MY HEART IS GOLDEN .

are you deranged like me ? are you strange like me ? lighting { m a t c h e s } just to swallow up the flame like me ? do you call yourself a fucking hurricane like me ? pointing fingers cause you'll N E V E R take the blame like me ? and all the people say, " you can't wake up, this is not a dream, you're part of a machine, you are not a human being, with your face all { m a d e } up, living on a screen, low on self esteem, so you run on g a s o l i n e. "

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i have to go have a meeting with my boss but i swear after that bullshit goes down, i’ll try and be on for a bit.

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okay so minnie ( her name’s minerva but we all call her minnie ) the dog will literally not stop farting. i’m seriously concerned and need to go fumigate my room with spray and then go to sleep. night !

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┊⊰-—- SHIP AESTHETIC 001. FEATURING ROBIN WINTER ( @robinwiinter ).

i’ll remember nights alone, and waking up to dial tones. always found my greatest moments In the sound of your hello's. now i struggle to recall the reasons you would come to leave. oh, { c a l a m i t y }.

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hello ! i’m here for an hour or two before hitting the sack. my best friend and i just made gingerbread houses while watching harry potter and eating taco bell. hers looks like it belongs in a magazine whereas two minutes after we finished mine fell over and is now in a pile. i call it abstract. also, i left half a taco on the counter and my dog ate it. now she has mad gas. sigh.

i have another christmas party to go to tomorrow night after work, but i’m hoping it’s over by 8pm. i work for a nonprofit ( we’re a children’s advocacy center that helps kids who’ve been sexually abused ) so we have lots of events where we smooze with the rich folk in an attempt to get donations. tomorrow is our gift exchange staff thing with the board of directors, who are all rich as fuck. i’m hoping i make out with a decent gift because i heard rumor the board president got my name !

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everything below this point is VOID for points.

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hi everyone ! sorry for poofing. i broke my computer and had a lot of christmas party crap to do ! i’m back now, and i’ve decided to make a list of all the members that are currently in the group ( taken from the spreadsheet ) and am going to message everyone about plotting. so, hopefully by the time we start back up i’ll have plots with everyone. sound pretty good ? okay, here’s my list. ( ----- means i’ve messaged a person about plotting, crossed out example mean that we’ve settled on a plot. )

Cleophus Drakos

Willow Ortega

Gabriella Miller

William Morettii

Leo Harries

Lochlan O'Leahry

Lolita VR

Alec Jay  -----

Mickey Donovan

Robin Winter

Jace Hendrix

Talan Grayson

Eden Faulkner

Adrianna Alvarado

Mason Caulfield

Vincent Avila

Logan Diaz

Nina Halstead

Erik Morningstar

Dorothea Carpenter

Delilah Beaumont

Gianna Parker

Isabella Lahey

Bay Daniels  -----

Atlas Rosier

Peyton Sage

Romy Hart

Adrian White

Ana Drivas

Jolene Binder -----

Sebastian Lawrence

Jackson Rivas

Arabella Collier

Esme Vanderbilt

Goo Jinah -----

Cerin Lovett

Seon Kijwa

Bailee Howard

Kendall Moore

Noah Collison

Wren Barlowe

Beau Caulfield

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i’m going to go watch a movie with my friend, then i’m gonna hit the hay. night everyone ! replies will come tomorrow.

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Anonymously tell me how you feel about me. I can't reply, I just have to read it and post it.

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She has the moon in her mind, that’s why stars spill off her lips.

Camille. -s.p.  (via paternalpadfoot)

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SEND ► FOR A FUCKING WRONG PERSON TEXT

[text]: listen up, buddy. the only reason i fucked you in the first place was because i felt bad for you. it was a sympathy fuck. but your dick is small and your aura is, like, dark green. not good. not good at all. stop fucking texting me, ass butt. jinkies. [text]: whoopsies. sorry, addie. your dick is amazing and your aura is on point. love ya.

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☀

SEND ☀ FOR A GOOD FUCKING MORNING TEXT

[text]: please come home. i miss you and i have those limitededition oreo’s you like.[text]: also, i think our toilet is haunted. it keepsmaking weird noises. [text]: either it’s possessed or throwing a fitbecause i flushed some weed down it yesterday when my cousin came for a surprise visit. [text]: i’m pretty sure it’s possessed, though. [text]: just fyi.

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your friendly neighborhood anonymous armadillo is on that work grind, but if you’d like to plot some stuff hit me up ! or like this and i’ll come to you. i want all the plots.

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i need to go sleep because i work a ten tomorrow. but luckily my job allows me unrestricted computer access mawhahaha. okay, anonymous armadillo, out.

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even more fucking text memes!

symbols:

send ☀ for a good fucking morning text

send ✉ for a un fucking sent text

send ❤ for an i fucking love you text

send ☾ for a good fucking night text

send ✔ for yes of course you fucking can text

send ✕ for of course fucking not text

send ✂ for a fucking lying text

send ❝❞ for a long fucking winded text

send ♋ for a fucking sext

send ► for a fucking wrong person text

send ☢ for a fucking drunken text

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beautf replied to your post:                    [[MOR] as a new person who will probably not get...                

   im sitting here hunting for it on the sheet but i am blind dang    

dude it’s up at the top with anonymous ifrit and anonymous chupacabra and shit. but it disappeared when people left the spreadsheet. or i imagined it. you know, that’s a possibility.

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as a new person who will probably not get nominated and doesn’t know the characters that well...... can i just say that i snorted diet dew when i saw the name anonymous armadillo on the spreadsheet? henceforth, i shall be known as anonymous armadillo.

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' so, i’ve decided to send christmas cards to all my fuck buddies. you know, just to show how much i appreciate the orgasms. the only problem is, i don’t know all of their addresses. or their last names. or... uh, their first names. and i really don’t want to address a card ‘hangs a bit to the left’ or ‘birthmark on left buttocks’. ya feel ? ’