Ailsa watches Supernatural... WARNING: SPOILERS AHEAD
All Hell Breaks Loose Parts 1&2
OH MY FUCKING GODS THE.... AND THEN THE.... AND THEN SAM... AND THEN DEAN... AND THEN BOBBY.... AND THEN JOHNFUCKINGWINCHESTER...
OH JESUS THE FEELS... I HAVE ALL THE FEELS... J'AI TOUS LES FEELS... ICH HABE ALLES DIE FEELS... HO TUTTI I FEELS
OH JESUS I NEED A CUP OF TEA...
OK, I'm going to try to form some coherent thoughts about what I have just seen... This may take some time...
Ok first of all let's just state the obvious and agree that that demon was an evil motherfucker who deserved to die... So that's good.
However, Andy DIED. And Sam DIED. Like he was DEAD. Because the token black army guy stabbed him... As, living on Tumblr, it's impossible to remain spoiler free I know Sam and Dean die multiple times each, and will probably never actually die... But Dean's just a character and he didn't know that... (Also there was the ACTING. Just.... and the One Perfect Tear... I think the boys are definitely improving, and it's nice to see).
UNF. DEAN'S EMOTIONS. WHAT'S HE 'SPOSED TO DO???
And then Dean sold his soul FOR ONE FUCKING YEAR. I mean ONE LOUSY FUCKING YEAR.
And then Bobby was angry,and quite rightly so. Because that was a fucking stupid thing for Dean to do. And YES how will Sam feel when he finds out you SOLD YOUR SOUL. But I still love Dean, because he's so devoted to Sam. And seriously, DON'T YOU THINK HE'S LOST ENOUGH???
SAMUEL COLT WAS A CLEVER MOTHERFUCKER.
And then Jake was stupid and decided not to kill the demon and went bad...
AND THEN SAM. THAT WAS NOT SAM. I DON'T KNOW WHO/WHAT THE FUCK THAT WAS BUT THAT WAS NOT SAM. Yikes, I'm a bit scared for next series...
And then THE GATES TO FUCKING HELL OPENED. LIKE... THE GATES... TO HELL... THEY OPENED HELL... HOW WILL TOP THIS NEXT SERIES FINALE??? ACTUALLY NO, I TAKE THAT BACK... NO NO DON'T TRY TO TOP THIS...
Ahem, sorry guys... Where was I?
Yeah then they OPENED HELL. AND THEN THE DEMON...
And the JOHN FUCKING WINCHESTER. JUST CASUALLY STROLLS OUT OF HELL. LIKE DID SOMEBODY SAY JOHN WINCHESTER? THE PARTY DON'T START TIL I WALK IN. Seriously revising my opinion of John Winchester... He may not be a total dick...
And then Dean SHOT THAT MOTHERFUCKER. I mean seriously, it's been what 23 years? IT'S ABOUT FUCKING TIME.
THAT WAS FOR OUR MOM YOU, SONOFABITCH.
But now there's 200 more new demons.... Series 3's gonna be rough...
And,of course, MAN PAIN. SO MUCH MAN PAIN. MANLY EMOTIONS. MANLY TEARS. MANLY EVERYTHING.
Dean and Sam at the end... "YOU'RE MY BIG BROTHER. THERE'S NOTHING I WOULDN'T DO FOR YOU."
And, just because this episode hasn't been FUCKING TRAUMATIC ENOUGH... THE WAR HAS JUST BEGUN.
