Nov 29, 2016
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send ☾ for a good fucking night text
ELIANA: hey i was thinking abt u a lotELIANA: i mean like uh like us, the fake us ELIANA: actually scratch that idk what i was saying ELIANA: nvm goodnight pal :)
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send ☾ for a good fucking night text
ELIANA: hey i was thinking abt u a lotELIANA: i mean like uh like us, the fake us ELIANA: actually scratch that idk what i was saying ELIANA: nvm goodnight pal :)
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SEND ► FOR A FUCKING WRONG PERSON TEXT
[text]: listen up, buddy. the only reason i fucked you in the first place was because i felt bad for you. it was a sympathy fuck. but your dick is small and your aura is, like, dark green. not good. not good at all. stop fucking texting me, ass butt. jinkies. [text]: whoopsies. sorry, addie. your dick is amazing and your aura is on point. love ya.
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♚ : for a confessing voicemail
“ hey, i’m kinda really glad this went to voicemail ‘cause i sure as hell don’t have the guts to tell you in person. oh, completely unrelated, but you know how i got the dj to play your favorite song tonight about eleven shots in ? he didn’t believe i was actually invited and wouldn’t take my goddamn song request, so i had to fucking bribe him with like a quick lil blowjob. it was so out of character ––- and i liked it ! i’m still pretty wasted, i’m not gunna lie, but what i wanted to tell you was that i actually feel really relaxed around you. like a lot more myself than usual. also, you’re kinda cute when you get really into your white boy dancing, it’s a little bit adorable to watch. anyways, i think i’m gunna head to bed, thanks for tonight. ”
mocha hues fell to the carpet lining of the car as she anxiously awaited the pair’s very public, very falsified relationship. her fingers fiddled with the hem of her top, lips parting to release a rather quivering breath. “ look –- i know our managers think this is a kickass idea, but i’m not too keen on fabricating an entire relationship. i-i i just, well, it’s certainly not you, because goddamn. i’ve just never really done this before, i’m very new to the whole process. ” ( @stfuaddie )
addie's favorability if you please?
NEXT TIME YOU CANREQUEST A FAVORABILITY: MONDAY, 11/28
He could try harder. FIVE out of TEN.
Seems like the type of dude that’ll flash an old lady. TWO out of TEN.
another misunderstood creature. my favorite. you’ll be my little sundrop. EIGHT out of TEN.
Probably the only human i’ve ever studied who reminds me of Dionysus. I miss that bastard… NINE out of TEN.
He’s alright. SIX out of TEN.
stfuaddie replied to your post
“[[MOR] god damn it whenever i swap from contacts to glasses it takes...”
how many fingers am i holding up?
twelve and a half
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send “⁇” for a DRUNK text.
nina: i’m not sayin ug r fucking with me ? bu t i mm saying im permanently terrified that nobody actually genuinely wants 2 be my friend. s o IM ASKING for a friend . nina: pinky promsise u dont hate me please
Send “%” for a CURIOUS text.
nina: if this is super duper offensive or anything, please tell me!!! like i don’t wanna make u my token deaf friend but is it really hard to learn sign language? did it take you long, or did you just grow up learning it?
Send “$” for an ACCIDENTAL text.
nina: i swear to duck i f she doenst shut up in the nextnina: THAT WAS an embarrassingly unfinished text my B