teen wolf live-meta
meta in bold, fangirl in cursive, general in regular text. here we go.
I still want shifter green eyes
I FUCKING KNEW HE WOULD HAVE SOMETHING TO DO WITH THEM. nazis were too obsessed with norse mythology AND we’ve had a hellboy actor on set. I honestly wonder if he’s called Douglas bc of doug jones (played barrow, did half of all hellboy characters)
I’m so glad I have pizza to eat my emotions with
he’s gonna bite stiles and it’s either not going to work bc he’s already come into his powers, or it’s going to work and stiles will do a lydia
oh honey. honey, honey, honey.
YESSS GET YOUR MAN BACK, FUCK SHIT UP
I think lydia wore those clothes in s2? the onesie with the flowers?
lmao the rift looks like a world of warcraft dungeon portal
yeah this is definitely some hellboy-level nazi/norse mythology mashup. It should be noted that if Hauptmann is his last name and not his rank, there was an Ilse Hauptstein in the group that brought hellboy to earth to aid the nazis in winning the war. I know there have been hellboy/teen wolf metas done previously, largely because of doug jones’ involvement in the show and the uncanny likeness between kroenen and the dread doctors... which in itself is a bit uncanny considering who kept this brain-eating fucker alive since the second world war.
so I’m guessing most of his old squad are now riders.
the rider with the rifle fights like I play fallout. why waste ammo when you can bash faces in
as a criminology student with a huge ww2 interest: I wonder what percentage of the nazi warmachine consisted of full-out serial killers and psychopaths. as in people who would have done the same thing regardless of war or peace.
that buck shot should definitely have made a bigger mess
wHAT
honestly though. supernatural chris AND supernatural melissa. who the fuck needs an alpha pack
DID HE JUST TAME PARRISH
liam is going to make such a great alpha. i’m so proud of my baby
or she could be the alpha? 10/10 would follow hayden off of the end of the earth tbh
no bb she can’t see anything, noah, darling.. no.
lmao did he just bring the hellhound to the hellhound’s anchor. you fucked uuuuup
HAHA yep, that is definitely a world of warcraft portal
his german is not very german
wow how the fuck do I survive the remaining 7 minutes of this fucking episode
stop jeff davis 2017
I TOLD YOU THIS WOULD BE HIS REDEMPTION OH MY GOD
IS SHE GOING TO CALL HIM DAD NOW
it’s respect, lydia. you’re literally the battlefield goddess
OUCH FUCK THIS IS IT ISN’T IT
ALRIGHT LISTEN UP. in 2012something I wrote a meta on stiles being a stile that I’ve pretty much spammed you with. but a stile is a way to get across a fence without letting something in or out. look me in the eye and tell me that was wrong? you can’t, can you? holy fuck I feel so vindicated I’m going to scream
also I’m posting a meta on what stiles might be veeeeeery soon so stick around because I may have called this two years ago without knowing it holy fuuuuuck













