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it always tickles me how full of piss and vinegar everyone is when Henry walks into the room in Pirkstein. (well, except Dadzig, he's always chill) Hanush bickers with the priest and also casually mocks Henry, Bernard is so angry at Henry for some reason that he even stands up from the table, the priest is like "your parents are in purgatory you worm" and don't even get me started about Hans, just look at him being a gremlin
dudes I just got here what the hell lmao
me in 2018 knowing nothing about kcd except watching a couple of completely out of context random videos showing off some funny bugs: doesn't look like my kind of game and the protagonist looks a little derpy haha, and now I will forget about this game for several years
me in 2025: both of these games were made for me and i will commit murder for Henry
my screenshot folder is like 90% just adoring shots of Henry
is it a little bit fucked that Robard and Bernard casually send Henry to clear out whole ass camps? it feels a little bit fucked to me lol
down the line - sure, Henry is a beast, but these activities are available right from the start and like, dude, yesterday you yelled at me for walking into a room wrong and then you were miffed that a peasant boy isn't immediately amazing with a sword. how do you think I'm gonna fare against a camp of murderers? oh well, gonna go throw turnips at them or something
and I love how when Henry comes back with the trophies these dickheads are surprised too. what, were you expecting me to die? why send me at all then? send your garrison of gigachads!
Mutt Handling System ™ is for sure better in kcd2. I'm sure everyone knows the futile helpless fury seizing you when you try to gather a herb/talk to a person/loot a corpse in kcd1 and all of a sudden - poof, black screen. and then. dog. you're talking to dog
I really appreciate new quick dog talking button. not to mention the actual animated dog pats
HOWEVER
what on earth happened to the feeding. why does it just fail sometimes? and leaves my poor hungry dog standing over a piece of meat looking me in the eye like "and for what, Henry?"
also fuck you, whoever was responsible for infinitely rolling sacks of dried meat. you scoundrel
best fish
right, so I've started my hardcore playthrough and the first thing I see in the prologue is this absolute chad T-posing on me to assert dominance
what, you think I'm gonna crumble, huh?
hoooooo
I'm a little sad, no more achievements :c but then again I'm gonna go for kcd1 completion after this playthrough, so the story ain't over
one of my favourite things to do in kcd2 is to pick a side whenever I see some random npcs brawling and join the fuck in
whoever's side you choose is always so stoked to get backup lol
like, no idea who's this armour wearing and armed to the teeth fellow and why'd he drop everything to beat up Johnny for 3 groschen he owes me but help is help!
