall for Laura’s twin brother, Derek.
With or Without You
T | 13/13 Chapters | 62556 Words | by KouriArashi
Derek thinks that the mating rituals are overly romanticized bullshit, but claiming a mate and defending them from challengers is something werewolves do, and his pack can't afford to appear weak after the fire. Especially not when Deucalion and his friends are in town for the rituals. Enter Stiles Stilinski, who offers to let Derek claim him so he won't be overrun at the ceremonies. Nothing goes as expected.
Won't Treat You Like You're Typical
Not Rated | 1/1 Chapters | 12037 Words | by Zee (orphan_account)
"You think this is funny?" Derek says, turning his glare on Stiles' stupid smirking face.
"I think it's hilarious," Stiles says, shrugging when Derek looks incredulous. "Dude, it's not like it's forever, we'll just have a few sleepovers until the hunters see that all the werewolves in town are properly tamed by their human mates and move on. And then I'll have an awesome who-I-did-over-Summer-vacation story when Fall Semester starts!"
