you're my land ahoy

you can call me sari. 30s. finland. rn mainly dan and phil, anime and 911. a multifandom mess of anything. so yeah, i accidentally fell into anime hell in 2020 and now i'm basically watching everything i blacklisted in 2013. never say never to anything.

[highonoverthinking]

July wasn’t going so well for franz kafka

[courtesanofdeath]

DOUBLE PLAY TO WIN THE SEMIFINALS!

[trainthief]

imagine thinking you can just call people a slur

Kiddo…. Dick Van Dyke….. is his name

[dragon-in-a-fez]

I don’t have context for this and I hope I never get any

[pseudophan]

good for you phil <3

[hudconov]

I wanna bite

[sunnypeachyy]

forms of affection  ₊˚⊹ ʚɞ♡︎ ˚⋅.

[pansytheleia]

please vote for new European bank notes

if there is two things you should remember me by it's both loving birds and being very pro Europe.

Anyway we'll apparently get new bank notes with either historic figures or nature and I'm not telling you to vote for birds buuuuuuut -

[pansytheleia]

https://surveys.ecb.europa.eu/10b/banknotes/share/

[official-kultur]

https://surveys.ecb.europa.eu/10b/banknotes/share

[viralfrog]

[ur-daily-inspiration]

[modernbaseball]

2 am: bedtime were meant to be broken 😈

7 am: I hope i get in a car accident

[coffee-without-anesthetics]

forgive me father for i have opened a notification and read the message within to make the red dot go away and then forgot to reply for a month . it will happen again

[tsuquilisda]

rebecca black was right. It’s Friday

[actuallysara]

yo what the fuck

[passionpeachy]

for Kestie935 on art fight ⭐️

[ethanhunt-deactivated20230911]

I wouIdn’t have had it any other way. My God, Iook at what we’ve had. - Mamma Mia! (2008) dir. Phyllida Lloyd She had nobody, she didn’t even have anybody to tell. She wasn’t scared, I know that now. She knew that she could do it because she wasn’t alone, she had me. - Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again (2018) dir. Ol Parker

[lavenderprose]

Shane also needs to interact with other gay men just to understand how truly lucky he is. He needs to hear someone go off about going on Grindr to find a top for the night and then finding out that all of the guys who have the 'Hung' tag on their profile are packing like five and a half inches at MOST and then Shane has to be like "Oh that. Yeah that sounds rough." Meanwhile he lost his anal virginity to a knockout with model looks who works out for a living and started their relationship by jerking his enormous hog at him in a communal shower which has always been one of Shane's top five fantasies. And he's literally never had to be on The Apps because he's the bottom of all time actually and the DomTop with the enormous dick imprinted on him like a fucking duckling the first time Shane came untouched under him which was, I cannot stress this enough, when he LOST HIS VIRGINITY.

Like shut the fuck up Shane Hollander how does it feel to be the chosen one. He has to confront all of this because he needs to know that he has, once again, won at life in every meaningful way. And then he can sit there like :] while that sad bottom over there bemoans the Grindr biome.

[experienceandobservation]

Hudson Williams | Heated Fitcheck / Elevator ride | 98th Annual Oscars in Hollywood, California | March 15, 2026 | 🎥 Bvlgari