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Crazy how almost every single post on my dash is some kind of complaint about the update. I didn’t even see this level of posting for tumblr live or post+, but we HATE this hate this

#stfu kor #tumblr update

Ok that was probably the most fanfic-ass series events I’ve ever read in a published novel.

Aviendha, who is (to the audience; he’s convinced she hates him, for maximum tension and Jordan Oppositional Sexism Moments™️) very clearly in love with Rand and one of the three women he’s destined to marry according to Min, has been forced into sleeping in the same room as Rand for Plot Reasons

She decides to wash up in the room they’re unwillingly sharing (this should not be a problem for her, since she’s Aiel and Aiel are very comfortable being naked around people of other sexes, but this is conveniently forgotten for the scene)

Rand comes back early and finds her naked. She is horrifically flustered and embarrassed by this, yelling that she has to get away, and in her desperation makes a Traveling gate. Traveling is a completely lost talent that no Aes Sedai has been able to use since the Breaking of the World (even Rand, the fucking Dragon Reborn, can’t quite figure out how to Travel, though he can do something kind of close). She’s so freaked out she just does it by instinct though and she runs through. Naked

Her Traveling gate has conveniently opened into the middle of a blizzard in northern Seanchan. Seanchan is a massive fucking ocean away from where they are in inland Cairhien, and is very conveniently the worst possible nation in the world to Travel to, since they either kill or magically enslave anyone who can channel

Despite suddenly finding herself naked in a blizzard half a world away, she’s just so embarrassed that she keeps running away from the gate and Rand when he comes to get her out of the fucking blizzard. She then immediately stumbles onto a frozen lake and falls in

Rand must now pull her out of the frozen lake and warm her up. The gate is too far away by now for them to survive getting back to, naturally, so they have to wait out the storm. Rand uses the Power to create a super-strong igloo and heat the air, but oh no! She’s not warming up fast enough. The only choice is for him to get naked and cuddle with her, using body heat to warm her up (the only choice, because conveniently Rand does not know how to Heal)

This works incredibly well, and very fast. Aviendha wakes up completely fine (and apparently quite energized), with no frostbite or lost extremities or anything, despite running a mile in a blizzard and falling straight into a frozen lake, and upon waking up naked cuddling with Rand, can no longer run from her feelings for him

They have sex

Robert Jordan how did you write this *checks dates* fifteen years before AO3 was invented. I’ve read this exact storyline at least fifteen times from authors who have never even heard of the Wheel of Time. Also why. It’s so fucking jarring.

#there has never—that I’ve noticed—been any indication that Aviendha could Travel #literally all we know about her and the Power is that she’s incredibly strong. she’s very rarely channeled on page #and now she is in Seanchan. because she’s suddenly self conscious about being naked??#Robert Jordan there are ways to make characters have sex that fit with the rest of the narrative #you don’t have to construct an entire Scene Where They Have Sex. it could just happen normally if they both like each other that much #stfu kor #wheel of time #the wheel of time #the fires of heaven #rand al'thor #aviendha

He’s doing this while talking about the kind of magic he used to do… could mean nothing I’m sure

*EDIT: I HAVE NOT WATCHED CRITICAL ROLE CAMPAIGN 2. M9 ANIMATED IS THE ONLY THING I KNOW. PLEASE DO NOT TAG THIS POST WITH SPOILERS FROM THE CAMPAIGN.

#I HAVE NOT WATCHED CAMPAIGN 2. PLEASE DO NOT PUT SPOILERS ON THIS POST #looking back through his stuff in the episodes for more Evidence of my theory that I might have missed #and this jumped out at me EVEN MORE on rewatch #like I’ve SEEN that before #stfu kor #the mighty nein animated #m9 animated

It’s so hard being a Spider-Punk fan because the comics are overall uh. Not Good (rip the Spider-punk 2022 miniseries, only half decent story we ever got) and then ATSV blasted on the scene with like 15 minutes of Hobie as a side character with the best redesign, political commentary, characterization, and storyline that we never could have dreamed of. And then Spider-Punk comics, inspired by the sudden influx of interest in this fairly niche character come back with. Whitewashed blue-eyed Hobie and expect everyone to be ok with it

#the good spider-punk is out there… one day he will come home…#stfu kor #spider punk #hobie brown

Guy who has watched the show and knows how Bel Tine goes: uhoh

#no. trollocs be upon ye #stfu kor #the eye of the world #the wheel of time

COMPLETELY forgot about this bitch from TLOVM season 2 until my sister mentioned him yesterday but. Long-ass red hair, giant eyebrows, extremely sexual sense of humor, insanely powerful, disappears at will, calls himself “the traveler”, I KNOW WHO YOU ARE

#stfu kor #had to rewatch some of the Fey Realm episodes to make sure #but yeah that’s 100% the same guy #the mighty nein animated #the mighty nein show #m9 animated #this show has a lot of tags #Garmelie tlovm #the traveler m9 animated

Ok I know literally nothing else about shit-soaked Fantasy German wizard Caleb BUT he has a magic (ghost?) cat that he’s clearly willing to do anything for and that’s really all I need

#I appreciate that hardened thief Nott was also unable to resist the allure of Kitty #oh he’s got a cat? guess the huge murder suspect reward ain’t shit #stfu kor #the mighty nein animated #caleb widogast

So. Since “the queerest place on the internet” has the time to code in 10 separate like animations for pride month, surely it has time to undo the massive transfem bans too? In celebration of Pride month, which includes trans women? Surely?