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Michael "I'm not a violent dog, I don't know why I bite" Robinavitch 🤝Jack "It's not rotten work. Not to me, not if it's you" Abbot.

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F1 Racer!Robert "Bob" Floyd x Social Media!Reader x F1 Mechanic!Rhett Abbott.

MDI 18+ : nothing NSFW here but my blog is 18+.

This brain rot is has been violently encouraged by @sebsxphia and I can't be more thankful. I'm working on a blurp but it's slow going due to silly fingers. Please note that I have a casual understanding of F1 so if there are inaccuracies, that's 100% on me. I'm playing fast and loose with this. I have no experience with professional SM stuff so you can come for me over that too. All spelling and grammar issues are mine. My tenses are absolutely fucked. Enjoy. xo

Read more brain rot below:

Bob has been racing since he was a small tike. Go karts, dirt bikes, ect. As quiet as he is, he's a secret adrenaline junkie. He doesn't take too many crazy risks but he really likes the thrill. He's secretively competitive too and will kick your ass at Mario Kart every time without fail. He's worked his way up from the bottom to be in F1. I think he would drive for Red Bull because he would still be interested in planes and flying. He would do test piloting for them or a trainer for the test pilots since he's our favorite WSO. He's a fantastic teacher in more ways than one. ;) I think he would have served in the military at some point too, but idk what that timeline would look like. He would absolutely blow your secret relationship cover by kissing you after winning a championship. He can't help himself.

Rhett Abbott is our rough, rowdy, and grumpy mechanic on Bobby's team. I feel like someone went to one of his rodeos, talked to him afterwards about cars and said "I want this grumpy cat on our team." Rhett showed them the cars he's worked on, classic and newer. He has a passion with fiddling with things and making them run smoother. When he was offered an internship he was super nervous about leaving his teeny tiny town. He had never flown, hell he hadn't even seen the other side of the country. But he packed his bags, did his internship and never turned back. Rhett would test the durability of the car by bending you over it. (who cares that Bobby's car is worth millions of dollars).

Reader/You "Sunny" works for the same team the boys are on. This is pretty much a self insert bc I want to make silly videos with our favorites AND get paid. I've also seen the social media that red bull has done and I absolutely want to see the boys race swamp buggies and silly stuff like that. I know that Rhett would have to be Bobby's partner to do that which he could be (....hello another idea). Anyway I want them all to slowly fall in love and have fans be like "do you see what I'm seeing??" I want Sunny post thirst traps of the boys onto social media. (we all know they're out there). I want them to also have private thirst traps too. Sunny would give the fans what they want lol. Silly questions, hot edits, and much more. You absolutely wear merch with Bob's name on it. I want to make and sell the merch haha.

In conclusion: I'm in my F1 brain rot era (blame my partner) and I want my fictional boys to also be in F1. Drive fast, eat as- I mean drive fast eat grass :)

Don't repost my stuff or translate it or feed it into AI or I'll feed you to my bearded dragon.

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Tae heard your ex needs to disappear this Valentine's Day so she woke up and will get to work shortly.

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sunnysportsphoto: Weekends are for racing and photographing this guy. 😎#notbiasedatall #f1driver #f1racing #redbullracing

bobfloydoffical: thanks for always getting my good side!

sunnysportsphoto replied: thanks for always making it easy.

It was race day today and I saw the F1 movie last night (it was mid) so you know what that means! Beck makes a moodboard thinking about their favorite characters being in F1. I want to make a summer themed one now since they're going on summer break. (we're ignoring that red bull had a shit day today, please let me have this).

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Y'all it's almost 10pm and I'm trying to learn ventriloquism for story time. Why you ask? Because I thought it would be fun. 😭

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Gentle reminder: stop asking writers when the next chapter is coming out. It's great that y'all love their writing but they don't owe you new chapters. They're human with lives outside of Tumblr. Also their writing is FREE.

If I had someone constantly in my ask box asking when a new chapter was going to come out it would kill my interest to write. Be patient and be kind.

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Everyone say thank you to F1 weekend for this perfect photo I can use for my F1! Bob Floyd x Mechanic Rhett x SM! Reader (aka Sunny). Also say thank you to my partner who immediately sent me this to "use for my fanfiction." This is what true love looks like.

(Rhett hasn't liked the photo because he doesn't know how to use insta, typically you post for him 😅)

Also! Happy Pride Month to all you baddies! I will not let the state of my country stop me from celebrating myself and those that I love every day. I'm queer and I'm here to stay. I love you all. 🏳️‍🌈

✨Gentle reminder to the new people seeing my stuff my pronouns are they/them and I don't like feminine terminology used for me. (i.e. girlie, ma'am, sis, ect). ✨

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I really want to stop living through historic times. 😭